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Don White December 24th 08 01:58 PM

Boat Check Time!
 

"Jim" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
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wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

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Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
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Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are
nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented
a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install
them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the
Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours
are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!
Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.


Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real
Christian and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.

Did Harry give you a heads up on how real Christians act?
BTW the word Christian is always capitalized.


Even when referring to 'pretenders'?



Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_3_] December 24th 08 02:01 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
Boater wrote:
John H wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:35:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

...





Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are
nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you
prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that
crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy
lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install
them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of
the Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but
ours are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!
Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.
Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real
Christian and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.


Do you mean the name-calling....like 'pseudo christians'?

'Act' was the correct word choice.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H



Still at it, eh?

Jiggle, jiggle, tug, tug...and catch a herring.


Harry, do you want to trade some "info"?

jiggle, jiggle....... Damn he took it hook, line and sinker. ;)


John H[_2_] December 24th 08 02:07 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:56:49 -0500, Boater wrote:

John H wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:35:25 -0400, "Don White" wrote:

"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

...





Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting
in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them
and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the
Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours
are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!
Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.
Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real Christian
and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.


Do you mean the name-calling....like 'pseudo christians'?

'Act' was the correct word choice.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H



Still at it, eh?

Jiggle, jiggle, tug, tug...and catch a herring.


You're jiggling it and tugging it, but I don't think it's a fish, Krause!

Keep at it.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_3_] December 24th 08 02:07 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
John H wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:01:14 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Boater wrote:
John H wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:35:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

...





Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are
nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you
prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that
crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy
lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install
them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of
the Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but
ours are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!
Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.
Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real
Christian and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.
Do you mean the name-calling....like 'pseudo christians'?

'Act' was the correct word choice.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H

Still at it, eh?

Jiggle, jiggle, tug, tug...and catch a herring.

Harry, do you want to trade some "info"?

jiggle, jiggle....... Damn he took it hook, line and sinker. ;)


He got caught bad. I felt sorry for him...almost.

If he keeps one hand busy jiggling and tugging himself, maybe his behavior will
be only half as bad as usual.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H


I almost felt sorry for him too.... but it was just too damn funny. He
bites at that one every time I jiggle it.

John H[_2_] December 24th 08 02:10 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:01:14 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Boater wrote:
John H wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:35:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

...





Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are
nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you
prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that
crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy
lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install
them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of
the Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but
ours are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!
Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.
Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real
Christian and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.

Do you mean the name-calling....like 'pseudo christians'?

'Act' was the correct word choice.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H



Still at it, eh?

Jiggle, jiggle, tug, tug...and catch a herring.


Harry, do you want to trade some "info"?

jiggle, jiggle....... Damn he took it hook, line and sinker. ;)


He got caught bad. I felt sorry for him...almost.

If he keeps one hand busy jiggling and tugging himself, maybe his behavior will
be only half as bad as usual.
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John H

Jim December 24th 08 02:14 PM

Boat Check Time!
 
Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

...





Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are
nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented
a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install
them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the
Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours
are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!
Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.
Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real
Christian and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.

Did Harry give you a heads up on how real Christians act?
BTW the word Christian is always capitalized.


Even when referring to 'pretenders'?


Do your own research.

D K December 25th 08 12:31 AM

Boat Check Time!
 
Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?

They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.


First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.




Bull****, Don. You trashed your son in a post and lazy was one of the
words. Google it, dummy. I don't have time but you certainly do.

D K December 25th 08 12:31 AM

Boat Check Time!
 
Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:16 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"D K" wrote in message

...





Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting
in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!
Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.
Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!
Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.
Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.
--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them
and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.
First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the
Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours
are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
What a bigot!

Donny's brain is frozen in Krause emulation mode.


Unlike some of you pseudo christians, I'm going to act like a real Christian
and cease this foolishness on Christmas Eve.



Forever? Nice!


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