In less than 2 months Heart of Gold will be in the water. I will return then
to fill your otherwise empty lives. You are all a really pathetic bunch.
Suzzane is expecting a second child, Thomas is having a blast with the new
house and the Tribeca slid down the driveway on the ice and crashed through
the garage door. We're getting a second smaller sailboat for the lake up
here. Since the roads really have snow and we have to drive on them I'm
upgrading to a Mercedes Unimog. I'll have to trade in my knife and coin
collection but it is worth it. Everyone wants to come and visit our lovely
country estate, especially the female Russian Olympians I used to date. I'm
writing this from California, I was backstage at the Oscars last night. My
coffee table book on sailboats was included in the nominee's gift bags. I
must have autographed over 100 copies last night. Have fun kids and make
sure Neal changes his diapers. See you in a few weeks. Did I mention that I
got a seven figure settlement from the WTC collapse?

Capt RB

35s5
Heart of Gold
City Island NY.

"Capt RB" wrote in message
. ..
In less than 2 months Heart of Gold will be in the water. I will
return then to fill your otherwise empty lives. You are all a really
pathetic bunch. Suzzane is expecting a second child, Thomas is having
a blast with the new house and the Tribeca slid down the driveway on
the ice and crashed through the garage door. We're getting a second
smaller sailboat for the lake up here. Since the roads really have
snow and we have to drive on them I'm upgrading to a Mercedes Unimog.
I'll have to trade in my knife and coin collection but it is worth it.
Everyone wants to come and visit our lovely country estate, especially
the female Russian Olympians I used to date. I'm writing this from
California, I was backstage at the Oscars last night. My coffee table
book on sailboats was included in the nominee's gift bags. I must have
autographed over 100 copies last night. Have fun kids and make sure
Neal changes his diapers. See you in a few weeks. Did I mention that I
got a seven figure settlement from the WTC collapse?

Capt RB

A seven figure settlement and you have to buy a cheap little lot with a
double-wide on it with a partner who co-signs the note?
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...eland3weby.jpg

Bwahahahahahhahahahahhahahhah!

And that yellow and mauve family room. Is Capt. Neal your interior
decorator? http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/family.jpg

Wilbur Hubbard

Capt RB wrote:
I was backstage at the Oscars last night.

Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty

* Charlie Morgan wrote, On 2/26/2007 2:31 PM:
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:27:10 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Capt RB wrote:
I was backstage at the Oscars last night.
Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty

You guys need to look at headers before responding to posts that are
this obviously faked.

Very well crafted too, I actually started to believe the bit about the
driveway. By the end, however, I was was checking the headers.

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:27:10 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Capt RB wrote:
I was backstage at the Oscars last night.

Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty

You guys need to look at headers before responding to posts that are
this obviously faked.

CWM

A true Master of the Obvious!

Martin Baxter wrote:
Capt RB wrote:

I was backstage at the Oscars last night.


Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty

More likely Melissa Ethteridge...

Jeff wrote:
* Charlie Morgan wrote, On 2/26/2007 2:31 PM:

On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:27:10 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Capt RB wrote:

I was backstage at the Oscars last night.

Hoo-haaaa Bob! With Jax and Morgan Fairchild right?

Cheers
Marty


You guys need to look at headers before responding to posts that are
this obviously faked.


Very well crafted too, I actually started to believe the bit about the
driveway. By the end, however, I was was checking the headers.

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the garage, not down...

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the
garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM


Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the
garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM


Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty



CWM you can say that again:

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/house1weby.jpg

Which way is up?

Why is it that whenever I see a faint,faint glimmer of hope for this group
it always flickers out?

HOO Boy!

Al Buterol

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...

The driveway was the clue..his driveway goes up to the
garage, not down...

HOO boy!

CWM


Katy, you've confused Charlie. But then, so does a bag of
chips.

Scotty



CWM you can say that again:

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/house1weby.jpg

Which way is up?

Why is it that whenever I see a faint,faint glimmer of hope for this group
it always flickers out?

HOO Boy!

Al Buterol