I was out sailing on LIS and this fast boat named "Heart of Gold" came "sailing"
past like I was standing still. (my boat's a Macgregor Venture) There was nobody at
the helm and no sign of anybody in the cockpit. There was very loud stereo music
coming from inside. Diesel exhaust was spewing from the pipe. Through the companionway
I could see a fat man slapping the **** out of some little kid. A woman was trying to save
the boy but the fat guy started shoving and punching the woman.
While this was going on "Heart of Gold" ran down and ran over two kayakers.
The fat guy lurched out into the cockpit, tossed a couple empty beer cans overboard
and started ****ing over the side while hollering to the overturned kayakers to keep
the f*ck out of his way. I sailed over to help the poor kayakers so then the fat guy
hollered, "Just let the stupid f*cks drown. They deserve to die for getting in my
way. They coulda holed my boat, the *******s!"
What did Capt. Rob's patents do wrong?

Paladin


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