Yesterday afternoon I stopped at a West Marine Store .. have you been to one
of these stores lately? The help ( wait,, I just typed "help" ,, there want
no "help" ) walk around with ear plugs, talking into a mike as if they were
police at a crime scene. And what do they say to each other?

"John, do we carry anchors"? ... "John, what is a GPS"? ..... "John, there
is a guy here looking for a piece of hardware, what is hardware"?


I kid you not. It is laugh a minute nuts.

But the best part is the check-out lady. She carries on a conversation with
herself as she tries to figure out how to ring up sales.

"Come on computer, I know this is right, it didn't do this yesterday, what
am I doing wrong ,,, please swipe your card again and again and again ,,
where did you find that thing ,,, I hope they turn off the GPS that is
talking to me ,,, oh well, do you have cash".

I asked one clerk to show me a GPS handheld unit. He was busy talking into
the secret microphone. Then he looked up and said "I don't know anything
about these things, and John is busy trying to turn off the security alarm
so it might be awhile before you get any help".

HELP?

West Marine ,,, pass at your own risk

Why do you need to go into a marine supply store?

The West Marine Portland is quite good but there is a better and
cheaper store called Hamilton Marine down on the waterfront. Locally
owned and more oriented to commercial vessels but good selection of
sailboat stuff. I only go to WM when I can't find what I need at
Hamilton.

The store you were in does sound weird though. Which one is it so we
can avoid it?

Oops, I forgot, revealing which city you are in might open you up to
identity theft and abduction by aliens

--

Roger Long



"Thomas Wentworth" wrote in message
news:%cykg.13$XJ4.7@trndny02...
Yesterday afternoon I stopped at a West Marine Store .. have you
been to one of these stores lately? The help ( wait,, I just typed
"help" ,, there want no "help" ) walk around with ear plugs, talking
into a mike as if they were police at a crime scene. And what do
they say to each other?

"John, do we carry anchors"? ... "John, what is a GPS"? .....
"John, there is a guy here looking for a piece of hardware, what is
hardware"?


I kid you not. It is laugh a minute nuts.

But the best part is the check-out lady. She carries on a
conversation with herself as she tries to figure out how to ring up
sales.

"Come on computer, I know this is right, it didn't do this
yesterday, what am I doing wrong ,,, please swipe your card again
and again and again ,, where did you find that thing ,,, I hope
they turn off the GPS that is talking to me ,,, oh well, do you have
cash".

I asked one clerk to show me a GPS handheld unit. He was busy
talking into the secret microphone. Then he looked up and said "I
don't know anything about these things, and John is busy trying to
turn off the security alarm so it might be awhile before you get any
help".

HELP?

West Marine ,,, pass at your own risk

On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 13:31:57 GMT, "Roger Long"
wrote:

The store you were in does sound weird though. Which one is it so we
can avoid it?

Oops, I forgot, revealing which city you are in might open you up to
identity theft and abduction by aliens

The aliens are headed for Manchester as we speak...

Roger Long wrote:

Oops, I forgot, revealing which city you are in might open you up to
identity theft and abduction by aliens

--

Roger Long



That's what you make a tin-foil hat for.

Don't leave home without it!

http://www.ericisgreat.com/tinfoilhats/

"Thomas Wentworth" wrote in message
news:%cykg.13$XJ4.7@trndny02...
Yesterday afternoon I stopped at a West Marine Store .. have you been to
one of these stores lately? The help ( wait,, I just typed "help" ,,
there want no "help" ) walk around with ear plugs, talking into a mike as
if they were police at a crime scene. And what do they say to each other?

"John, do we carry anchors"? ... "John, what is a GPS"? ..... "John,
there is a guy here looking for a piece of hardware, what is hardware"?


I kid you not. It is laugh a minute nuts.

But the best part is the check-out lady. She carries on a conversation
with herself as she tries to figure out how to ring up sales.

"Come on computer, I know this is right, it didn't do this yesterday, what
am I doing wrong ,,, please swipe your card again and again and again ,,
where did you find that thing ,,, I hope they turn off the GPS that is
talking to me ,,, oh well, do you have cash".

I asked one clerk to show me a GPS handheld unit. He was busy talking
into the secret microphone. Then he looked up and said "I don't know
anything about these things, and John is busy trying to turn off the
security alarm so it might be awhile before you get any help".

HELP?

West Marine ,,, pass at your own risk


Its been said that the majority of people who respond to online talk shows
are people who have something to complain about. Happy people just sit back
and relax.
So here is a good news story about West Marine. A few years ago I purchased
a Xantrex 20 amp charger from them (it was Statpower in those days). I used
it one season. Next summer it works for 1 month and quits. I take it back
to them and they say they will get it checked out. Well it took a couple of
weeks but they gave me a brand new charger, an updated version.

we have 6 stores in broward county and WOW do they differ from store to
store. We have some AMAZING tallent in some stores... sailors who work
9 mos and sail for 3 (+-) There are also the summer students who can't
spell BOTE....




Gordon Wedman wrote:
"Thomas Wentworth" wrote in message
news:%cykg.13$XJ4.7@trndny02...

Yesterday afternoon I stopped at a West Marine Store .. have you been to
one of these stores lately? The help ( wait,, I just typed "help" ,,
there want no "help" ) walk around with ear plugs, talking into a mike as
if they were police at a crime scene. And what do they say to each other?

"John, do we carry anchors"? ... "John, what is a GPS"? ..... "John,
there is a guy here looking for a piece of hardware, what is hardware"?


I kid you not. It is laugh a minute nuts.

But the best part is the check-out lady. She carries on a conversation
with herself as she tries to figure out how to ring up sales.

"Come on computer, I know this is right, it didn't do this yesterday, what
am I doing wrong ,,, please swipe your card again and again and again ,,
where did you find that thing ,,, I hope they turn off the GPS that is
talking to me ,,, oh well, do you have cash".

I asked one clerk to show me a GPS handheld unit. He was busy talking
into the secret microphone. Then he looked up and said "I don't know
anything about these things, and John is busy trying to turn off the
security alarm so it might be awhile before you get any help".

HELP?

West Marine ,,, pass at your own risk



Its been said that the majority of people who respond to online talk shows
are people who have something to complain about. Happy people just sit back
and relax.
So here is a good news story about West Marine. A few years ago I purchased
a Xantrex 20 amp charger from them (it was Statpower in those days). I used
it one season. Next summer it works for 1 month and quits. I take it back
to them and they say they will get it checked out. Well it took a couple of
weeks but they gave me a brand new charger, an updated version.

I had an experience like that with a GPS. I had it for several years.
Finally, a friend drowned it. I brought it back to the WM (not the one I
bought it from, with no receipt). I told them that since this one drowned, I
was in the market for a new one and what did he recommend. He said, "it
drowned?" And, then he gave me a brand new one, the latest model (those
days) for no charge. He didn't even want the dead one.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Gordon Wedman" wrote in message
news:yhAkg.65875$JX1.65714@edtnps82...

"Thomas Wentworth" wrote in message
news:%cykg.13$XJ4.7@trndny02...
Yesterday afternoon I stopped at a West Marine Store .. have you been to
one of these stores lately? The help ( wait,, I just typed "help" ,,
there want no "help" ) walk around with ear plugs, talking into a mike as
if they were police at a crime scene. And what do they say to each
other?

"John, do we carry anchors"? ... "John, what is a GPS"? ..... "John,
there is a guy here looking for a piece of hardware, what is hardware"?


I kid you not. It is laugh a minute nuts.

But the best part is the check-out lady. She carries on a conversation
with herself as she tries to figure out how to ring up sales.

"Come on computer, I know this is right, it didn't do this yesterday,
what am I doing wrong ,,, please swipe your card again and again and
again ,, where did you find that thing ,,, I hope they turn off the GPS
that is talking to me ,,, oh well, do you have cash".

I asked one clerk to show me a GPS handheld unit. He was busy talking
into the secret microphone. Then he looked up and said "I don't know
anything about these things, and John is busy trying to turn off the
security alarm so it might be awhile before you get any help".

HELP?

West Marine ,,, pass at your own risk


Its been said that the majority of people who respond to online talk shows
are people who have something to complain about. Happy people just sit
back and relax.
So here is a good news story about West Marine. A few years ago I
purchased a Xantrex 20 amp charger from them (it was Statpower in those
days). I used it one season. Next summer it works for 1 month and quits.
I take it back to them and they say they will get it checked out. Well it
took a couple of weeks but they gave me a brand new charger, an updated
version.

Capt. JG wrote:
I had an experience like that with a GPS. I had it for several years.
Finally, a friend drowned it. I brought it back to the WM (not the one I
bought it from, with no receipt). I told them that since this one drowned, I
was in the market for a new one and what did he recommend. He said, "it
drowned?" And, then he gave me a brand new one, the latest model (those
days) for no charge. He didn't even want the dead one.

--

Happened to my friend, are you reading around here Mark?, with a
fritzed out Garmin at a West Marine (I think) in Key West when four of
us arrived there having ridden from Ft. Lauderdale on pwc's for four
days.....anyway they replaced his dead GPS with no paperwork and no
questions asked...I don't think you could get that kind of friendly
service from any of the WM's up here in Long Island though.

richforman

"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Gordon Wedman" wrote in message
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"Thomas Wentworth" wrote in message
news:%cykg.13$XJ4.7@trndny02...
Yesterday afternoon I stopped at a West Marine Store .. have you been to
one of these stores lately? The help ( wait,, I just typed "help" ,,
there want no "help" ) walk around with ear plugs, talking into a mike as
if they were police at a crime scene. And what do they say to each
other?

"John, do we carry anchors"? ... "John, what is a GPS"? ..... "John,
there is a guy here looking for a piece of hardware, what is hardware"?


I kid you not. It is laugh a minute nuts.

But the best part is the check-out lady. She carries on a conversation
with herself as she tries to figure out how to ring up sales.

"Come on computer, I know this is right, it didn't do this yesterday,
what am I doing wrong ,,, please swipe your card again and again and
again ,, where did you find that thing ,,, I hope they turn off the GPS
that is talking to me ,,, oh well, do you have cash".

I asked one clerk to show me a GPS handheld unit. He was busy talking
into the secret microphone. Then he looked up and said "I don't know
anything about these things, and John is busy trying to turn off the
security alarm so it might be awhile before you get any help".

HELP?

West Marine ,,, pass at your own risk


Its been said that the majority of people who respond to online talk shows
are people who have something to complain about. Happy people just sit
back and relax.
So here is a good news story about West Marine. A few years ago I
purchased a Xantrex 20 amp charger from them (it was Statpower in those
days). I used it one season. Next summer it works for 1 month and quits.
I take it back to them and they say they will get it checked out. Well it
took a couple of weeks but they gave me a brand new charger, an updated
version.

"Thomas Wentworth" wrote in
news:%cykg.13$XJ4.7@trndny02:

Then he looked up and said "I don't know anything
about these things, and John is busy trying to turn off the security
alarm so it might be awhile before you get any help".


Have some more fun.....

"Is this new Garmin AIS compatible?"

"How do I hook my AIS to this unit?"

It's a riot!....(c;

My gripe against West Marine is their generally higher prices, say compared to
what
I can find online. It's almost unbelievable that they have no competition
around the
lower part of Lake Michigan. There is a Boater's World way West of Chicago, and

hard to get to. I live in a north suburban Chicago area, and can use one West
north of me, or the one in Racine Wisconsin where I keep my boat. These stores
are not
that bad, but as a consumer, I would like to see some competition come in to
this area. If for no other reason, it would give me a larger inventory to
select from. I have been able to get some great buys through the internet from
places like Cabelas,
which is a general sporting goods outfit with a large boating inventory.
However, things like sail hardware are harder to find. Years ago, we had more
stores in Chicago, like Land's End that had a nice selection of hardware. The
big conglomerates like West Marine seems to have forced out all the competition.

Sherwin D.

Thomas Wentworth wrote:

Yesterday afternoon I stopped at a West Marine Store .. have you been to one
of these stores lately? The help ( wait,, I just typed "help" ,, there want
no "help" ) walk around with ear plugs, talking into a mike as if they were
police at a crime scene. And what do they say to each other?

"John, do we carry anchors"? ... "John, what is a GPS"? ..... "John, there
is a guy here looking for a piece of hardware, what is hardware"?

I kid you not. It is laugh a minute nuts.

But the best part is the check-out lady. She carries on a conversation with
herself as she tries to figure out how to ring up sales.

"Come on computer, I know this is right, it didn't do this yesterday, what
am I doing wrong ,,, please swipe your card again and again and again ,,
where did you find that thing ,,, I hope they turn off the GPS that is
talking to me ,,, oh well, do you have cash".

I asked one clerk to show me a GPS handheld unit. He was busy talking into
the secret microphone. Then he looked up and said "I don't know anything
about these things, and John is busy trying to turn off the security alarm
so it might be awhile before you get any help".

HELP?

West Marine ,,, pass at your own risk