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The January 2008 issue of SAIL magazine has an editorial about a forthcoming
Coast Guard mandatory license requirement for Recreational boaters. (nothing to do with the existing license for charters). In addition, the Homeland security bureaucrats are planning some other rules for pleasure craft: http://www.aci-na.org/airports_updat...30.html#313384 Anybody know more about the CG License? |
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: Coast Guard mandatory license requirement for Recreational boaters. The boat builders, who know most boat purchases are spontaneous and would not happen if the boater had to go through training and testing to drive it, have been very successful in seeing this never happens as it's bad for business.....and business is really bad, anyways. Isn't this just another method to bleed campaign funds out of manufacturers in an election year?....(c; Larry -- QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "I have been to several major Chinese cities and have seen first hand shops crammed with obviously fake American products." - Jon Dudas, Undersecretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property Rights. How can they be fake? The Chinese make all "American Products" I use! |
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On Dec 19, 9:48 am, "claus" wrote:
The January 2008 issue of SAIL magazine has an editorial about a forthcoming Coast Guard mandatory license requirement for Recreational boaters. (nothing to do with the existing license for charters). In addition, the Homeland security bureaucrats are planning some other rules for pleasure craft: http://www.aci-na.org/airports_updat...30.html#313384 Anybody know more about the CG License? We've had licensing requirements here in Canada for some time (graduated - first for kids, then smaller boats...or something. I got mine early to get it over with). Many say it's a "tax grab" because the exam is too easy, but I LIKE it: at least it makes boaters THINK about safety, and make them aware that there are "rules of the road". Hell, I need a license to drive my car, or my airplane (if I had one...), why not for a boat? As for decimating the boating industry, I don't think the license requirement will, but I'd think a lot of border marinas (like Friday Hbr) would be decimated if Canadian boaters like myself see all the border requirements and say the HELL with visiting the US! druid http://www.bcboatnet.org |
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druid wrote:
On Dec 19, 9:48 am, "claus" wrote: The January 2008 issue of SAIL magazine has an editorial about a forthcoming Coast Guard mandatory license requirement for Recreational boaters. (nothing to do with the existing license for charters). In addition, the Homeland security bureaucrats are planning some other rules for pleasure craft: http://www.aci-na.org/airports_updat...30.html#313384 Anybody know more about the CG License? We've had licensing requirements here in Canada for some time (graduated - first for kids, then smaller boats...or something. I got mine early to get it over with). Many say it's a "tax grab" because the exam is too easy, but I LIKE it: at least it makes boaters THINK about safety, and make them aware that there are "rules of the road". Hell, I need a license to drive my car, or my airplane (if I had one...), why not for a boat? As for decimating the boating industry, I don't think the license requirement will, but I'd think a lot of border marinas (like Friday Hbr) would be decimated if Canadian boaters like myself see all the border requirements and say the HELL with visiting the US! druid http://www.bcboatnet.org And I see now where some cities such as Seattle are looking at a bicyle license. G |
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