foot in mouth
 

I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings) the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

foot in mouth
 

On Apr 13, 12:23 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:
I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings) the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

--
"j" ganz

We use to have several couples who would meet on my island and have
sex in their cars. A fellow on a trawler here walked out and started
taking pictures of them, and their licences plates.

They do not come here anymore to cheat. Go figure.

Joe

foot in mouth
 

Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

Scotty


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings)
the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like
a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind
diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand
the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The
woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his
wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he
turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

foot in mouth
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

Scotty

You have to be true to your sister . . .

Wilbur Hubbard

foot in mouth
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

Scotty

You have to be true to your sister . . .


sister, cousin, mom, uncle...whatever

foot in mouth
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

Scotty


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings)
the other day and
as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like
a boat parts
drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind
diagram they can
fill in, basic rules of the road, etc.

Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand
the guy two packets
and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The
woman overhears
me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his
wife. I'm his
girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch."

I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he
turned pale to the
point where I thought he was going to pass out.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com


It *was* laughable.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

foot in mouth
 

"Scotty" wrote:

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote:

"Scotty" wrote:
Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously.

Scotty

You have to be true to your sister . . .


sister, cousin, mom, uncle...whatever

Oh my! Just a thought of your "family tree" would probably be mind
boggling...

How many animals have you had sex with this month, so far...

LP