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Vic Smith December 20th 08 01:35 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic

Tim December 20th 08 01:40 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
On Dec 20, 7:35*am, Vic Smith wrote:
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying *CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, *MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic


Well, mine were still in the warehouse yesterday. I havent' been there
yet, but I'm sure they haven't budged any.

Vic Smith December 20th 08 01:43 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 05:40:42 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 20, 7:35Â*am, Vic Smith wrote:
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying Â*CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, Â*MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic


Well, mine were still in the warehouse yesterday. I havent' been there
yet, but I'm sure they haven't budged any.


You're excluded from this Tim. You have faith.

--Vic


Boater[_3_] December 20th 08 01:57 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
Vic Smith wrote:
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic



Since I maintain full "yacht" coverage on my boats, I don't worry much
about them.

Eisboch December 20th 08 02:01 PM

Boat Check Time!
 

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...

Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!



I would do so as directed, but I can't get out of my driveway.

&*$&%_'in SNOW!

Eisboch



Vic Smith December 20th 08 02:04 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:57:06 -0500, Boater
wrote:

Vic Smith wrote:
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic



Since I maintain full "yacht" coverage on my boats, I don't worry much
about them.


Sure your coverage didn't lapse?
CHECK YOUR INSURANCE POLICY!!
And there are often exclusions requiring riders!
TALK TO YOUR INSURANCE AGENT!!
KNOW YOUR POLICY!!

Hey, not trying to be chicken little here.
Just saying you should stay on your toes.
Everything could be hunky-dory.
Maybe.

--Vic

Eisboch December 20th 08 02:06 PM

Boat Check Time!
 

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:57:06 -0500, Boater
wrote:

Vic Smith wrote:
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic



Since I maintain full "yacht" coverage on my boats, I don't worry much
about them.


Sure your coverage didn't lapse?
CHECK YOUR INSURANCE POLICY!!
And there are often exclusions requiring riders!
TALK TO YOUR INSURANCE AGENT!!
KNOW YOUR POLICY!!

Hey, not trying to be chicken little here.
Just saying you should stay on your toes.
Everything could be hunky-dory.
Maybe.

--Vic



His insurance company didn't qualify for a bailout and went tits-up.
He didn't get the memo.

Eisboch



Don White December 20th 08 02:09 PM

Boat Check Time!
 

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic



I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.



Don White December 20th 08 02:11 PM

Boat Check Time!
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...

Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!



I would do so as directed, but I can't get out of my driveway.

&*$&%_'in SNOW!

Eisboch


I'd have a horse drawn plow if I was you. Make those horses earn their
oats.



Boater[_3_] December 20th 08 02:15 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
Eisboch wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:57:06 -0500, Boater
wrote:

Vic Smith wrote:
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic

Since I maintain full "yacht" coverage on my boats, I don't worry much
about them.

Sure your coverage didn't lapse?
CHECK YOUR INSURANCE POLICY!!
And there are often exclusions requiring riders!
TALK TO YOUR INSURANCE AGENT!!
KNOW YOUR POLICY!!

Hey, not trying to be chicken little here.
Just saying you should stay on your toes.
Everything could be hunky-dory.
Maybe.

--Vic



His insurance company didn't qualify for a bailout and went tits-up.
He didn't get the memo.

Eisboch




Uh, no...I avoided the companies a certain insurance agent here "reps."


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