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[email protected] December 21st 08 08:24 PM

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On Dec 21, 12:58*pm, Vic Smith
wrote:
On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:52:20 -0800 (PST), wrote:

I'm not in Florida, I'm in South Carolina. *We still have seasons, but
the winters are mild. *Not a bad place to live at all. *Did I say the
winters are mild? *:-


Close enough for me.

On second thought, we're kind of full. *We're thinking about closing
the borders. *Too mant transplants from other places. *Tom is thinking
about moving here.


Larry's in Charleston, and keeps inviting folks down as long as they
bring Yankee dollars with them.
He makes it sound like a boater's paradise down there.
I'm going to check it out.
Put on a twang first so nobody will suspect me.

--Vic


The last two years we've hauled the boat down to Lake Moultrie, ridden
the locks down to the Cooper River, then boated the 50 miles or so
down the river to Charleston. We either dock the boats (we alway go
with at least one other boat) at the City Marina or at one of the
hotels that has a dock. We spend a couple of days eating and having
fun, then we make the trip back up the river. It's a blast.

Calif Bill December 21st 08 11:54 PM

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"mmc" wrote in message
ng.com...

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic

Got back about 7:30 this evening from our Christmas boat parade. Loaded
the pontoon boat with my family, a bunch of the neighborhood kids and a
couple enderly ladies from down the block and anchored off the Grand
Canal.
About 100 boats and t-shirt weather; calm, warm and dry. Nice evening to
be on the water. Kids had a blast and neither of the elderly ladies had
seen the parade from the water before and they loved it.
Great decoations on most of the boats and the rest were fun too.
Good times.
Merry Christmas to you to Vic.


Friend sent a link to boat parade on the Frasier River, BC, Canada. River
is frozen
http://www.guidebc.com/images/dsc0071_121608_big.jpg



[email protected] December 22nd 08 01:26 AM

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On Dec 20, 7:57*am, Boater wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!


Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.


Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying *CHECK YOUR BOAT!!


Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.


Oh, *MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.


--Vic


Since I maintain full "yacht" coverage on my boats, I don't worry much
about them.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


And the coverage on the lobster boat?

D K December 23rd 08 01:29 AM

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Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic



I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.



If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.

D K December 23rd 08 01:30 AM

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wrote:
On Dec 20, 8:57 am, Boater wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic

Since I maintain full "yacht" coverage on my boats, I don't worry much
about them.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Boats, plural. Sure, WAFA!!


He has a canoe. Or 1/2 interest in a canoe.

D K December 23rd 08 01:37 AM

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Eisboch wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
...
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

I'd have a horse drawn plow if I was you. Make those horses earn their
oats.



That idea would go over like a lead balloon with Mrs.E.

The JD Gator has a hydraulic (up and down) plow and does a decent job, but
you still get soaked, wet and cold.
Last night I decided it's time to get the F-250 setup with a plow. It has
the plow package on it, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

I sound wimpy, but we have a lot of driveway to plow, and every year it gets
to be more of a chore.

http://www.eisboch.com/areial.jpg

Eisboch




Nice place!

D K December 23rd 08 01:38 AM

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Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
...
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
I'd have a horse drawn plow if I was you. Make those horses earn their
oats.

That idea would go over like a lead balloon with Mrs.E.

The JD Gator has a hydraulic (up and down) plow and does a decent job,
but you still get soaked, wet and cold.
Last night I decided it's time to get the F-250 setup with a plow. It
has the plow package on it, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

I sound wimpy, but we have a lot of driveway to plow, and every year it
gets to be more of a chore.

http://www.eisboch.com/areial.jpg

Eisboch



Is that an old picture or did you fill in the cement pond?


'Cement pond'??
You're confusing Richard with Jed Clampett..



You watch too much television, dummy.

Don White December 23rd 08 03:35 AM

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"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic



I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.


If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.


Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?



Salmonbait December 23rd 08 12:48 PM

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On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:35:49 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic


I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.


If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.


Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?


Here, Don. Give this URL to your wife. Oarlocks aren't very expensive.

http://tinyurl.com/9jqonr

You might need these also:

http://tinyurl.com/9swfjp

Hell, a rowboat without oarlocks wouldn't be much fun.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

Don White December 23rd 08 02:21 PM

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"Salmonbait" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:35:49 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic


I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.

If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.


Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?


Here, Don. Give this URL to your wife. Oarlocks aren't very expensive.

http://tinyurl.com/9jqonr

You might need these also:

http://tinyurl.com/9swfjp

Hell, a rowboat without oarlocks wouldn't be much fun.
--
John


...and you might need one of these....pass the link to your wife.
http://www.fi.edu/learn/brain/




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