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When last I checked, Wilbur was putting forth a story that Captain Skip was
attached to the yard arm, a bottle of
Jim Beam in one hand, a book titled "my life sucks" in the other.

This was followed up with Captain Roger's admission that he doesn't own a
boat, never has, and lives in Utah.

Larry reminded us that our lives are worthless exercises in futility since
we live in a cold climate.

Wayne is heading south, Bruce is in Bangkok, windvanes are broken, GPS isnt'
working, and

Thomas of Cannondale has changed his posting name more times than NE Sailor
...

OOoopss, I am NE Sailor .. nevermind..



So,, rather than go on and on ..

What is the preferred Condom of the cruising couple?

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People want to know..



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ps; Skip, being depressed in the Bahama's is much easier than living in
Vermont.



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On Nov 28, 10:12 am, "Sir Thomas of Cannondale"
wrote:
When last I checked, Wilbur was putting forth a story that Captain Skip was
attached to the yard arm, a bottle of
Jim Beam in one hand, a book titled "my life sucks" in the other.

This was followed up with Captain Roger's admission that he doesn't own a
boat, never has, and lives in Utah.

Larry reminded us that our lives are worthless exercises in futility since
we live in a cold climate.

Wayne is heading south, Bruce is in Bangkok, windvanes are broken, GPS isnt'
working, and

Thomas of Cannondale has changed his posting name more times than NE Sailor
..

OOoopss, I am NE Sailor .. nevermind..



So,, rather than go on and on ..

What is the preferred Condom of the cruising couple?

====

People want to know..

==

ps; Skip, being depressed in the Bahama's is much easier than living in
Vermont.


Thank you so much for putting everything in prespective. I like your
take on these
articles. Pat
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On 2007-11-28 10:12:23 -0500, "Sir Thomas of Cannondale"
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ps; Skip, being depressed in the Bahama's is much easier than living
in Vermont.


Took me a couple of reads to "get" it, but from what I've observed of
VT in the winter, it's SO true... (There's a creek near Hartland named
after one of my ancestors).

BTW, the recent mail from Skip and Lydia sounds much better.

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Our BVI trips & tips: http://homepage.mac.com/jerelull/BVI/

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On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:12:23 GMT, "Sir Thomas of Cannondale"
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Wayne is heading south, Bruce is in Bangkok, windvanes are broken, GPS isnt'
working, and


Correction, Wayne is not heading south, we are south, actually headed
north a bit, up the west coast of warm sunny Florida after passing
through the Keys yesteday, and presently anchored at Marco Island. I
had almost forgotten just how great the weather is this time of year.
Unfortunately the satellite TV system is working a little too well and
we are still getting weather reports from New York City.

We'll be home again tomorrow and looking forward to boating with the
neighbors that we haven't seen for 6 months, and spending some quality
time around the pool.

Isn't winterization great?

That said, it would be my preference to not make light of the problems
of others. I've met Skip and Lydia a couple of times, they're nice
folks, and I sincerely hope that they will be able to overcome the
issues that they are facing and get on with their dream.
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On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:12:23 GMT, "Sir Thomas of Cannondale"
wrote:

Wayne is heading south, Bruce is in Bangkok, windvanes are broken, GPS
isnt'
working, and


Correction, Wayne is not heading south, we are south, actually headed
north a bit, up the west coast of warm sunny Florida after passing
through the Keys yesteday, and presently anchored at Marco Island. I
had almost forgotten just how great the weather is this time of year.
Unfortunately the satellite TV system is working a little too well and
we are still getting weather reports from New York City.

We'll be home again tomorrow and looking forward to boating with the
neighbors that we haven't seen for 6 months, and spending some quality
time around the pool.

Isn't winterization great?

That said, it would be my preference to not make light of the problems
of others. I've met Skip and Lydia a couple of times, they're nice
folks, and I sincerely hope that they will be able to overcome the
issues that they are facing and get on with their dream.


I disagree.

I do hope Skippy gets counseling and it would probably be best if Sylvia
divorced his sorry arse but I certainly don't wish they would "get on with
their dream." How can an onerous account of a comedic sham and a misguided,
inept circus be rightly called a dream. Maybe a nightmare but not a dream. A
dream connotes something positive and grand and wondrous. None of these
things describe the abortion that is the log of Flying Pig.

When will Skippy ever get real? When will he succeed? When will he become
a competent cruising sailor? When pigs fly!

Wilbur Hubbard




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Wilbur: Shut your pie hole and sign the donor card!
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On Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:56:20 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Wayne.B" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:12:23 GMT, "Sir Thomas of Cannondale"
wrote:

Wayne is heading south, Bruce is in Bangkok, windvanes are broken, GPS
isnt'
working, and


Correction, Wayne is not heading south, we are south, actually headed
north a bit, up the west coast of warm sunny Florida after passing
through the Keys yesteday, and presently anchored at Marco Island. I
had almost forgotten just how great the weather is this time of year.
Unfortunately the satellite TV system is working a little too well and
we are still getting weather reports from New York City.

We'll be home again tomorrow and looking forward to boating with the
neighbors that we haven't seen for 6 months, and spending some quality
time around the pool.

Isn't winterization great?

That said, it would be my preference to not make light of the problems
of others. I've met Skip and Lydia a couple of times, they're nice
folks, and I sincerely hope that they will be able to overcome the
issues that they are facing and get on with their dream.


I disagree.

I do hope Skippy gets counseling and it would probably be best if Sylvia
divorced his sorry arse but I certainly don't wish they would "get on with
their dream." How can an onerous account of a comedic sham and a misguided,
inept circus be rightly called a dream. Maybe a nightmare but not a dream. A
dream connotes something positive and grand and wondrous. None of these
things describe the abortion that is the log of Flying Pig.

When will Skippy ever get real? When will he succeed? When will he become
a competent cruising sailor? When pigs fly!

Wilbur Hubbard


Probably much sooner then Wilbur, the non sailing sage, Hubbard, hero
of RBC. When are you going to tell us a cruising story about one of
your trips Hubie?

Just to put things in prospective, Tristan Jones sailed a boat named
Sea Dart for some years; over most of the Atlantic Ocean, passages
from South America to England, from England to the U.S, through the
Med, etc.

Sea Dart was 21 feet long.

You, on the other hand own a, what is it? 25 Foot boat so the only
thing that prevents you from following the lead of a real sailor is
either lack of experience or tiny little testicles.


Bruce-in-Bangkok
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You, on the other hand own a, what is it? 25 Foot boat so the only
thing that prevents you from following the lead of a real sailor is
either lack of experience or tiny little testicles.


http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/u...00898/p/1.html

Seems like, more often than not, when you respond to one of my posts you
bring up something concerning my genitalia. Are you gay? There is something
about the name "Bruce" that sounds gay. Maybe it's because lots of guys
named "Bruce" ARE gay. And, when you combine Bruce and Bangkok (bang
cock???), it is even more revealing as to your real agenda. But, don't waste
any more of your time. I'm not gay so I'm not interested in your advances.
Please stop.

Wilbur Hubbard


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Poor little Hubbard, he lives in a cupboard
Spewing is last nights dream.

Woke up this morning, stumbled out to his Ford (Edsel)
I could go on, till milk turns to cream

But poor Wilbur hasn't signed his card!!!!

Stumble along in life poor fool,
observing , with envy, we who have a life..

while you just continue to drool..........

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...sicko
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"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:12:23 GMT, "Sir Thomas of Cannondale"
wrote:

Wayne is heading south, Bruce is in Bangkok, windvanes are broken, GPS
isnt'
working, and


Correction, Wayne is not heading south, we are south, actually headed
north a bit, up the west coast of warm sunny Florida after passing
through the Keys yesteday, and presently anchored at Marco Island. I
had almost forgotten just how great the weather is this time of year.
Unfortunately the satellite TV system is working a little too well and
we are still getting weather reports from New York City.

We'll be home again tomorrow and looking forward to boating with the
neighbors that we haven't seen for 6 months, and spending some quality
time around the pool.

Isn't winterization great?

That said, it would be my preference to not make light of the problems
of others. I've met Skip and Lydia a couple of times, they're nice
folks, and I sincerely hope that they will be able to overcome the
issues that they are facing and get on with their dream.]


Home? What part of the beautiful west coast of FL is home? I've grown to
like it there...will be spending another few months this winter/spring
working on my boat in the Ft. Myers area before heading over to the Bahamas
(being towed by Dad's GB in order con conserve fuel of course :-) ).

Glenn.
s/v Seawing.


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