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Wilbur Hubbard Wilbur Hubbard is offline
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Default Less than 2 months - BOO!


"Capt RB" wrote in message
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In less than 2 months Heart of Gold will be in the water. I will
return then to fill your otherwise empty lives. You are all a really
pathetic bunch. Suzzane is expecting a second child, Thomas is having
a blast with the new house and the Tribeca slid down the driveway on
the ice and crashed through the garage door. We're getting a second
smaller sailboat for the lake up here. Since the roads really have
snow and we have to drive on them I'm upgrading to a Mercedes Unimog.
I'll have to trade in my knife and coin collection but it is worth it.
Everyone wants to come and visit our lovely country estate, especially
the female Russian Olympians I used to date. I'm writing this from
California, I was backstage at the Oscars last night. My coffee table
book on sailboats was included in the nominee's gift bags. I must have
autographed over 100 copies last night. Have fun kids and make sure
Neal changes his diapers. See you in a few weeks. Did I mention that I
got a seven figure settlement from the WTC collapse?

Capt RB


A seven figure settlement and you have to buy a cheap little lot with a
double-wide on it with a partner who co-signs the note?
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...eland3weby.jpg

Bwahahahahahhahahahahhahahhah!

And that yellow and mauve family room. Is Capt. Neal your interior
decorator? http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/family.jpg

Wilbur Hubbard