"Thomas Sawyer" wrote in
:

In the berth next to mine resides the ultimate boat snob. His view is
that 99% of all boats are unfit for him and marketed to idiots. He
looks down his nose at everyone elses choice of boat and believes his
opinions are the only ones that are correct. He is irritating to be
around, he always has some snide comment about the way someone does
something. I really, really want to get him a fitting Christmas gift,
one that tells him what I and everyone else think of him. I need some
suggestions, so please have at it. The gift should cost $300 or less
and have real impact. Thanks, I know you guys will come up with
something good!

Tom S.



Also there are several awards he might qualify for:

http://www.snidelyworld.com/Humor/Upgrade.htm