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Default Less than 2 months - BOO!

In less than 2 months Heart of Gold will be in the water. I will return then
to fill your otherwise empty lives. You are all a really pathetic bunch.
Suzzane is expecting a second child, Thomas is having a blast with the new
house and the Tribeca slid down the driveway on the ice and crashed through
the garage door. We're getting a second smaller sailboat for the lake up
here. Since the roads really have snow and we have to drive on them I'm
upgrading to a Mercedes Unimog. I'll have to trade in my knife and coin
collection but it is worth it. Everyone wants to come and visit our lovely
country estate, especially the female Russian Olympians I used to date. I'm
writing this from California, I was backstage at the Oscars last night. My
coffee table book on sailboats was included in the nominee's gift bags. I
must have autographed over 100 copies last night. Have fun kids and make
sure Neal changes his diapers. See you in a few weeks. Did I mention that I
got a seven figure settlement from the WTC collapse?

Capt RB

35s5
Heart of Gold
City Island NY.