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"John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. |
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"John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:50:36 -0300, "Don White"
wrote: "John H" wrote in message .. . ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. Rats seem attracted to bird feeders! About two years ago my wife came screaming in from the garage. Said she opened the door and saw three rats. I thought, "Yeah, right. Probably a mouse." A couple days later I look under the bird feeders and see what I though were three squirrels - until I noticed the lack of hair on their tales. Apparently, they really like the sunflower seeds knocked on the ground by the birds. The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the backyard. -- John H |
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On May 29, 11:38*am, jim785 wrote:
Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message .. . ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. |
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On May 29, 11:51*am, HK wrote:
wrote: On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ. I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory. I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.. The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you. |
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On May 29, 11:51 am, HK wrote: wrote: On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ. I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory. I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them. The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you. About the only advice you can provide is how to bounce down the stairs at the local cop shop. |
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On May 29, 12:02*pm, HK wrote:
wrote: On May 29, 11:51 am, HK wrote: wrote: On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message om... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ. I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory. I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them. The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you. About the only advice you can provide is how to bounce down the stairs at the local cop shop.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Still more exciting than hiding under a desk crying for attention on the internet... |
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wrote: On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ. I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory. I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them. The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live. Donald said his lot frontage was 80 ft. That's congested inner city or at best close in suburban. The dumb ass is lucky he wasn't arrested. It's not likely you would get away with shooting a gun at your landlady's house either. |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:50:36 -0300, "Don White"
wrote: "John H" wrote in message .. . ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. Keep the muzzle of the gun as far back from the opened as little as possible window as you can. This will cut the noise of a 22 to near nothing outside the room. If you rest the gun on the right rung of a step ladder the right distance from the window, you only have to open it an inch or two. As for urban pheasants, you zero in on a pile of cracked corn. When the bird shows up, step up to the bench rest and pop him in the skull. The favorite round for poaching deer is the 22. As usual, I deny everything. Casady Casady |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:
That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady |
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On May 29, 11:51*am, HK wrote:
wrote: On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ. I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory. I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them.. The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Oh, ****, you make it sound like you live way outside of civilization. I know where you live, dumbass, have been in the area many times, as I've got friends in the area. |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:43:52 -0400, John H
wrote: The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the backyard. If by that you mean the squirrels got into the baits, I suggest either an air rifle, selective that, or a bait container with a rat sized hole that is too small for the squirrels. Unless you consider them vermin, of course. Thing about poisons is that mice die in the walls and you have a million flies. Another thing, the poison they use is coumerin, AKA warfarin, and is found in the supermarket under the name of D-Con. They sell the prepared baits for probably a tenth what the exterminator cost. If you want to pay through the nose, you could buy laser grade coumerin. Casady |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:43:52 -0400, John H wrote: The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the backyard. If by that you mean the squirrels got into the baits, I suggest either an air rifle, selective that, or a bait container with a rat sized hole that is too small for the squirrels. Unless you consider them vermin, of course. Thing about poisons is that mice die in the walls and you have a million flies. Another thing, the poison they use is coumerin, AKA warfarin, and is found in the supermarket under the name of D-Con. They sell the prepared baits for probably a tenth what the exterminator cost. If you want to pay through the nose, you could buy laser grade coumerin. Casady Crikey...what's wrong with a few squirrels running around? Rats? If they were in Herring's yard, they found their home. |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 13:21:44 -0500, Richard Casady
wrote: On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:43:52 -0400, John H wrote: The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the backyard. If by that you mean the squirrels got into the baits, I suggest either an air rifle, selective that, or a bait container with a rat sized hole that is too small for the squirrels. Unless you consider them vermin, of course. Thing about poisons is that mice die in the walls and you have a million flies. Another thing, the poison they use is coumerin, AKA warfarin, and is found in the supermarket under the name of D-Con. They sell the prepared baits for probably a tenth what the exterminator cost. If you want to pay through the nose, you could buy laser grade coumerin. Casady The bait stations were accessible to the squirrels, but that was fine. We had too damn many squirrels anyway. -- John H "The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 12:27:13 -0400, jim785 wrote:
Donald said his lot frontage was 80 ft. That's congested inner city or at best close in suburban. The dumb ass is lucky he wasn't arrested. It's not likely you would get away with shooting a gun at your landlady's house either. In Iowa it is illegal to shoot within 500 feet of a building. Anywhere. A rule widely ignored by hunters. I use the smallest shot feasible in part to decrease danger distance. Small shot has less range but I can't hit birds that are far away. Casady |
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Richard Casady wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 12:27:13 -0400, jim785 wrote: Donald said his lot frontage was 80 ft. That's congested inner city or at best close in suburban. The dumb ass is lucky he wasn't arrested. It's not likely you would get away with shooting a gun at your landlady's house either. In Iowa it is illegal to shoot within 500 feet of a building. Anywhere. A rule widely ignored by hunters. I use the smallest shot feasible in part to decrease danger distance. Small shot has less range but I can't hit birds that are far away. Casady It's 200' feet here. |
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On May 29, 2:28*pm, HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote: On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:43:52 -0400, John H wrote: The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the backyard. If by that you mean the squirrels got into the baits, I suggest either an air rifle, selective that, or a bait container with a rat sized hole that is too small for the squirrels. Unless you consider them vermin, of course. Thing about poisons is that mice die in the walls and you have a million flies. Another thing, the poison they use is coumerin, AKA warfarin, and is found in the supermarket under the name of D-Con. They sell the prepared baits for probably a tenth what the exterminator cost. If you want to pay through the nose, you could buy laser grade coumerin. Casady Crikey...what's wrong with a few squirrels running around? Rats? If they were in Herring's yard, they found their home.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Squirrels tend to carry rabies for one thing, idiot. Others diseases like Tularemia, Leptospirosis, oh, and Plague. |
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"HK" wrote in message m... wrote: On May 29, 11:51 am, HK wrote: wrote: On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ. I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory. I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them. The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you. About the only advice you can provide is how to bounce down the stairs at the local cop shop. Snerk... Essex has its own stairwell test dummy. |
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Richard Casady wrote: On Fri, 29 May 2009 12:27:13 -0400, jim785 wrote: Donald said his lot frontage was 80 ft. That's congested inner city or at best close in suburban. The dumb ass is lucky he wasn't arrested. It's not likely you would get away with shooting a gun at your landlady's house either. In Iowa it is illegal to shoot within 500 feet of a building. Anywhere. A rule widely ignored by hunters. I use the smallest shot feasible in part to decrease danger distance. Small shot has less range but I can't hit birds that are far away. Casady It's 200' feet here. Well start shootin asshole and see what happens. |
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"Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. |
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"Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone |
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Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. |
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"jim785" wrote in message ... HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. Fish camps?? You really are a backwards redneck. When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. .. |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:43:08 -0300, "Don White"
wrote: "HK" wrote in message om... wrote: On May 29, 11:51 am, HK wrote: wrote: On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ. I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory. I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them. The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you. About the only advice you can provide is how to bounce down the stairs at the local cop shop. Snerk... Essex has its own stairwell test dummy. You and Harry make a good, tight fit, don't you Donnie? -- John H "The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher |
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"jim785" wrote in message ... HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. Fish camps?? You really are a backwards redneck. When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. . Where FloridaJim lives probably is the second most "rednecky/cracker" part of that state. |
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"jim785" wrote in message ... HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. Fish camps?? You really are a backwards redneck. When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. . Now, why would they use mounted patrols to keep the suburbs of Halifax in line? It's a bit of overkill if you ask me. Down here we use the mounteds for riot and mob control. Do you have a lot of riot and mob activity up there or is it just the way the government impresses their power over you. Aint socialism wonderful. |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:47 -0400, jim785 wrote:
HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. They have a choral group. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:47 -0400, jim785 wrote: HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. They have a choral group. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses. |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:
Zombie of Woodstock wrote: On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:47 -0400, jim785 wrote: HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. They have a choral group. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses. Isn't Google great? -- John H "The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher |
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John H wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote: Zombie of Woodstock wrote: On Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:47 -0400, jim785 wrote: HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. They have a choral group. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses. Isn't Google great? -- John H "The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher What's alarming here is that Harry assumes he needs to help Donny answer his questions. That is an ultimate insult to Donny, in my opinion. Especially when Donny has intimate knowledge of the topic and Harry knows S-Q-U-A-T. I hope Krause didn't hurt Donny's feelings too badly. |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote:
The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses. I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were ugly. Casady |
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"jim785" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "jim785" wrote in message ... HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. Fish camps?? You really are a backwards redneck. When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. . Now, why would they use mounted patrols to keep the suburbs of Halifax in line? It's a bit of overkill if you ask me. Down here we use the mounteds for riot and mob control. Do you have a lot of riot and mob activity up there or is it just the way the government impresses their power over you. Aint socialism wonderful. You got something against horses? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoY22Es2czQ |
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"Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote: The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses. I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were ugly. Casady These local guys have even nicer outfits. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1 Maybe Johnny can get a job for the summer. |
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On May 29, 11:00*am, wrote:
On May 29, 11:51*am, HK wrote: wrote: On May 29, 11:38 am, jim785 wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - He does not hold himself to the same standard as he does others. Imagine if it had been someone else, he would have ratted them out in a heartbeat... I bet he is a great neighbor snerk. If you, Herring, and FloridaJim got together and merged your brains, you might - maybe - break into a three digit IQ. I have not seen a mouse or rat in the yard itself since we moved in here...and my wife has more bird feeders out than a bird feeder factory.. I suspect the friendly critters - the foxes, raccoons, possums, and small bears*, along with the large birds of prey, have taken care of them. The rules on firearm discharge depend on where you live.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Show me any town, anywhere in North America where zoning lets anybody with 80 foot wide lots, shoot up the neighborhood... He is obviously an idiot and has no business owning any guns... Just like you. I took a .22 rifle to a skunk in the neighbors back yard right when a deputy was driving by. He pulled in and said " Tim, this is a warning. You can't be shooting guns in the city limits." I said, "Jerry, I'm doing a public service. I just whacked a skunk that was going under Mrs. Taylors shed." He walked over and looked, and yep... Dead skunk about 10 feet from her tool shed. He looked at me and grinned and said. "Good work. Keep it up." |
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Don White wrote:
"jim785" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "jim785" wrote in message ... HK wrote: Don White wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote: That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy. Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas? What do you think the reference to Mounties meant? Casady Snerk..... that Jimbo tends to be a bit slow.........except when he's expelling his flatulence. The "asshole count" in my filters indicates rec.boats ought to be renamed: alt.Loogy-Herring-JustHate-FloridaJim Ejaculate on Everyone I've heard of the mounties. I thought they patrolled manly places like the mountains and forests. I didn't think they patrolled fish camps like Halifax. Fish camps?? You really are a backwards redneck. When I lived on that suburban property, the area was county and policed by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. . Now, why would they use mounted patrols to keep the suburbs of Halifax in line? It's a bit of overkill if you ask me. Down here we use the mounteds for riot and mob control. Do you have a lot of riot and mob activity up there or is it just the way the government impresses their power over you. Aint socialism wonderful. You got something against horses? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoY22Es2czQ Nice rodeo act. |
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On Fri, 29 May 2009 19:59:20 -0300, "Don White"
wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 29 May 2009 17:10:21 -0400, HK wrote: The Mounties' name reflects its history. The organization is the federal police force of Canada. The U.S. Army still has units named for their calvary forebears, but I doubt they go into battle on horseback. Neither do the Mounties, although I bet the group still has horses. I love those scarlet jackets. I was in the USAF and the uniforms were ugly. These local guys have even nicer outfits. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH8dUvQCvQ&NR=1 Pffhhhtt...how the hell can you fight in dresses? |
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Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... ...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8 -- John H Only in Virginia eh? It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built with my own hands. The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide. I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom window. Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over. I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties. God Damn, you are dumb. |
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