If this don't make you laugh...
 

....then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

--

John H

If this don't make you laugh...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

--

John H

Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.

If this don't make you laugh...
 

Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

--

John H

Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.


That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?

If this don't make you laugh...
 

On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:50:36 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

--

John H

Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.


Rats seem attracted to bird feeders!

About two years ago my wife came screaming in from the garage. Said
she opened the door and saw three rats. I thought, "Yeah, right.
Probably a mouse."

A couple days later I look under the bird feeders and see what I
though were three squirrels - until I noticed the lack of hair on
their tales. Apparently, they really like the sunflower seeds knocked
on the ground by the birds.

The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved
the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the
backyard.
--

John H

If this don't make you laugh...
 

On May 29, 11:38*am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
.. .
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

--

John H

Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.

If this don't make you laugh...
 

wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.


If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.

I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory.
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.

If this don't make you laugh...
 

On May 29, 11:51*am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy..
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.

If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.

I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory.
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them..

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody
with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously
an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you.

If this don't make you laugh...
 

wrote:
On May 29, 11:51 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.
If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.

I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory.
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody
with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously
an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you.


About the only advice you can provide is how to bounce down the stairs
at the local cop shop.

If this don't make you laugh...
 

On May 29, 12:02*pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 29, 11:51 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
om...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.
If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.

I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory.
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody
with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously
an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you.

About the only advice you can provide is how to bounce down the stairs
at the local cop shop.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Still more exciting than hiding under a desk crying for attention on
the internet...

If this don't make you laugh...
 

HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I
built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I
decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times
that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.


If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.

I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory.
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.

Donald said his lot frontage was 80 ft. That's congested inner city or
at best close in suburban. The dumb ass is lucky he wasn't arrested.
It's not likely you would get away with shooting a gun at your
landlady's house either.