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John H[_2_] May 29th 09 11:11 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:47 -0400, jim785 wrote:

HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady
Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.


The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone
I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like
the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.


They have a choral group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg


The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.


Isn't Google great?
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher

jim785 May 29th 09 11:26 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
John H wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:47 -0400, jim785 wrote:

HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady
Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.

The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone
I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like
the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.
They have a choral group.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.


Isn't Google great?
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher


What's alarming here is that Harry assumes he needs to help Donny answer
his questions. That is an ultimate insult to Donny, in my opinion.
Especially when Donny has intimate knowledge of the topic and Harry
knows S-Q-U-A-T. I hope Krause didn't hurt Donny's feelings too badly.

Richard Casady May 29th 09 11:29 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.


I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were
ugly.

Casady

Richard Casady May 29th 09 11:46 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:37:58 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

Squirrels tend to carry rabies for one thing, idiot. Others diseases
like Tularemia, Leptospirosis, oh, and Plague.


All wild animals tend to carry diseases. Never heard much about rabid
squirrels around these parts it is skunks and racoons that are known
for rabies. I beat a probably rabid coon to death with a golf club ten
feet from where I sit. If it was something else, whatever. It
obviously needed be put down. We have walnut trees, and oaks, so we
have squirrels. Squirrels are so dumb dogs can catch them. Someone
called them rats with a better tailor.

Casady

Don White May 29th 09 11:48 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 

"jim785" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"jim785" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city
boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady
Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.


The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be
renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone
I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like
the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.


Fish camps??
You really are a backwards redneck.
When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed
by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
.

Now, why would they use mounted patrols to keep the suburbs of Halifax in
line? It's a bit of overkill if you ask me. Down here we use the mounteds
for riot and mob control. Do you have a lot of riot and mob activity up
there or is it just the way the government impresses their power over you.
Aint socialism wonderful.


You got something against horses?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoY22Es2czQ



Don White May 29th 09 11:59 PM

If this don't make you laugh...
 

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.


I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were
ugly.

Casady



These local guys have even nicer outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1
Maybe Johnny can get a job for the summer.



Tim May 30th 09 12:44 AM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
On May 29, 11:00*am, wrote:
On May 29, 11:51*am, HK wrote:



wrote:
On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8
--
John H
Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text -


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He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others.
Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in
a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk.


If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you
might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ.


I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in
here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory..
I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and
small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.


The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text -


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Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody
with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously
an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you.


I took a .22 rifle to a skunk in the neighbors back yard right when a
deputy was driving by. He pulled in and said " Tim, this is a warning.
You can't be shooting guns in the city limits." I said, "Jerry, I'm
doing a public service. I just whacked a skunk that was going under
Mrs. Taylors shed." He walked over and looked, and yep... Dead skunk
about 10 feet from her tool shed. He looked at me and grinned and
said. "Good work. Keep it up."

jim785 May 30th 09 12:46 AM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
Don White wrote:
"jim785" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"jim785" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city
boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd
areas?
What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

Casady
Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's
expelling his flatulence.

The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be
renamed:

alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone
I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like
the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like
Halifax.
Fish camps??
You really are a backwards redneck.
When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed
by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
.

Now, why would they use mounted patrols to keep the suburbs of Halifax in
line? It's a bit of overkill if you ask me. Down here we use the mounteds
for riot and mob control. Do you have a lot of riot and mob activity up
there or is it just the way the government impresses their power over you.
Aint socialism wonderful.


You got something against horses?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoY22Es2czQ


Nice rodeo act.

Zombie of Woodstock May 30th 09 01:13 AM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
On Fri, 29 May 2009 19:59:20 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"Richard Casady" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:

The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal
police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their
calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither
do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses.


I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were
ugly.


These local guys have even nicer outfits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1


Pffhhhtt...how the hell can you fight in dresses?

D K[_4_] May 30th 09 01:53 AM

If this don't make you laugh...
 
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

--

John H


Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.



God Damn, you are dumb.


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