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Joe April 19th 07 05:36 AM

Pussies of a Feather
 
On Apr 18, 11:13 pm, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
No robbie, my 13 ft La Brisa, with a new set of sails and a new big
spinnaker, single handed.

Bwahahahahahaha! Since you currently ave the wrong boat you need
another one....as I've always maintained!


I do not have the wrong boat for me...and that's all that matters.

My LaBrisa will leave any 35s5 in it's
wake and can carry 4 adults.

Yeah, but there's no BBQ and we often go out with more than 4 adullt.
You see, unlike you we have friends!


Yeah Russian thigh squeezing head poppin nappy headed ho's, and ghost
girls...I know Robbie. Thats why Suzy moved you out into the sticks.

Got a bit of a sunburn the other day

A fool who can't use sunscreen?


Did not expect a burn, but beats the hell out of frostbite.

My commute to the boat is 45 seconds from my boat, then takes
about 4
min to get the sails up and out onto a 3000 acre lake. BTW I'm typing
this while on my boat.

Hmmm, I'm typing this from my office in my second house. Unless you're
typing aboard a nice big Swan of some big comfortable 80 foot sailing
yacht, you're just doing what a lot of poor people must do. I just
bought more land in fact, lakefront. Now if you were constantly
cruising that would be another matter.


Unlike you Bubbles I've had about 17 yrs of constant crusing on boats
worth 100 times what all your property added together cost. And as a
USMM Captain cobering over 450,000 miles. I'm have no urgent rush to
get time at sea, it's not a big deal, been there done that a thousand
times over. I know you think thats the most exotic cool thing on
earth, but thats because you never get more than a few miles from the
dock.

Check it on bone head, USMM 1600 ton any oceans master licences #
607529. Do you even have a clue how much sea time is required to get
such a licences? Hell my wife has a 100 ton ocean operators ticket,
which is about 100 times the sea time you have ever seen bubble boy.

But you're not, Joe. You're not. So that's just an el-cheapo floating
motel you have there.


My cheap flaoting hotel is worth more than that cheapo dime a dozen
boat your wife owns. And will outlast it, and out sail it.

It's no fun to sail, so you bought an el cheapo
toy boat to play with instead. Dude, that's El Sado Pathetico! (I'm
talkin' Spanish for ya!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha must suck to be stuck out in the
sticks!

Nah, we can get to the boat now without dealing with bridges and tolls
and there's rarely traffic from here. And I just watched the last half
of Magnolia with my father, who's staying in the guest room. On Friday
we're putting together Tom's cedar swingset and fort with a couple of
friends. Then on Sunday we're going sailing on a friend's J34c (that
we nearly bought). Since I'm lucky enough to have a son, I sure
wouldn't want him cramped up on some old boat.


No doubt mr PTA, Kia driving soccer mom.

In fact I really don't
want to give up my film and music collection either and I'm working to
get an MG-TF restored.


Yeah, you have been restoring that Limey junker for 5 years now.

All of that...a beautiful wife and son.
Tomorrow morning I'll walk with Thomas down to the stream. I'm trying
to think of any aspect of your life I'd envy for a second....and
there's just nada. Sorry, Joe.


No problem bubbles, I would rather not have you envy anything I have
thank you very much.

Bwahahaaaha! for me and a "sniffle" for poor not so mighty or young
Joe.

Sure Bubbles what ever, better get out of ASA, Suzy's on her way home.

Joe

RB
35s5
NY




Maxprop April 19th 07 03:46 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
You're nutz..you know that eh!?



Sure do! But look at poor Joe spinning on the hook like I never left!
So far he's blowing off about speaking Spanish and boxing in the
service! Joe's a hoot! The poor guy is STILL talking about buying the
right boat and meanwhile I'm enjoying mine and his is STILL dockside!
The right boat would have been the one he'd have sailed until he
bought his "blue water" boat. He's the classic infinit refit story!
And I'll be sailing this weekend while Joe looks for a new compass for
his wheelhouse....can't set off for blue water without that "perfect"
compass, right, Joe????


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!


Welcome back, Bubbles. You've been missed.

Max



Maxprop April 19th 07 03:47 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:33:33 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
scribbled thusly:


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
groups.com...
You're nutz..you know that eh!?



Sure do! But look at poor Joe spinning on the hook like I never left!
So far he's blowing off about speaking Spanish and boxing in the
service! Joe's a hoot! The poor guy is STILL talking about buying the
right boat and meanwhile I'm enjoying mine and his is STILL dockside!
The right boat would have been the one he'd have sailed until he
bought his "blue water" boat. He's the classic infinit refit story!
And I'll be sailing this weekend while Joe looks for a new compass for
his wheelhouse....can't set off for blue water without that "perfect"
compass, right, Joe????


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!



At least Joe takes the cover off his compass when he sails . . .

Wilbur Hubbard


Why is that always necessary?


It looks good to the lubbers, Oz. Sort of like spinning that big 6' radar
scanner array when entering a marina on a clear, bright, sunny day.

Max



Maxprop April 19th 07 03:51 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 

OzOne wrote in message ...

Nope, after beina away for 3 months and spending about $US 250,000 on
an old race car, I need to do some work.....well earn some money at
least.


Collector piece, or are you going racing? What is it?

I have a Lotus Super Seven with a Ford Cosworth in the garage as we speak.
Sadly it isn't mine.

Won't be sailing much , season ends in 2 weeks.


Oh yeah, summer here, winter there. Sorry.

Max



Maxprop April 19th 07 03:54 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 

OzOne wrote in message ...
On 18 Apr 2007 20:31:19 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:


I hear you, I spent 30 bucks on my 1961 Econoline Truck and need to
buckle down and re-coup that money ;0). It has a 144 CI six banger...
0-55 in 3.4 min. Quarter mile in just under 138 seconds. Hard to
harness all 75 HP. I'm going to add wheelie bars soon.


Mine goes a little harder than that...
http://www.lanciarally037.com/e-corsaprova.htm


Kewl automobile. Price seems a bit high, but it should be fun.

Max



Maxprop April 19th 07 03:56 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Apr 18, 10:42 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 20:31:19 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:

I hear you, I spent 30 bucks on my 1961 Econoline Truck and need to
buckle down and re-coup that money ;0). It has a 144 CI six banger...
0-55 in 3.4 min. Quarter mile in just under 138 seconds. Hard to
harness all 75 HP. I'm going to add wheelie bars soon.


Mine goes a little harder than
that...http://www.lanciarally037.com/e-corsaprova.htm

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.


Mine will be better looking when I put the wheelie bar on, and the 427
cobra jet in.
http://www.dragtimes.com/images/7441...Street-Rod.jpg


Truly one of the homeliest vehicles Ford ever built, Joe, and they built a
whole bunch of homely vehicles.

Max



Capt. Rob April 19th 07 04:24 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 
Absolutely correct. A slow heavy motorboat with small auxilary sails
that never
leaves the dock is PERFECT for you.



And that's why he bought a racing dinghy....maybe that's the perfect
boat for him? Then why live aboard a cramped cruiser that doesn't
cruise? At least we enjoy our 35s5 and will be having a blast with her
starting next week. Joe is essentially sitting in a slow houseboat
with the romantic notion he's gonna sail off any second, but he never
does. That is the wrong boat for that since there are more comfortable
houseboats he could be living on.


RB
35s5
NY


Joe April 19th 07 04:50 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 
On Apr 19, 10:24 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Absolutely correct. A slow heavy motorboat with small auxilary sails
that never
leaves the dock is PERFECT for you.

And that's why he bought a racing dinghy....maybe that's the perfect
boat for him? Then why live aboard a cramped cruiser that doesn't
cruise? At least we enjoy our 35s5 and will be having a blast with her
starting next week. Joe is essentially sitting in a slow houseboat
with the romantic notion he's gonna sail off any second, but he never
does. That is the wrong boat for that since there are more comfortable
houseboats he could be living on.

RB
35s5
NY


Sure Bobbie.
How many 500+ mile trips have you taken on any of your boats?
How's about 200 mile trips?
How many trips offshore?
How many week long trips?
How many weekends ?

You barely rank a weekend warrior with your rock bashing toys Robert.

Joe


Martin Baxter April 19th 07 04:51 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 
"Capt. Rob" wrote:


Did they point out to you what an asshole you are all the time as
well?

Sure, what else could they do? I was usually one of 3-4 guys who'd be
throwing them out.


Finally, some truth. Bouncers: Large overwieght somewhat stupid brutes,
it takes three or four to toss a drunk and perhaps beat senseless on the
way out. Not much to brag about there, in fact I'd be ashamed.

Cheers
Marty

Joe April 19th 07 05:07 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 
On Apr 19, 5:35 am, Charlie Morgan wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 21:36:30 -0700, Joe wrote:



I do not have the wrong boat for me...and that's all that matters.


Absolutely correct. A slow heavy motorboat with small auxilary sails that never
leaves the dock is PERFECT for you.

CWM


Run along coward.

Joe



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