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Less than 2 months - BOO!
In less than 2 months Heart of Gold will be in the water. I will return then
to fill your otherwise empty lives. You are all a really pathetic bunch. Suzzane is expecting a second child, Thomas is having a blast with the new house and the Tribeca slid down the driveway on the ice and crashed through the garage door. We're getting a second smaller sailboat for the lake up here. Since the roads really have snow and we have to drive on them I'm upgrading to a Mercedes Unimog. I'll have to trade in my knife and coin collection but it is worth it. Everyone wants to come and visit our lovely country estate, especially the female Russian Olympians I used to date. I'm writing this from California, I was backstage at the Oscars last night. My coffee table book on sailboats was included in the nominee's gift bags. I must have autographed over 100 copies last night. Have fun kids and make sure Neal changes his diapers. See you in a few weeks. Did I mention that I got a seven figure settlement from the WTC collapse? Capt RB 35s5 Heart of Gold City Island NY. |
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