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jim785 May 29th 09 07:46 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 12:27:13 -0400, jim785 wrote:


Donald said his lot frontage was 80 ft. That's congested inner city
or at best close in suburban. The dumb ass is lucky he wasn't arrested.
It's not likely you would get away with shooting a gun at your
landlady's house either.


In Iowa it is illegal to shoot within 500 feet of a building.
Anywhere. A rule widely ignored by hunters. I use the smallest shot
feasible in part to decrease danger distance. Small shot has less
range but I can't hit birds that are far away.
Casady


It's 200' feet here.


Well start shootin asshole and see what happens.

Don White May 29th 09 07:51 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?


What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady


Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.



HK May 29th 09 07:55 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?

What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady


Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.




The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone

jim785 May 29th 09 08:33 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady


Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.



The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone


I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like
the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.

Don White May 29th 09 08:47 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 

"jim785" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city
boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady

Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.



The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be
renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone


I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the
mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.


Fish camps??
You really are a backwards redneck.
When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by
the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
..



John H[_2_] May 29th 09 09:08 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:43:08 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
om...
wrote:
On May 29, 11:51 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I
built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I
decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story
bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that
the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city
boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?- Hide quoted text -
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He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.
If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.

I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory.
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of
them.

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted
text -

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Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody
with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously
an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you.



About the only advice you can provide is how to bounce down the stairs at
the local cop shop.


Snerk... Essex has its own stairwell test dummy.


You and Harry make a good, tight fit, don't you Donnie?
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher

HK May 29th 09 09:22 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
Don White wrote:
"jim785" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city
boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady
Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.


The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be
renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone

I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the
mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.


Fish camps??
You really are a backwards redneck.
When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by
the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
.



Where FloridaJim lives probably is the second most "rednecky/cracker"
part of that state.

jim785 May 29th 09 09:37 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
Don White wrote:
"jim785" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city
boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady
Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.


The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be
renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone

I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the
mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.


Fish camps??
You really are a backwards redneck.
When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by
the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
.


Now, why would they use mounted patrols to keep the suburbs of Halifax
in line? It's a bit of overkill if you ask me. Down here we use the
mounteds for riot and mob control. Do you have a lot of riot and mob
activity up there or is it just the way the government impresses their
power over you. Aint socialism wonderful.

Zombie of Woodstock May 29th 09 10:01 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:47 -0400, jim785 wrote:

HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady

Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.



The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone


I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like
the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.


They have a choral group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

HK May 29th 09 10:10 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:47 -0400, jim785 wrote:

HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady
Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.


The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone

I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like
the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.


They have a choral group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.



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