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On May 30, 3:43 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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But who needs an attractive woman who will, 99% of the time,
hate cruising.


Them's the facts, boys. . .


Wilbur Hubbard



trust me willbur those tall ship women were not dykes with (marlin)
spikes. I do agree 99,999% of republican-teabagger women from Ohio


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Good grief, but that's the worst suggestion I ever heard - get a liberal
woman to cruise with?

My GAWD! You're asking me to exist in purgatory. No liberal woman would last
five minutes aboard my sailboat before she would be seen walking the plank
being prodded in her fat, worthless, liberal ass with a boat hook.

Do you know what a nightmare it would be for a conservative man being
subjected to the mung and drool liberal women would constantly dribble out
of their uppity mouths?

"Save the whales, stop global warming, hug the trees, let's go see a
Broadway play, let's all drive electric cars, one square of toilet paper
allowed per defecation episode, we demand our abortion rights, save the
starving Ethiopian children, equal pay for males and females, gay rights,
close Guantanamo Bay, one year paid leave for pregnancy . . ."

Gags me - just gags me!!! Any liberal woman who stepped foot aboard my boat
would be seen, in very short order, walking the plank prodded in the ass by
a sharp boat hook with a sock stuffed in her pie hole and weighed down with
about fifty pounds of old rusty anchor chain.

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My GAWD! You're asking me to exist in purgatory. No liberal woman would last
five minutes aboard my sailboat



and that wilbur is your paradox. The only women who are capable
mariners are the kind you cant stand becuase of they are capable. You
will never find a teabagging granny who belives as you do AND at the
same time be a capable sailor.

You poor guy.........


Do you know what a nightmare it would be for a conservative man being
subjected to the mung and drool liberal women would constantly dribble out
of their uppity mouths?


There ya go again wilbur sounds like ur just not strong enough man or
confident enough man to sail with a capable woman. You should work on
that insacurity comlex you have. having sex is much more fun with a
confident woman. They like to do things a republican woman wouldnt do
or dont know how to do...............

Republican women come in two types: the sheepish tradtional betty
crocker republican types and the Sara palin ball buster bithches who
want to run the show. Ever notice how her husband jsut stands aound
looking peacful all the time? Its bcause he aint got no balls. Sara
sniped those off early on. Now, for me. Give me a good liber girl from
ALASKA or the PNW. Theyll show ya a good time and will hold you to a
good conversatoin too.

You can keep those lap dogs and ball busters. Id prefer to sail with a
capable shipmate that also gives good head.

bob


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On Mon, 31 May 2010 19:39:01 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Bob" wrote in message
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On May 30, 3:43 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

But who needs an attractive woman who will, 99% of the time,
hate cruising.


Them's the facts, boys. . .


Wilbur Hubbard



trust me willbur those tall ship women were not dykes with (marlin)
spikes. I do agree 99,999% of republican-teabagger women from Ohio


snipped totally untenable suggestion which smacks of feminism


Good grief, but that's the worst suggestion I ever heard - get a liberal
woman to cruise with?

My GAWD! You're asking me to exist in purgatory. No liberal woman would last
five minutes aboard my sailboat before she would be seen walking the plank
being prodded in her fat, worthless, liberal ass with a boat hook.

Do you know what a nightmare it would be for a conservative man being
subjected to the mung and drool liberal women would constantly dribble out
of their uppity mouths?

"Save the whales, stop global warming, hug the trees, let's go see a
Broadway play, let's all drive electric cars, one square of toilet paper
allowed per defecation episode, we demand our abortion rights, save the
starving Ethiopian children, equal pay for males and females, gay rights,
close Guantanamo Bay, one year paid leave for pregnancy . . ."

Gags me - just gags me!!! Any liberal woman who stepped foot aboard my boat
would be seen, in very short order, walking the plank prodded in the ass by
a sharp boat hook with a sock stuffed in her pie hole and weighed down with
about fifty pounds of old rusty anchor chain.

Wilbur Hubbard

And young nubile boys are just so much more attractive, right?

Cheers,

Bruce
(bruceinbangkokatgmaildotcom)
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And young nubile boys are just so much more attractive, right?



Says the bloke living in the land of 'lady boys'?

LOL

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And young nubile boys are just so much more attractive, right?



Says the bloke living in the land of 'lady boys'?

LOL

Wilbur Hubbard


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I think he gotcha!

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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
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And young nubile boys are just so much more attractive, right?



Says the bloke living in the land of 'lady boys'?

LOL

Wilbur Hubbard


Chill, bitch.
I think he gotcha!



The fact that you live in a country that doesn't demonize homosexuals
has about as much reference to anything as the fact that you live in
the land of Cubans...

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"Bruce" wrote in message
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On Mon, 31 May 2010 19:39:01 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Bob" wrote in message
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On May 30, 3:43 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

But who needs an attractive woman who will, 99% of the time,
hate cruising.


Them's the facts, boys. . .


Wilbur Hubbard


trust me willbur those tall ship women were not dykes with (marlin)
spikes. I do agree 99,999% of republican-teabagger women from Ohio


snipped totally untenable suggestion which smacks of feminism


Good grief, but that's the worst suggestion I ever heard - get a liberal
woman to cruise with?

My GAWD! You're asking me to exist in purgatory. No liberal woman would
last
five minutes aboard my sailboat before she would be seen walking the plank
being prodded in her fat, worthless, liberal ass with a boat hook.

Do you know what a nightmare it would be for a conservative man being
subjected to the mung and drool liberal women would constantly dribble out
of their uppity mouths?

"Save the whales, stop global warming, hug the trees, let's go see a
Broadway play, let's all drive electric cars, one square of toilet paper
allowed per defecation episode, we demand our abortion rights, save the
starving Ethiopian children, equal pay for males and females, gay rights,
close Guantanamo Bay, one year paid leave for pregnancy . . ."

Gags me - just gags me!!! Any liberal woman who stepped foot aboard my
boat
would be seen, in very short order, walking the plank prodded in the ass
by
a sharp boat hook with a sock stuffed in her pie hole and weighed down
with
about fifty pounds of old rusty anchor chain.

Wilbur Hubbard

And young nubile boys are just so much more attractive, right?

Cheers,

Bruce
(bruceinbangkokatgmaildotcom)


The only woman likely to ever be seen on Wilburneals yellow tub is the blow
up kind.


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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:

Gags me - just gags me!!! Any liberal woman who stepped foot aboard my boat
would be seen, in very short order, walking the plank prodded in the ass by
a sharp boat hook with a sock stuffed in her pie hole and weighed down with
about fifty pounds of old rusty anchor chain.

Wilbur Hubbard






2:15 AM.
We just got home from an evening cruise.

Anchored out for an hour or so just to watch the stars.
I've set up an anchor on the stern rail so I can drop is if I need to
without having to wander forward to do so. It worked fine.
Drop off the stern then transfer to the bow cheat to point at the moon!
(We saw some small satellite fly over. Too small to be the ISS. Dunno.
It's wasn't on any of my schedules. But it was definitely on orbit)

D brought us in.
Yep, all by her own bad self.
Some guys here won't let their girls even handle the tiller.
I'm different, I guess.
I like having a competent crew.


Willy, I believe you are afraid of women.

Did the courts do that?
Or did it come - naturally?


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On Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:26:39 -0500, cavelamb
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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:

Gags me - just gags me!!! Any liberal woman who stepped foot aboard my boat
would be seen, in very short order, walking the plank prodded in the ass by
a sharp boat hook with a sock stuffed in her pie hole and weighed down with
about fifty pounds of old rusty anchor chain.

Wilbur Hubbard






2:15 AM.
We just got home from an evening cruise.

Anchored out for an hour or so just to watch the stars.
I've set up an anchor on the stern rail so I can drop is if I need to
without having to wander forward to do so. It worked fine.
Drop off the stern then transfer to the bow cheat to point at the moon!
(We saw some small satellite fly over. Too small to be the ISS. Dunno.
It's wasn't on any of my schedules. But it was definitely on orbit)

D brought us in.
Yep, all by her own bad self.
Some guys here won't let their girls even handle the tiller.
I'm different, I guess.
I like having a competent crew.


Willy, I believe you are afraid of women.

Did the courts do that?
Or did it come - naturally?



Forget about Wilbur for a moment.

How do you have your anchor rigged? Are you using all rope or a chain
leader? I assume that you drag out some rode and carry the anchor back
and hang it on the stern pulpit and just toss it overboard when you
want to stop. But how about retrieving it?

Cheers,

Bruce
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Bruce wrote:
How do you have your anchor rigged? Are you using all rope or a chain
leader? I assume that you drag out some rode and carry the anchor back
and hang it on the stern pulpit and just toss it overboard when you
want to stop. But how about retrieving it?

Cheers,

Bruce


Hi Bruce,

It's a flood control lake on the Red River along the border between Texas
and Oklahoma (98,000 acres). The lake is mostly 50-60 feet deep to the shores.

The Oklahoma side slopes down into the lake, and the Texas side is mostly
shear cliffs. That's part of the Red River Valley...

So it's not easy to find a comfortable place to anchor.
Last night, exploring the Little Mineral Creek arm, when I found a section
where the bottom came up *SMOOTHLY* to 18 - 20 feet, way out in the middle
of the creek (about a mile wide), I ran a search pattern over it half a dozen
times to make sure I wasn't trying to anchor on some submerged barn.

I have a heavy Bruce type ( !) and a Danforth type in the anchor locker
with 200 feet of rode and 10 feet of chain already bent on. Old habit.

I added a rail bracket and another Danforth on the st'bd side stern rail
as a quick drop in case of sudden need. That one has 120 feet of rode
and 6 feet of vinyl covered chain. The rode is kept in an anchor line bag
(net bag) in the cockpit locker. It can be bent to the anchor, or added
forward, as needed.

So the anchor is in place (when you want it there), but the rode is stowed.

She comes to a stop with the breeze on the stern - very comfortable.
Also directly facing the rising moon last night. Very romantic environment.

To face the boat INTO the wind, I pull up some slack in the rode, and walk that
forward to a bow cleat outside the lifelines.

At no time is the rode ever unfastened.

As for retrieving, we are probably less than 8000 pounds all up weight.
So the above works well to bring the boat head-to.

In heavy weather, cleat the rode to the bow before beginning this evolution.
Do a conventional into-the-wind approach and drop.
It's easier on me when solo.
Maybe safer too? The helm is manned and no moving around on deck.



I guess my worst fear is close maneuvering in the marina.

An anchor there isn't going to help much when the water is a lot
deeper than it is wide!

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