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foot in mouth
"Scotty" wrote in message
. .. Around here, we take our marriage vows seriously. Scotty "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... I was teaching a nice couple (both wearing wedding rings) the other day and as I usually do, I give them some handouts... things like a boat parts drawing with labels on the various common parts, a wind diagram they can fill in, basic rules of the road, etc. Ok, so you know where this is headed possibly... I hand the guy two packets and I say, "Here's one for you and one for your wife." The woman overhears me, walks up, and says quite indignantly, "I'm not his wife. I'm his girlfriend! His wife is a b*tch." I almost started to laugh but restrained myself, and he turned pale to the point where I thought he was going to pass out. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com It *was* laughable. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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