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Salmonbait December 22nd 08 09:33 PM

Reginald Etc.
 
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:19:43 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Dec 22, 1:25*pm, Boater wrote:
Salmonbait wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:30:22 -0500, Boater wrote:


BAR wrote:
hk wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:55:27 -0500, Jim wrote:


John. I think you are very close to a breakthrough with Harry. I
think he wants to make friends but isn't quite sure how to go about it.
He could use at least one.


I have several friends here, as many as I want, and a lot more
elsewhere, but thanks for asking, W'hine.
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Who here would identify them self as your friend?


None of the right-wing jackals, I hope.


Harry, is 'jackals' a term of endearment? They are a pretty cool predator.
Very smart. Quick witted, nice looking, etc.


Here all this time I thought you were being insulting, and you were
actually hurling compliments.


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/176279...zing_predator/


--
We say, "THANK YOU, REGGIE"


Salmonbait


There is nothing complimentary about being called a jackal. The way I
used it here, it refers to the type of person who would scavenge from
the bad luck of others, such as breaking into a house to steal valuables
while the family is off at a funeral.- Hide quoted text -

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Do you mean like wishing harm and death to people?


There's a point.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

Jim December 22nd 08 09:36 PM

Reginald Etc.
 
wrote:
On Dec 22, 12:54 pm, Boater wrote:
Salmonbait wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:29:01 -0500, hk wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:55:27 -0500, Jim wrote:
John. I think you are very close to a breakthrough with Harry. I think
he wants to make friends but isn't quite sure how to go about it.
He could use at least one.
I have several friends here, as many as I want, and a lot more
elsewhere, but thanks for asking, W'hine.
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Harry. Wayne was making a joke. Your response was appropriate, jocular,
until the very end when you get into the name-calling mode. Your use of the
term 'W'hine' is undoubtedly intended to be insulting, but do you think
Wayne gives a rat's ass?
I doubt it.
Name-calling is such an adolescent activity, don't you think?
--
We say, "THANK YOU, REGGIE"
Salmonbait

Why would you think I give a rat's ass what W'hine thinks?- Hide quoted text -

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If you don't care what anybody thinks of you, why do you post here and
why do you post lies about every aspect of your life?

It's obvious that he really does care. We're the only family he's got

Tom Francis - SWSports December 23rd 08 12:41 AM

Reginald Etc.
 
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.


Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_3_] December 23rd 08 12:55 AM

Reginald Etc.
 
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.


Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!


My high school was 90% goy, so i guess I lose. ;)

Mazel tov and Merry Christmas to you and your family. Your new boat
might be the the Christmas present yet.

Tom Francis - SWSports December 23rd 08 01:22 AM

Reginald Etc.
 
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:58 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.


Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!


My high school was 90% goy, so i guess I lose. ;)


Um....er...ok.

Mazel tov and Merry Christmas to you and your family.


Shalom - Happy whatever the hell you black lesbians celebrate.

Your new boat might be the the Christmas present yet.


That was a present to me from me - the kids and Mrs. Wave have
something special planned.

As-Salamu Alaykum...

OY!!!

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_3_] December 23rd 08 01:51 AM

Reginald Etc.
 
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:

That was a present to me from me - the kids and Mrs. Wave have
something special planned.


My wife got me a Dual Exerciser Master 3000.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lW_...eature=related

She says I will never have to exercise alone.

Tom Francis - SWSports December 23rd 08 02:41 AM

Reginald Etc.
 
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:51:51 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:

That was a present to me from me - the kids and Mrs. Wave have
something special planned.


My wife got me a Dual Exerciser Master 3000.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lW_...eature=related

She says I will never have to exercise alone.


Yeah - you can work out with Chuck Norris.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_3_] December 23rd 08 02:46 AM

Reginald Etc.
 
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:51:51 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:

That was a present to me from me - the kids and Mrs. Wave have
something special planned.

My wife got me a Dual Exerciser Master 3000.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lW_...eature=related

She says I will never have to exercise alone.


Yeah - you can work out with Chuck Norris.


Yeah, ruin a perfectly good birthday present.

Tim December 23rd 08 03:24 AM

Reginald Etc.
 
On Dec 22, 6:41*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.


Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!


G_d is usually merciful to those who eat bacon and ham in C-RATS.

Well, most survive.

?: ^ Q

Tim December 23rd 08 03:28 AM

Reginald Etc.
 
On Dec 22, 7:22*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:58 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."



wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:


I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.


Wanna bet?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related


And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.


My high school was 75% Jewish.


I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.


And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.


Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.


Oy!!


My high school was 90% goy, so i guess I lose. *;)




As-Salamu Alaykum...

Tom, I didn't know you spoke Arabic.

Shalome Elichem to you too!



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