Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

Scotty


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings)
the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like
a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind
diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand
the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The
woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his
wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he
turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com