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On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:21:01 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"Salmonbait" wrote in message
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:35:49 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"D K" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
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Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic


I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.

If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.

Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?


Here, Don. Give this URL to your wife. Oarlocks aren't very expensive.

http://tinyurl.com/9jqonr

You might need these also:

http://tinyurl.com/9swfjp

Hell, a rowboat without oarlocks wouldn't be much fun.
--
John


..and you might need one of these....pass the link to your wife.
http://www.fi.edu/learn/brain/


Broken link.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John

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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"mmc" wrote in message
ng.com...

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
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Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic
Got back about 7:30 this evening from our Christmas boat parade. Loaded
the pontoon boat with my family, a bunch of the neighborhood kids and a
couple enderly ladies from down the block and anchored off the Grand
Canal.
About 100 boats and t-shirt weather; calm, warm and dry. Nice evening to
be on the water. Kids had a blast and neither of the elderly ladies had
seen the parade from the water before and they loved it.
Great decoations on most of the boats and the rest were fun too.
Good times.
Merry Christmas to you to Vic.


Friend sent a link to boat parade on the Frasier River, BC, Canada. River
is frozen
http://www.guidebc.com/images/dsc0071_121608_big.jpg

Saving fuel!

Boat Check Time!
 

Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic

I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.

Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?



They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them
and get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.

Boat Check Time!
 

"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic

I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.

Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?

They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.

First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.

Boat Check Time!
 

On Dec 23, 9:16*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

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Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
m...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying *CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, *MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic

I have to better tie down my tarps. *It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.

Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?

They can be easily replaced. *The holes are still there. *Install them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.

First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

What a bigot!

Boat Check Time!
 

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"Jim" wrote in message
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On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

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Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting
in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them
and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the
Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours
are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

What a bigot!

Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.

Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real Christian
and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.

Boat Check Time!
 

Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
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wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

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Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting
in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them
and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the
Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours
are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!
Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.

Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real Christian
and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.


Did Harry give you a heads up on how real Christians act?
BTW the word Christian is always capitalized.

Boat Check Time!
 

On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:35:25 -0400, "Don White" wrote:


"Jim" wrote in message
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wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

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Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting
in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them
and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the
Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours
are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

What a bigot!

Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.

Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real Christian
and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.


Do you mean the name-calling....like 'pseudo christians'?

'Act' was the correct word choice.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H

Boat Check Time!
 

John H wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:35:25 -0400, "Don White" wrote:

"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

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Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting
in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them
and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the
Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours
are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!
Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.
Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real Christian
and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.


Do you mean the name-calling....like 'pseudo christians'?

'Act' was the correct word choice.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H


Still at it, eh?

Jiggle, jiggle, tug, tug...and catch a herring.