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On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:28:05 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Shalome Elichem

Aleichem shalom

Oy!!

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:28:05 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Tom, I didn't know you spoke Arabic.

A Pastafarian must be able to speak all Heathen languages in order to
preach truth to the unbelievers.

http://www.venganza.org/about/

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:24:17 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 22, 6:41*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.

Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!

G_d is usually merciful to those who eat bacon and ham in C-RATS.

Well, most survive.

?: ^ Q

Oy!!!!

Tim wrote:
On Dec 22, 7:22 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:58 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.
Wanna bet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related
And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.
My high school was 75% Jewish.
I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.
And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.
Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.
Oy!!
My high school was 90% goy, so i guess I lose. ;)

As-Salamu Alaykum...

Tom, I didn't know you spoke Arabic.

Shalome Elichem to you too!

Translates to Goodbye Chemical company. ??????

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:24:17 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 22, 6:41*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.

Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!

G_d is usually merciful to those who eat bacon and ham in C-RATS.

Well, most survive.

?: ^ Q

Beans and ham were the best c-rats going...unless cold. Then the chunk of
grease called 'ham' was really hard to get down.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

On Dec 23, 6:08*am, Jim wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Dec 22, 7:22 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:58 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.
Wanna bet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related
And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.
My high school was 75% Jewish.
I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.
And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.
Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.
Oy!!
My high school was 90% goy, so i guess I lose. *;)

As-Salamu Alaykum...

Tom, I didn't know youspokeArabic.

Shalome Elichem to you too!

Translates to Goodbye Chemical company. *??????

OOPS sorry

Alichem not Eli-chem...
LOL!

On Dec 23, 6:34*am, Salmonbait wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:24:17 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Dec 22, 6:41*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.

Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!

G_d is usually merciful to those who eat bacon and ham in C-RATS.

Well, most survive.

?: ^ Q

Beans and ham were the best c-rats going...unless cold. Then the chunk of
grease called 'ham' was really hard to get down.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

Oh, it wasn't that bad. if you kept thinking this could worse, it
could be a greasy muskrat

then it was pretty good.

On Dec 23, 6:08*am, Jim wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Dec 22, 7:22 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:58 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.
Wanna bet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related
And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.
My high school was 75% Jewish.
I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.
And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.
Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.
Oy!!
My high school was 90% goy, so i guess I lose. *;)

As-Salamu Alaykum...

Tom, I didn't know you spoke Arabic.

Shalome Elichem to you too!

Translates to Goodbye Chemical company. *??????

Kerr- McGee...

Don White wrote:
wrote in message
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On Dec 20, 9:52 am, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

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On Dec 20, 8:44 am, Jim wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
On the odd chance you really don't know, it means:
Eat **** And Die.
Got it?
Lovely mood there this morning, Harry.
Eisboch
I'm beginning to feel a tad sorry for the poor guy. He doesn't seem to
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Well, he doesn't have any friends, he's so insecure about what he does
have that he has to make up wild lies about his boat, his house, his
land, his vehicles, even his wife. The only person here that buys into
all of those lies is Don. That in a nutshell is why he's such an angry
fat old fart.

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Oh, so you DON'T buy into all of Harry's lies? Interesting.....
Oh, and that low life vulgar idiot slammer will be proud of you, but
too bad you can't think of anything original, but I guess that's why
you have your lover/master/clone Harry.

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You really need to get help for your 'male lovers' fetish.

Non responsive.

Don White wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Boater wrote:
Salmonbait wrote:
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 09:39:55 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Salmonbait wrote:
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 08:57:34 -0500, Boater
wrote:

BAR wrote:
Boater wrote:
BAR wrote:
Boater wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...

D. No, I am *not" discussing my personal religious beliefs
here. I do happen to know Observant Jews, they are friends of
mind, and you obviously don't know Observant Jews from a hole
in the ground.

No, you don't discuss your personal religious beliefs here.

You discuss everyone else's.

Eisboch

No, I don't. I discuss religions, and I do point out from time to
time that many of those who proclaim their religion the loudest
seem to be proclaimers only.
Do you realize how arrogant and just plain stupid you sound when
you make statements like this.
Actions speak louder than words. Most of those here who proclaim
their religious beliefs the loudest talk the talk but their
behavior here indicates they don't walk the walk.
You have often professed an interest in the teachings of Buddha and
may possibly be a follower of the Dali Lama. You actions of
constantly mocking and judging other beliefs is contrary to Buddhism
and the teachings of the Dali Lama.

I'm also interested in the teachings of Jesus and many of the
Biblical prophets, and I certainly am a fan of the Dalai Lama.

It's not the "beliefs" I mock, it's the self-proclaimed believers.
Harry, could you give an example of 'self-proclaimed believers'? You
keep
using the term, and I've asked for examples, but you've not been able
to
provide any. I even offered a suggestion or two.

Does your religious faith encourage the 'mocking' of others? My
father's
second wife was Jewish, but I've never known her to mock anyone. --

Salmonbait
Harry's definition of an Observant Jew is based upon his limited
knowledge of a few Orthodox Jews he knew as a child. He believes their
interpretation of the Torah is the only interpretation used by
practicing Jews.

At no time did i think my little jokes about Christmas carols and
Chinese food would be a basis for trying to defend those who do not
follow the same practices as "Harry's Jews".

There are Orthodox Jews who actually have to tear and prefold toilet
paper before Sabbath just so they work on the Sabbath. They don't turn
on or off a light on the Sabbath, they don't answer the phone. Is this
the majority of practicing Jews, NO.

Even in Israel, 80% of the Jews will drive on Sabbath. Harry's
knowledge of Judaism and definition of a Observant Jew is just another
way to mock someone's beliefs.

According to Harry one would have to follow all 613 Mitzvot or they
could not be considered an Observant Jew. One of the Mitzvot says one
must not charge an Israeli interest on a loan, one says do not demand
repayment of a loan from someone who is poor, and every 7 years one
must forgive all debts, one must allow all fields to remain fallow and
one should not harvest from trees or vines on that year. Based upon
all 613 Mitzvot there probably are no Observant Jews left in the world.

Harry knowledge of religion is used to ridicule others, nothing more,
nothing less.
Harry does ridicule others.
I think that's part of his complaint to Tim the other day that he wasn't
being treated nicely. I really believe that he would be treated much
more
nicely if he stopped his ridicule, name-calling, insulting, and cross
posting.

But, that's just my opinion.

I wish I had an $850 desk chair.
--

Salmonbait

You really don't get it.
Yes, we get it.

You actually think I care about the behavior in this group?
Yes.

There are a few posters here with whom I enjoy exchanging pleasantries
and quips. I don't give a tinker's dam about the rest.
Yes, you give a tinker's damn. If you didn't care you wouldn't respond to
those you profess to not give a tinker's damn about.

If you want a good desk chair, buy one.
We would rather have a sugar momma like yours buy it for us. But, we
aren't lucky enough to be kept men.

Looks like Uncle Sam keeps the retired Lt Colonel quite well.

What's your excuse, dummy? How's that paint job? Did it meet her
standards?