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We the subscribers to alt.sailing.asa gather to mourn the passing of yet
another asa great, Mr. Thom Stewart. Thom Stewart, also known as Old
Thom,
unsubscribed in disgust because he could no longer abide the latest
influx of sock puppets, meowers, flonkers and ditsy blondes. He also
mentioned feeling out of place because he no longer owned a boat or
sailed. (So what, old man, join the crowd!)

I liked Old Thom, he was a cherished friend. It saddened me to see his
life go all to hell because he sold a real sailboat and bought a
pilothouse motorsailer. Old Thom maintained health problems forced him
out of the sailing business but he failed to see it was his dependence
upon mechanical propulsion that was the real root cause of his losing
interest. Old Thom was an accomplished sailor and it must have pained
him greatly to realize he no longer had the right stuff - meaning he had
the wrong boat. It's simple folly to attempt to substitute a propellers
for sails.

I pray for Old Thom. It appeared from some of his last posts that he
might be straying from Christian values in his dotage. Like many others,
he was sucker punched by a book titled, "The DaVinci Code" where was
written blasphemy after blasphemy. I pray he turns back from the
downward sloping side path to the lava lakes and embraces true
Christianity. Jesus is Lord. Jesus never married. Jesus never produced
any offspring. Jesus' word is truth. Truth is law. Old Thom, turn back
to Jesus. Believe what Jesus said and not what modern-day heretics say
"about" Jesus. Theirs is the work of Lucifer. The riders of the
Apocalypse draw nigh.

Wilbur Hubbard

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Hey Clueless, he's still here!

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We the subscribers to alt.sailing.asa gather to mourn the

passing of yet
another asa great, Mr. Thom Stewart. Thom Stewart, also

known as Old
Thom,
unsubscribed in disgust because he could no longer abide

the latest
influx of sock puppets, meowers, flonkers and ditsy

blondes. He also
mentioned feeling out of place because he no longer owned

a boat or
sailed. (So what, old man, join the crowd!)

I liked Old Thom, he was a cherished friend. It saddened

me to see his
life go all to hell because he sold a real sailboat and

bought a
pilothouse motorsailer. Old Thom maintained health

problems forced him
out of the sailing business but he failed to see it was

his dependence
upon mechanical propulsion that was the real root cause of

his losing
interest. Old Thom was an accomplished sailor and it must

have pained
him greatly to realize he no longer had the right stuff -

meaning he had
the wrong boat. It's simple folly to attempt to substitute

a propellers
for sails.

I pray for Old Thom. It appeared from some of his last

posts that he
might be straying from Christian values in his dotage.

Like many others,
he was sucker punched by a book titled, "The DaVinci Code"

where was
written blasphemy after blasphemy. I pray he turns back

from the
downward sloping side path to the lava lakes and embraces

true
Christianity. Jesus is Lord. Jesus never married. Jesus

never produced
any offspring. Jesus' word is truth. Truth is law. Old

Thom, turn back
to Jesus. Believe what Jesus said and not what modern-day

heretics say
"about" Jesus. Theirs is the work of Lucifer. The riders

of the
Apocalypse draw nigh.

Wilbur Hubbard



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Hey Clueless, he's still here!


I doubt that. He'd a bitten the hook and surfaced spitting and
sputtering by now.

Wilbur Hubbard



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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
: We the subscribers to alt.sailing.asa gather to mourn the passing of
: yet another asa great, Mr. Thom Stewart. Thom Stewart, also known as
: Old Thom,
: unsubscribed in disgust because he could no longer abide the latest
: influx of sock puppets,

now here's an example of hypocrisy in action folks.

: meowers, flonkers and ditsy blondes. He also
: mentioned feeling out of place because he no longer owned a boat or
: sailed. (So what, old man, join the crowd!)
:
: I liked Old Thom, he was a cherished friend. It saddened me to see his
: life go all to hell because he sold a real sailboat and bought a
: pilothouse motorsailer. Old Thom maintained health problems forced him
: out of the sailing business but he failed to see it was his dependence
: upon mechanical propulsion that was the real root cause of his losing
: interest. Old Thom was an accomplished sailor and it must have pained
: him greatly to realize he no longer had the right stuff - meaning he
: had the wrong boat. It's simple folly to attempt to substitute a
: propellers for sails.
:
: I pray for Old Thom. It appeared from some of his last posts that he
: might be straying from Christian values in his dotage. Like many
: others, he was sucker punched by a book titled, "The DaVinci Code"
: where was written blasphemy after blasphemy. I pray he turns back
: from the downward sloping side path to the lava lakes and embraces
: true Christianity. Jesus is Lord. Jesus never married. Jesus never
: produced any offspring. Jesus' word is truth. Truth is law. Old Thom,
: turn back to Jesus. Believe what Jesus said and not what modern-day
: heretics say "about" Jesus. Theirs is the work of Lucifer. The riders
: of the Apocalypse draw nigh.
:
: Wilbur Hubbard

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Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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There are no so blind.........


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"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
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Hey Clueless, he's still here!


I doubt that. He'd a bitten the hook and surfaced spitting

and
sputtering by now.

Wilbur Hubbard







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There are none so blind.........


I've checked the headers on everybody's posts. Nobody's posting using
WebTV. There's a couple newbies using Comcast but Old Thom loves his
WebTV so much he'd never upgrade to cable. (Even if he weren't such a
draft-dodging cheapskate!) ------ If that troll doesn't dredge him up
then he's in a coma. ;-)

Wilbur Hubbard

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"Steve Leyland" wrote in
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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
: We the subscribers to alt.sailing.asa gather to mourn the passing of
: yet another asa great, Mr. Thom Stewart. Thom Stewart, also known as
: Old Thom,
: unsubscribed in disgust because he could no longer abide the latest
: influx of sock puppets,

now here's an example of hypocrisy in action folks.


Inconsequential compared to little Stevie's example of cluelessness,
folks!

Wilbur Hubbard

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keep checking those headers, eventually you'll figure it
out...or maybe knot.

Scotty (not the only one who knows Tom's sock)


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"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
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There are none so blind.........


I've checked the headers on everybody's posts. Nobody's

posting using
WebTV. There's a couple newbies using Comcast but Old Thom

loves his
WebTV so much he'd never upgrade to cable. (Even if he

weren't such a
draft-dodging cheapskate!) ------ If that troll doesn't

dredge him up
then he's in a coma. ;-)

Wilbur Hubbard



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"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
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keep checking those headers, eventually you'll figure it
out...or maybe knot.

Scotty (not the only one who knows Tom's sock)


Old Thom's on record of hating and despising sock puppets. He would
never use a sock puppet of his own. That would make him just as big a
hypocrite as Gay Ganz. Besides you can't create socks with WebTV.

Wilbur Hubbard

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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
::: We the subscribers to alt.sailing.asa gather to mourn the passing of
::: yet another asa great, Mr. Thom Stewart. Thom Stewart, also known as
::: Old Thom,
::: unsubscribed in disgust because he could no longer abide the latest
::: influx of sock puppets,
::
:: now here's an example of hypocrisy in action folks.
:
: Inconsequential compared to little Stevie's example of cluelessness,
: folks!

got proof of this "example of cluelessness", grasshopper?
:
: Wilbur Hubbard

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================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow


 
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