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I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings) the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

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On Apr 13, 12:23 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:
I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings) the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

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We use to have several couples who would meet on my island and have
sex in their cars. A fellow on a trawler here walked out and started
taking pictures of them, and their licences plates.

They do not come here anymore to cheat. Go figure.

Joe

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Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

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I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings)

the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like

a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind

diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand

the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The

woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his

wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he

turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com





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Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

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You have to be true to your sister . . .

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You have to be true to your sister . . .



sister, cousin, mom, uncle...whatever





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Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

Scotty


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings)

the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like

a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind

diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand

the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The

woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his

wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he

turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com



It *was* laughable.

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"Scotty" wrote:

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote:

"Scotty" wrote:
Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

Scotty


You have to be true to your sister . . .



sister, cousin, mom, uncle...whatever


Oh my! Just a thought of your "family tree" would probably be mind
boggling...

How many animals have you had sex with this month, so far...

LP


 
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