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On May 29, 12:00*pm, wrote:
On May 29, 11:51*am, HK wrote:



wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.

If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.

I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory..
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody
with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously
an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you.

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.

Posted by the wizard 9 minutes later than Harry, and he didn't see
this......
What
A
Turd

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"Zombie of Woodstock" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 19:59:20 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"Richard Casady" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.

I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were
ugly.

These local guys have even nicer outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1

Pffhhhtt...how the hell can you fight in dresses?

Depends on the competition...
Warriors like Lt Colonel & his Dope Army would fall in love and swoon alll
over the Highlanders.....
others might drop their weapons & run before the Highlanders accidently
exposed themselves.

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On May 29, 12:04*pm, wrote:
On May 29, 12:02*pm, HK wrote:



wrote:
On May 29, 11:51 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
om...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.
If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.

I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory.
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody
with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously
an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you.

About the only advice you can provide is how to bounce down the stairs
at the local cop shop.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Still more exciting than hiding under a desk crying for attention on
the internet...

The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.

9 minutes after this was posted, you didn't see it?

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On May 29, 3:33*pm, jim785 wrote:
HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady

Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.

The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone

I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like
the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.

They make your Cops look like women.

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On May 29, 1:55*pm, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady

Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.

The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone

How 'bout LyingPsychoticFatGrunthead.recSomBitch

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Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 19:59:20 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.
I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were
ugly.
These local guys have even nicer outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1

Pffhhhtt...how the hell can you fight in dresses?

Didn't they lose?

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
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Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 19:59:20 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the
federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback.
Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.
I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were
ugly.
These local guys have even nicer outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1

Pffhhhtt...how the hell can you fight in dresses?

Didn't they lose?


We are about to have a federal police force right here in the United
States of America. "Why do we need a federal police force after all
these years?", you ask. That's the million dollar question.

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jim785 wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 19:59:20 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the
federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback.
Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.
I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were
ugly.
These local guys have even nicer outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1

Pffhhhtt...how the hell can you fight in dresses?

Didn't they lose?


We are about to have a federal police force right here in the United
States of America. "Why do we need a federal police force after all
these years?", you ask. That's the million dollar question.

In my county, they want to raise property taxes 25%, in part to provide
county wide police protection, even in the cities which provide their
own police force. I think the county commissioners may have a recall
vote on their hands.



--
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This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

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On May 29, 4:22*pm, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"jim785" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
m...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city
boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady
Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.

The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be
renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone
I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the
mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.

Fish camps??
You really are a backwards redneck.
When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by
the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
.

Where FloridaJim lives probably is the second most "rednecky/cracker"
part of that state.- Hide quoted text -

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****ing bigot.

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On May 30, 8:14*am, jim785 wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:





Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 19:59:20 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the
federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback.
Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.
I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were
ugly.
These local guys have even nicer outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1

Pffhhhtt...how the hell can you fight in dresses?

Didn't they lose?

We are about to have a federal police force right here in the United
States of America. "Why do we need a federal police force after all
these years?", you ask. That's the million dollar question.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Uh, we already have one and have had one for a long time.