In the berth next to mine resides the ultimate boat snob. His view is that
99% of all boats are unfit for him and marketed to idiots. He looks down his
nose at everyone elses choice of boat and believes his opinions are the only
ones that are correct. He is irritating to be around, he always has some
snide comment about the way someone does something. I really, really want to
get him a fitting Christmas gift, one that tells him what I and everyone
else think of him. I need some suggestions, so please have at it. The gift
should cost $300 or less and have real impact. Thanks, I know you guys will
come up with something good!

Tom S.