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Capt. Rob April 17th 07 09:30 PM

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....All flocking together....
What a bunch of pussies arguing about gun control!!! You're all a
dismal lot of losers. All of you are fruits. I don't want to take your
guns away. Ganzy is the typical uneducated ass as usual. Even the
ultra liberal Penn & Teller did a segment on gun control (On
Showtime's Bull****) proving that crime statistics in the USA are more
about population density and blending cultures than the weapons
employed during violent outbursts.
I have never owned a hand gun. In the time that I worked on E. Tremont
ave. I never wanted one, nor did I need one when I left my job as a
bouncer, nor did ANY of the other coolers I knew who dealt with hard
cases every week. Two of my close friends are detectives and are
recently retired. They no longer have their guns. The last time anyone
mugged me and got what was in my pockets was when I was 14 years old.
After that anyone who was foolish enough to try such a thing ended up
with a broken wrist, bloody eye and in one extreme case, a popped
knee. I still feel badly about that knee, but there were two people
attacking me and I needed to completely disable one fast. Anyone who's
not full of **** knows full well that a gun is rarely going to help
you in a close attack.
Of course most of you have never been in a real fight or know a damn
thing about dealing with a hardcase. You watch TV and buy a gun and
fancy you need it and that if anyone messes with you it will prove to
be the equalizer. What a joke! If you had any....ANY balls at all
you'd learn how to handle yourself like a man, rather than some pussy
who needs the pussy-assed crutch of a pistol. Meanwhile, there are
people like me (and a LOT worse) that will take your gun and shove it
straight up your ass.
As for rifles...hey, if you like target shooting or hunting up dinner,
enjoy. I prefer my compound bow that I've been using for 10 years
(target only) and I have 7 jr. archer medals with a longbow. My bow is
not a weapon as I use it, but just like a hammer, it can be.
Still, not being a total pussy like Joe, Scotty and the rest, I don't
need to make a weapon of my bow anymore than I require a pistol. It's
just so very gay to feel the "need" for a gun or to even discuss it as
a "right." After all, a pistol is a type of firearm designed to kill
other human beings. Unless I like collecting such devices, why would I
want or need one? I don't want a gas chamber either.
What really makes pussies of you all is that one side cries about
their right to carry guns, the other squeals about controlling
guns....and both really use the deaths of 32 people to make their dumb
and pussified comments. Those 32 deaths were a fairly unique tragedy.
It happens very rarely. I could walk into a crowded room with a brick
and kill a lot of people too. Ban the bricks. Lock up every "sick"
person. Never sell a gun to the "wrong" person.
Yeah, right. You are all raving idiots.


Capt RB
35s5
NY


Wilbur Hubbard April 17th 07 09:54 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
What really makes pussies of you all is that one side cries about
their right to carry guns, the other squeals about controlling
guns....and both really use the deaths of 32 people to make their dumb
and pussified comments. Those 32 deaths were a fairly unique tragedy.
It happens very rarely. I could walk into a crowded room with a brick
and kill a lot of people too. Ban the bricks. Lock up every "sick"
person. Never sell a gun to the "wrong" person.
Yeah, right. You are all raving idiots.



I'd appreciate it if you didn't lump me in with all the political agenda
pushing assholes who don't care one lick about the horror and tragedy of
those killings. I made my position clear in my harsh rebuttal of
psychopathic Oz. People who use those tragic deaths to further some
political agenda are ghouls, creeps and subhuman **** piles.

I agree with you. People need to have some decency. Push whatever agenda
you wish to push but give the dead some respect by not jumping on them
like vultures and pecking their still warm dead flesh. Sub human
behavior initiated by liberals but joined in by conservatives. It's a
sad day made sadder by cretins on both sides.

Wilbur Hubbard


Bob Crantz April 17th 07 11:36 PM

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Few words of any sense here. You completely back up my point about the will
and ability to defend yourself without a gun. That's what the military
teaches and what most colleges teach the opposite of.



Joe April 17th 07 11:57 PM

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On Apr 17, 2:54 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

ups.com...

What really makes pussies of you all is that one side cries about
their right to carry guns, the other squeals about controlling
guns....and both really use the deaths of 32 people to make their dumb
and pussified comments. Those 32 deaths were a fairly unique tragedy.
It happens very rarely. I could walk into a crowded room with a brick
and kill a lot of people too. Ban the bricks. Lock up every "sick"
person. Never sell a gun to the "wrong" person.
Yeah, right. You are all raving idiots.


I'd appreciate it if you didn't lump me in with all the political agenda
pushing assholes who don't care one lick about the horror and tragedy of
those killings. I made my position clear in my harsh rebuttal of
psychopathic Oz. People who use those tragic deaths to further some
political agenda are ghouls, creeps and subhuman **** piles.

I agree with you. People need to have some decency. Push whatever agenda
you wish to push but give the dead some respect by not jumping on them
like vultures and pecking their still warm dead flesh. Sub human
behavior initiated by liberals but joined in by conservatives. It's a
sad day made sadder by cretins on both sides.

Wilbur Hubbard


Cut the crap Wilbur, Bubbles just made his" I don't need a gun", cuz
I'm a bad ass.... use to be bouncer in some NYC ********. Then he
bragged a bit about his william tell bow and arrow exploits. And his
dumb as **** brick story. If he pulled a brick on me I'd shove it up
his ass so fast he be barfing pebbles. He's using the murder of 33
people to brag about his so called manly fighting skills.

The only reason he posted is he had a few min to kill between his
soccer mom duties. That and Suzy's working, so he was able to sneek
back in asa without her knowing and ringing his nappy head again.

Joe



Bob Crantz April 18th 07 03:14 AM

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AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of
Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in
Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would
cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards
withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will bum,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return.



[email protected] April 18th 07 03:47 AM

Pussies of a Feather
 
Joe wrote:
If he pulled a brick on me I'd shove it up
his ass so fast he be barfing pebbles.


Now *that* was funny. Probably true, too.



The only reason he posted is he had a few min to kill between his
soccer mom duties. That and Suzy's working, so he was able to sneek
back in asa without her knowing and ringing his nappy head again.


ya think he's still trouble for all the crap he's posted about her
boat?

DSK


Joe April 18th 07 04:36 AM

Pussies of a Feather
 
On Apr 17, 8:47 pm, wrote:
Joe wrote:
If he pulled a brick on me I'd shove it up
his ass so fast he be barfing pebbles.


Now *that* was funny. Probably true, too.



The only reason he posted is he had a few min to kill between his
soccer mom duties. That and Suzy's working, so he was able to sneek
back in asa without her knowing and ringing his nappy head again.


ya think he's still trouble for all the crap he's posted about her
boat?

DSK


More likely she threatened to divorce his sorry ass. With all his
Russian girl stories, and the Ghost girl bragging, you know she loaded
his ass up and put him in the sticks where she can keep a tight leash
on him.

Joe



Bob Crantz April 18th 07 04:03 PM

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"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

More likely she threatened to divorce his sorry ass. With all his
Russian girl stories, and the Ghost girl bragging, you know she loaded
his ass up and put him in the sticks where she can keep a tight leash
on him.

Joe



Don't forget he put her on display here, thick ankles and all. Remember the
references to how good she is at sex, urning her into a piece of meat.
Bragging about personal assets and the like. She must have some self esteem
issues to continue to support the clown while he runs about buying yachts,
cars, stereos, GPS and still spends significant time with ex-girlfriends and
brags about it. Maybe she gets off on the public humiliation. If a woman can
put down a firm hand she is also very capable of leaving him. Why she hasn't
is beyond me, unless she's a piece of work also.



katy April 18th 07 04:16 PM

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Bob Crantz wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

More likely she threatened to divorce his sorry ass. With all his
Russian girl stories, and the Ghost girl bragging, you know she loaded
his ass up and put him in the sticks where she can keep a tight leash
on him.

Joe




Don't forget he put her on display here, thick ankles and all. Remember the
references to how good she is at sex, urning her into a piece of meat.
Bragging about personal assets and the like. She must have some self esteem
issues to continue to support the clown while he runs about buying yachts,
cars, stereos, GPS and still spends significant time with ex-girlfriends and
brags about it. Maybe she gets off on the public humiliation. If a woman can
put down a firm hand she is also very capable of leaving him. Why she hasn't
is beyond me, unless she's a piece of work also.


How did this turn into a discussion about Hillary Clinton?

Capt. Rob April 18th 07 06:58 PM

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Cut the crap Wilbur, Bubbles just made his" I don't need a gun", cuz
I'm a bad ass.... use to be bouncer in some NYC ********. Then he
bragged a bit about his william tell bow and arrow exploits. And his
dumb as **** brick story. If he pulled a brick on me I'd shove it up
his ass so fast he be barfing pebbles. He's using the murder of 33
people to brag about his so called manly fighting skills.



The very idea that Joe sees a mention of "fighting skills" as bragging
proves what kind of "man" he is...or thinks he is. I learned to fight
through an unfortunate series of events. I made money out of it for a
while, but I also had to associate with people that I didn't like.
Instead of learning to fight, it's a hell of a lot more manly (poor
Joe doesn't see this of course) to learn another language or study
astronomy.
As for "manliness", Suzanne was dating a cop who still runs a self
defense school in the Bronx before she married me. She trained for a
total of 11 years and could take most guys apart if she wanted to. She
actually likes fighting and that's fine. I'd rather read or sail, but
we're all glad to know that Joe is the type of primitive primate who
thinks hurting people is something to brag about.


RB
35s5
NY


Wilbur Hubbard April 18th 07 07:36 PM

Pussies of a Feather
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...


Cut the crap Wilbur, Bubbles just made his" I don't need a gun", cuz
I'm a bad ass.... use to be bouncer in some NYC ********. Then he
bragged a bit about his william tell bow and arrow exploits. And his
dumb as **** brick story. If he pulled a brick on me I'd shove it up
his ass so fast he be barfing pebbles. He's using the murder of 33
people to brag about his so called manly fighting skills.



The very idea that Joe sees a mention of "fighting skills" as bragging
proves what kind of "man" he is...or thinks he is. I learned to fight
through an unfortunate series of events. I made money out of it for a
while, but I also had to associate with people that I didn't like.
Instead of learning to fight, it's a hell of a lot more manly (poor
Joe doesn't see this of course) to learn another language or study
astronomy.
As for "manliness", Suzanne was dating a cop who still runs a self
defense school in the Bronx before she married me. She trained for a
total of 11 years and could take most guys apart if she wanted to. She
actually likes fighting and that's fine. I'd rather read or sail, but
we're all glad to know that Joe is the type of primitive primate who
thinks hurting people is something to brag about.


Let's get a mud wrestling match going between Suzanne and Miss Terry.
Bikinis optional. I'll put my money on the sexy little redhead.

Wilbur Hubbard


Sonia Fahey April 18th 07 07:52 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...


As for "manliness", Suzanne was dating a cop who still runs a self
defense school in the Bronx before she married me. She trained for a
total of 11 years and could take most guys apart if she wanted to. She
actually likes fighting and that's fine.


She obviously has you beaten into place. As for other men, it is very
doubtful that any skills she learned in a "self defense" class could
overcome a majority of men. "Self defense" is just that, defense. It is
doubtful she could go toe to toe with a determined attacker, especially a
normal sized man. Her defense techniques are based on surprise (a
willingness to fight back), and techniques to make the attackers initial
tries fruitless. Most women when punched directly in the face, jaw, side of
the head or in the throat go down instantly and don't get up.Most men can
deliver a 20g blow to another man's head and studies show this increases to
over 40 g's to a woman's head. Don't kid yourself size does matter.

Sonia Fahey

4th Dan, Wado Ryu



Joe April 18th 07 08:21 PM

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On Apr 18, 11:58 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Cut the crap Wilbur, Bubbles just made his" I don't need a gun", cuz
I'm a bad ass.... use to be bouncer in some NYC ********. Then he
bragged a bit about his william tell bow and arrow exploits. And his
dumb as **** brick story. If he pulled a brick on me I'd shove it up
his ass so fast he be barfing pebbles. He's using the murder of 33
people to brag about his so called manly fighting skills.

The very idea that Joe sees a mention of "fighting skills" as bragging
proves what kind of "man" he is...or thinks he is. I learned to fight
through an unfortunate series of events. I made money out of it for a
while, but I also had to associate with people that I didn't like.
Instead of learning to fight, it's a hell of a lot more manly (poor
Joe doesn't see this of course) to learn another language or study
astronomy.
As for "manliness", Suzanne was dating a cop who still runs a self
defense school in the Bronx before she married me. She trained for a
total of 11 years and could take most guys apart if she wanted to. She
actually likes fighting and that's fine. I'd rather read or sail, but
we're all glad to know that Joe is the type of primitive primate who
thinks hurting people is something to brag about.

RB
35s5
NY


Bwahahahahaha Bob Quote:

"Meanwhile, there are
people like me (and a LOT worse) that will take your gun and shove it
straight up your ass. " = trying to bragg. Jeeze Bob, you can not open
your trap without bragging about a gadget, land, girl, wife,
ect.ect.ect you are famous for it, just ask anyone.

I've seen you have posted on a few boxing site before Bob. You like
boxing?
When I served in the navy I was the 6th fleet (smokers) champion
boxer. Never had any formal boxing training, but at an early age
became a black belt in Aikido. That took several years of study.

Since you are so manly and into astronomy..do you know celestial
navigation? Have that endorsement on your licence? Oh I guess maybe
you never studied a book about sailing and stick to interpting Russian
porn magazines.

BTW I speak Spanish fairly well, never opened a book to study it, can
not write it, but I had the pleasure of 2 years running a 300 ton
workboat for Pemex out of ciudad del Carmen and laguna de Campeche. I
had an excellent Pemex agent stationed on my boat. We became good
friends and he taught me well. That and we have 20-30 Mexican's
working in the shipyard that I always BS with, and test my Spanish
skills with daily.

Adios mi amigo

Joe



Capt. Rob April 18th 07 11:33 PM

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When I served in the navy I was the 6th fleet (smokers) champion
boxer. Never had any formal boxing training, but at an early age
became a black belt in Aikido. That took several years of study.



Wow, you speak some Spanish AND you studied for "several years?"
Yowza! That's real impressive. Sorry to say my training was less
formal though I made money at it and it was rarely any fun. Joe, you
strike me as a certain type of fellow I was paid to deal with on a
regular basis. That doesn't make you a bad person, just the sort of
dang fool I was always depressed to deal with. I'm happy you were a
boxing champ and you have a belt. I once had to toss out the Bronx
Golden Gloves champ out of the club after he kicked a waitress. He
threw hard and when I removed him I was careful not to hurt his arms.
I didn't feel any more manly afterwards though. Maybe I should have
spoken to him in broken Spanish?
I have a feeling you own a DVD copy of Road House so you don't miss
the edited parts on TNT.

Cheers, tough dude.


RB
35s5
NY


Joe April 18th 07 11:52 PM

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On Apr 18, 4:33 pm, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
When I served in the navy I was the 6th fleet (smokers) champion
boxer. Never had any formal boxing training, but at an early age
became a black belt in Aikido. That took several years of study.

Wow, you speak some Spanish AND you studied for "several years?"
Yowza! That's real impressive. Sorry to say my training was less
formal though I made money at it and it was rarely any fun.


Must suck to do something you did not enjoy.

Joe, you
strike me as a certain type of fellow I was paid to deal with on a
regular basis. That doesn't make you a bad person, just the sort of
dang fool I was always depressed to deal with.


Did they point out to you what an asshole you are all the time as
well?

I'm happy you were a
boxing champ and you have a belt. I once had to toss out the Bronx
Golden Gloves champ out of the club after he kicked a waitress. He
threw hard and when I removed him I was careful not to hurt his arms.


Why do you have so much concern for a dip**** who would kick a woman?
Seems you lean towards no respect for women.

I didn't feel any more manly afterwards though. Maybe I should have
spoken to him in broken Spanish?


Puto

I have a feeling you own a DVD copy of Road House so you don't miss
the edited parts on TNT.


Road House? Never seen it.

I have a feeling you cherish your VCR recording's of "The Man Show".


Cheers, tough dude.


Back at ya... big bad (but gentle) bouncer.

Joe



RB
35s5
NY






Capt. Rob April 19th 07 01:12 AM

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Must suck to do something you did not enjoy.



In some ways, yes. But it builds character to do it and I was paid a
grand a week most of the time. That waa a nice bit of cash at the time
and I only worked 3 or 4 nights a week. I'm not surprised you never
did a job you didn't like. As I said, I know your sort very well.



Did they point out to you what an asshole you are all the time as
well?


Sure, what else could they do? I was usually one of 3-4 guys who'd be
throwing them out. They usually didn't say much until after they got
tossed. Name calling only hurts folks like you, which is why you
resort to it.


Why do you have so much concern for a dip**** who would kick a
woman?
Seems you lean towards no respect for women.


Sometimes a nice fellow turns into a bad fellow when they're drunk.
Sometimes, as in your case, the bad stuff shows through all the time.
In the case of the young fighter, I had no interest in stopping him
from doing the one thing he had going for him. I see you're ready to
fully judge and punish someone for a mistake. Also, it later turned
out that the waitress had words with him and yanked his hair. I was
hired to stop problems and prevent lawsuits. not punish people based
on a single action. You'd be a very poor cooler. We had a little thing
we'd always say....."There are people who make trouble and stop
trouble and then there are a few who ARE trouble. It's only the last
sort we'd worry about. My last gig was dealing with that last sort.
It's not about being tough, Joe. Tough guys don't even look the part,
act the part...they just do what they have to do because it's in their
nature. Then there are guys like you; the guys who THINK they're
tough. They're the blowjobs who had some martial arts training, some
boxing in camp or the army, some prison ****. They go out the door
first and easiest, Joe. Just as you would. As for being gentle, I
certainly am. I'd NEVER hit anyone unless I had no other choice.
That's for punks and kids. I don't own a gun and don't like them. In
fact I prefer a Bridges of Madison County to Die Hard by a country
mile. I was never tough in my life. I was just paid to throw people
out of clubs at one time and I was good at it.



I have a feeling you cherish your VCR recording's of "The Man
Show".


Golly, Joe Tough, you got me there! Only they're on Beta. It's better.



RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob April 19th 07 02:22 AM

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You're nutz..you know that eh!?



Sure do! But look at poor Joe spinning on the hook like I never left!
So far he's blowing off about speaking Spanish and boxing in the
service! Joe's a hoot! The poor guy is STILL talking about buying the
right boat and meanwhile I'm enjoying mine and his is STILL dockside!
The right boat would have been the one he'd have sailed until he
bought his "blue water" boat. He's the classic infinit refit story!
And I'll be sailing this weekend while Joe looks for a new compass for
his wheelhouse....can't set off for blue water without that "perfect"
compass, right, Joe????


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!



RB
35s5
NY


Wilbur Hubbard April 19th 07 02:33 AM

Pussies of a Feather
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
You're nutz..you know that eh!?



Sure do! But look at poor Joe spinning on the hook like I never left!
So far he's blowing off about speaking Spanish and boxing in the
service! Joe's a hoot! The poor guy is STILL talking about buying the
right boat and meanwhile I'm enjoying mine and his is STILL dockside!
The right boat would have been the one he'd have sailed until he
bought his "blue water" boat. He's the classic infinit refit story!
And I'll be sailing this weekend while Joe looks for a new compass for
his wheelhouse....can't set off for blue water without that "perfect"
compass, right, Joe????


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!



At least Joe takes the cover off his compass when he sails . . .

Wilbur Hubbard


Capt. Rob April 19th 07 03:05 AM

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Why is that always necessary?





It isn't of course. Having the cover OFF while in waters you know is
just sun damage and poor treatment of gear. Since Joe has a pilot
house and his tub is chained to the dock like Sinatra's barge, he can
afford to leave his cover off!


RB
35s5
NY


Joe April 19th 07 03:36 AM

Pussies of a Feather
 
On Apr 18, 8:05 pm, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Why is that always necessary?

It isn't of course. Having the cover OFF while in waters you know is
just sun damage and poor treatment of gear. Since Joe has a pilot
house and his tub is chained to the dock like Sinatra's barge, he can
afford to leave his cover off!

RB
35s5
NY


Well just back in from the Wednesday night races, I see suzy is still
at work.
And bubbles boat is still sitting in a dirt yard. It's nice to get a
few hours sailing in nightly. Sure is nice living on the water and
being able to sail anytime.

How's that boy doing with his Banjo lessons bubba les? You better get
that yard mowed, maybe move some dirt back up that hill Bubbles before
momma gets home.
Bwahahahahaaa part of that character building misery Rob endures...

Bwahahahahahahahaaa.

Joe


Joe April 19th 07 03:51 AM

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At least Joe takes the cover off his compass when he sails . . .

Wilbur Hubbard- Hide quoted text -

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Rob does not like exposing Suzy's boat to either sunlight or water. I
bet Suzy still has a big blue tarp over her boat.

Joe



Joe April 19th 07 03:53 AM

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On Apr 18, 7:40 pm, OzOne wrote:
On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:33:33 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
scribbled thusly:







"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
roups.com...
You're nutz..you know that eh!?


Sure do! But look at poor Joe spinning on the hook like I never left!
So far he's blowing off about speaking Spanish and boxing in the
service! Joe's a hoot! The poor guy is STILL talking about buying the
right boat and meanwhile I'm enjoying mine and his is STILL dockside!
The right boat would have been the one he'd have sailed until he
bought his "blue water" boat. He's the classic infinit refit story!
And I'll be sailing this weekend while Joe looks for a new compass for
his wheelhouse....can't set off for blue water without that "perfect"
compass, right, Joe????


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!


At least Joe takes the cover off his compass when he sails . . .


Wilbur Hubbard


Why is that always necessary?


It is never necessary on a boat sailing on a dirt pad several hour
away from where you live.

Joe


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.- Hide quoted text -

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Capt. Rob April 19th 07 04:22 AM

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Well just back in from the Wednesday night races,




You took that big steel boat racing??? Do tell!!!!!



RB
35s5
NY


Joe April 19th 07 04:45 AM

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On Apr 18, 9:33 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 18:36:07 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:

Well just back in from the Wednesday night races,


You race that barge?
Bwaaahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahaha!


Not today OZ, but I have raced a several Harvest moon regetta's 250
miles each way.
http://sports.webshots.com/photo/269...63212926KtVVcr

This is lake racing and I race my dink. http://sports.webshots.com/photo/261...63212926DdkPsY

You get any sailing in today ozzy?

Joe


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.




Joe April 19th 07 05:22 AM

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On Apr 18, 9:22 pm, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Well just back in from the Wednesday night races,

You took that big steel boat racing??? Do tell!!!!!

RB
35s5
NY


No robbie, my 13 ft La Brisa, with a new set of sails and a new big
spinnaker, single handed. We've only had the racing for about 5 weeks
this year, but every wen night till winter, which gives me all winter
to practice and tune the boat and just enjoy day sailing like you get
to do a couple times per year. My LaBrisa will leave any 35s5 in it's
wake and can carry 4 adults. Got a bit of a sunburn the other day
while it was snowing in NYC. Had a nice breeze tonight too. 15 kts
steady until sundown and it died off.

My commute to the boat is 45 seconds from my boat, then takes about 4
min to get the sails up and out onto a 3000 acre lake. BTW I'm typing
this while on my boat.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha must suck to be stuck out in the sticks!

Joe



Joe April 19th 07 05:31 AM

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On Apr 18, 10:02 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 19:45:52 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:





On Apr 18, 9:33 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 18:36:07 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:


Well just back in from the Wednesday night races,


You race that barge?
Bwaaahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahaha!


Not today OZ, but I have raced a several Harvest moon regetta's 250
miles each way.
http://sports.webshots.com/photo/269...63212926KtVVcr


This is lake racing and I race my dink.http://sports.webshots.com/photo/261...63212926DdkPsY


You get any sailing in today ozzy?


Nope, after beina away for 3 months and spending about $US 250,000 on
an old race car, I need to do some work.....well earn some money at
least.


I hear you, I spent 30 bucks on my 1961 Econoline Truck and need to
buckle down and re-coup that money ;0). It has a 144 CI six banger...
0-55 in 3.4 min. Quarter mile in just under 138 seconds. Hard to
harness all 75 HP. I'm going to add wheelie bars soon.


Won't be sailing much , season ends in 2 weeks.


Bummer

Joe

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

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Joe April 19th 07 05:51 AM

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On Apr 18, 10:42 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 20:31:19 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:

I hear you, I spent 30 bucks on my 1961 Econoline Truck and need to
buckle down and re-coup that money ;0). It has a 144 CI six banger...
0-55 in 3.4 min. Quarter mile in just under 138 seconds. Hard to
harness all 75 HP. I'm going to add wheelie bars soon.


Mine goes a little harder than that...http://www.lanciarally037.com/e-corsaprova.htm

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.


Mine will be better looking when I put the wheelie bar on, and the 427
cobra jet in.
http://www.dragtimes.com/images/7441...Street-Rod.jpg

Joe


Joe April 19th 07 06:00 AM

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On Apr 18, 10:53 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 20:51:29 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:





On Apr 18, 10:42 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 20:31:19 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:


I hear you, I spent 30 bucks on my 1961 Econoline Truck and need to
buckle down and re-coup that money ;0). It has a 144 CI six banger...
0-55 in 3.4 min. Quarter mile in just under 138 seconds. Hard to
harness all 75 HP. I'm going to add wheelie bars soon.


Mine goes a little harder than that...http://www.lanciarally037.com/e-corsaprova.htm


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.


Mine will be better looking when I put the wheelie bar on, and the 427
cobra jet in.
http://www.dragtimes.com/images/7441...Street-Rod.jpg


Joe


Nice.....

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


My Dog Skipper likes it too!
http://sports.webshots.com/photo/264...63212926SIZiAo

Joe


Capt. Rob April 19th 07 06:13 AM

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No robbie, my 13 ft La Brisa, with a new set of sails and a new big
spinnaker, single handed.


Bwahahahahahaha! Since you currently ave the wrong boat you need
another one....as I've always maintained!


My LaBrisa will leave any 35s5 in it's
wake and can carry 4 adults.

Yeah, but there's no BBQ and we often go out with more than 4 adullt.
You see, unlike you we have friends!


Got a bit of a sunburn the other day


A fool who can't use sunscreen?


My commute to the boat is 45 seconds from my boat, then takes
about 4
min to get the sails up and out onto a 3000 acre lake. BTW I'm typing
this while on my boat.


Hmmm, I'm typing this from my office in my second house. Unless you're
typing aboard a nice big Swan of some big comfortable 80 foot sailing
yacht, you're just doing what a lot of poor people must do. I just
bought more land in fact, lakefront. Now if you were constantly
cruising that would be another matter.
But you're not, Joe. You're not. So that's just an el-cheapo floating
motel you have there. It's no fun to sail, so you bought an el cheapo
toy boat to play with instead. Dude, that's El Sado Pathetico! (I'm
talkin' Spanish for ya!


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha must suck to be stuck out in the
sticks!


Nah, we can get to the boat now without dealing with bridges and tolls
and there's rarely traffic from here. And I just watched the last half
of Magnolia with my father, who's staying in the guest room. On Friday
we're putting together Tom's cedar swingset and fort with a couple of
friends. Then on Sunday we're going sailing on a friend's J34c (that
we nearly bought). Since I'm lucky enough to have a son, I sure
wouldn't want him cramped up on some old boat. In fact I really don't
want to give up my film and music collection either and I'm working to
get an MG-TF restored. All of that...a beautiful wife and son.
Tomorrow morning I'll walk with Thomas down to the stream. I'm trying
to think of any aspect of your life I'd envy for a second....and
there's just nada. Sorry, Joe.

Bwahahaaaha! for me and a "sniffle" for poor not so mighty or young
Joe.


RB
35s5
NY


Joe April 19th 07 06:20 AM

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On Apr 18, 11:13 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 21:00:58 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:

My Dog Skipper likes it too!
http://sports.webshots.com/photo/264...63212926SIZiAo


Joe


Yeah, I've seen the dog...both of them

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.


Just what is the Cracker Box Palace OZ?
Is that like the hotel California, where they been expecting you?

Joe


Joe April 19th 07 06:36 AM

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On Apr 18, 11:13 pm, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
No robbie, my 13 ft La Brisa, with a new set of sails and a new big
spinnaker, single handed.

Bwahahahahahaha! Since you currently ave the wrong boat you need
another one....as I've always maintained!


I do not have the wrong boat for me...and that's all that matters.

My LaBrisa will leave any 35s5 in it's
wake and can carry 4 adults.

Yeah, but there's no BBQ and we often go out with more than 4 adullt.
You see, unlike you we have friends!


Yeah Russian thigh squeezing head poppin nappy headed ho's, and ghost
girls...I know Robbie. Thats why Suzy moved you out into the sticks.

Got a bit of a sunburn the other day

A fool who can't use sunscreen?


Did not expect a burn, but beats the hell out of frostbite.

My commute to the boat is 45 seconds from my boat, then takes
about 4
min to get the sails up and out onto a 3000 acre lake. BTW I'm typing
this while on my boat.

Hmmm, I'm typing this from my office in my second house. Unless you're
typing aboard a nice big Swan of some big comfortable 80 foot sailing
yacht, you're just doing what a lot of poor people must do. I just
bought more land in fact, lakefront. Now if you were constantly
cruising that would be another matter.


Unlike you Bubbles I've had about 17 yrs of constant crusing on boats
worth 100 times what all your property added together cost. And as a
USMM Captain cobering over 450,000 miles. I'm have no urgent rush to
get time at sea, it's not a big deal, been there done that a thousand
times over. I know you think thats the most exotic cool thing on
earth, but thats because you never get more than a few miles from the
dock.

Check it on bone head, USMM 1600 ton any oceans master licences #
607529. Do you even have a clue how much sea time is required to get
such a licences? Hell my wife has a 100 ton ocean operators ticket,
which is about 100 times the sea time you have ever seen bubble boy.

But you're not, Joe. You're not. So that's just an el-cheapo floating
motel you have there.


My cheap flaoting hotel is worth more than that cheapo dime a dozen
boat your wife owns. And will outlast it, and out sail it.

It's no fun to sail, so you bought an el cheapo
toy boat to play with instead. Dude, that's El Sado Pathetico! (I'm
talkin' Spanish for ya!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha must suck to be stuck out in the
sticks!

Nah, we can get to the boat now without dealing with bridges and tolls
and there's rarely traffic from here. And I just watched the last half
of Magnolia with my father, who's staying in the guest room. On Friday
we're putting together Tom's cedar swingset and fort with a couple of
friends. Then on Sunday we're going sailing on a friend's J34c (that
we nearly bought). Since I'm lucky enough to have a son, I sure
wouldn't want him cramped up on some old boat.


No doubt mr PTA, Kia driving soccer mom.

In fact I really don't
want to give up my film and music collection either and I'm working to
get an MG-TF restored.


Yeah, you have been restoring that Limey junker for 5 years now.

All of that...a beautiful wife and son.
Tomorrow morning I'll walk with Thomas down to the stream. I'm trying
to think of any aspect of your life I'd envy for a second....and
there's just nada. Sorry, Joe.


No problem bubbles, I would rather not have you envy anything I have
thank you very much.

Bwahahaaaha! for me and a "sniffle" for poor not so mighty or young
Joe.

Sure Bubbles what ever, better get out of ASA, Suzy's on her way home.

Joe

RB
35s5
NY




Maxprop April 19th 07 04:46 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
You're nutz..you know that eh!?



Sure do! But look at poor Joe spinning on the hook like I never left!
So far he's blowing off about speaking Spanish and boxing in the
service! Joe's a hoot! The poor guy is STILL talking about buying the
right boat and meanwhile I'm enjoying mine and his is STILL dockside!
The right boat would have been the one he'd have sailed until he
bought his "blue water" boat. He's the classic infinit refit story!
And I'll be sailing this weekend while Joe looks for a new compass for
his wheelhouse....can't set off for blue water without that "perfect"
compass, right, Joe????


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!


Welcome back, Bubbles. You've been missed.

Max



Maxprop April 19th 07 04:47 PM

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:33:33 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
scribbled thusly:


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
groups.com...
You're nutz..you know that eh!?



Sure do! But look at poor Joe spinning on the hook like I never left!
So far he's blowing off about speaking Spanish and boxing in the
service! Joe's a hoot! The poor guy is STILL talking about buying the
right boat and meanwhile I'm enjoying mine and his is STILL dockside!
The right boat would have been the one he'd have sailed until he
bought his "blue water" boat. He's the classic infinit refit story!
And I'll be sailing this weekend while Joe looks for a new compass for
his wheelhouse....can't set off for blue water without that "perfect"
compass, right, Joe????


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!



At least Joe takes the cover off his compass when he sails . . .

Wilbur Hubbard


Why is that always necessary?


It looks good to the lubbers, Oz. Sort of like spinning that big 6' radar
scanner array when entering a marina on a clear, bright, sunny day.

Max



Maxprop April 19th 07 04:51 PM

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OzOne wrote in message ...

Nope, after beina away for 3 months and spending about $US 250,000 on
an old race car, I need to do some work.....well earn some money at
least.


Collector piece, or are you going racing? What is it?

I have a Lotus Super Seven with a Ford Cosworth in the garage as we speak.
Sadly it isn't mine.

Won't be sailing much , season ends in 2 weeks.


Oh yeah, summer here, winter there. Sorry.

Max



Maxprop April 19th 07 04:54 PM

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On 18 Apr 2007 20:31:19 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:


I hear you, I spent 30 bucks on my 1961 Econoline Truck and need to
buckle down and re-coup that money ;0). It has a 144 CI six banger...
0-55 in 3.4 min. Quarter mile in just under 138 seconds. Hard to
harness all 75 HP. I'm going to add wheelie bars soon.


Mine goes a little harder than that...
http://www.lanciarally037.com/e-corsaprova.htm


Kewl automobile. Price seems a bit high, but it should be fun.

Max



Maxprop April 19th 07 04:56 PM

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Apr 18, 10:42 pm, OzOne wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 20:31:19 -0700, Joe
scribbled thusly:

I hear you, I spent 30 bucks on my 1961 Econoline Truck and need to
buckle down and re-coup that money ;0). It has a 144 CI six banger...
0-55 in 3.4 min. Quarter mile in just under 138 seconds. Hard to
harness all 75 HP. I'm going to add wheelie bars soon.


Mine goes a little harder than
that...http://www.lanciarally037.com/e-corsaprova.htm

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.


Mine will be better looking when I put the wheelie bar on, and the 427
cobra jet in.
http://www.dragtimes.com/images/7441...Street-Rod.jpg


Truly one of the homeliest vehicles Ford ever built, Joe, and they built a
whole bunch of homely vehicles.

Max



Capt. Rob April 19th 07 05:24 PM

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Absolutely correct. A slow heavy motorboat with small auxilary sails
that never
leaves the dock is PERFECT for you.



And that's why he bought a racing dinghy....maybe that's the perfect
boat for him? Then why live aboard a cramped cruiser that doesn't
cruise? At least we enjoy our 35s5 and will be having a blast with her
starting next week. Joe is essentially sitting in a slow houseboat
with the romantic notion he's gonna sail off any second, but he never
does. That is the wrong boat for that since there are more comfortable
houseboats he could be living on.


RB
35s5
NY


Joe April 19th 07 05:50 PM

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On Apr 19, 10:24 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Absolutely correct. A slow heavy motorboat with small auxilary sails
that never
leaves the dock is PERFECT for you.

And that's why he bought a racing dinghy....maybe that's the perfect
boat for him? Then why live aboard a cramped cruiser that doesn't
cruise? At least we enjoy our 35s5 and will be having a blast with her
starting next week. Joe is essentially sitting in a slow houseboat
with the romantic notion he's gonna sail off any second, but he never
does. That is the wrong boat for that since there are more comfortable
houseboats he could be living on.

RB
35s5
NY


Sure Bobbie.
How many 500+ mile trips have you taken on any of your boats?
How's about 200 mile trips?
How many trips offshore?
How many week long trips?
How many weekends ?

You barely rank a weekend warrior with your rock bashing toys Robert.

Joe


Martin Baxter April 19th 07 05:51 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote:


Did they point out to you what an asshole you are all the time as
well?

Sure, what else could they do? I was usually one of 3-4 guys who'd be
throwing them out.


Finally, some truth. Bouncers: Large overwieght somewhat stupid brutes,
it takes three or four to toss a drunk and perhaps beat senseless on the
way out. Not much to brag about there, in fact I'd be ashamed.

Cheers
Marty

Joe April 19th 07 06:07 PM

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On Apr 19, 5:35 am, Charlie Morgan wrote:
On 18 Apr 2007 21:36:30 -0700, Joe wrote:



I do not have the wrong boat for me...and that's all that matters.


Absolutely correct. A slow heavy motorboat with small auxilary sails that never
leaves the dock is PERFECT for you.

CWM


Run along coward.

Joe



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