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Lady Pilot wrote:
Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby girl
two months early! Daddy didn't want to have any kids at such a late date in
life, but I will provide a wonderful home for her! My new boyfriend has no
children and has totally adopted the beautiful little girl (which shall go
un-named). We are selling my house and moving to Hawaii, on the Northshore
of Maui.

Capt. Neal was afraid of what people might think of a man "his age" having
children. Doctor's say that she is perfectly healthy! I have tried to call
him to break the news, but he wouldn't answer my phone calls.

CN's brother needs to pay off his Hummer, so he's looking for his brother to
leave him his fortune...and broke up a loving relationship.

LP (sailors are strange creatures)

PS...notice how katysails has now started posted after months of absence,
when she thinks Capt. Neal is posting again?


Hey, I heard that, saw him on the news.
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/272/...s_Humping_Baby
Capt. Neal all the way

Congrats! You will have yer hand full

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Lady Pilot wrote:
Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby girl


Really?



Capt. Neal was afraid of what people might think of a man "his age" having
children.


Odd that a person who sets such great store by the Bible
wouold not feel like an old time patriarch.



PS...notice how katysails has now started posted after months of absence,
when she thinks Capt. Neal is posting again?



?? Katysails has been posting here from time to time, has
not had "months of absence." Maybe you've had months of not
noticing?


Joe wrote:
Hey, I heard that, saw him on the news.
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/272/...s_Humping_Baby


Gee thanks Joe. I could have gone a long time without seeing
that.

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Lady Pilot wrote:
Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby
girl


Really?


Nope! Bwawawhahaaa. It made for wonderful bait though.

Odd that a person who sets such great store by the Bible wouold not feel
like an old time patriarch.


He's not even old yet!

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DSK wrote:
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Joe wrote:
Hey, I heard that, saw him on the news.
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/272/...s_Humping_Baby


Gee thanks Joe. I could have gone a long time without seeing
that.



Howzabout considering who "Suzy" and all the sailing "Bobettes" might
actually be:

http://www.realdoll.com/studio.asp

Shudder!

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Howzabout considering who "Suzy" and all the sailing "Bobettes" might
actually be:

http://www.realdoll.com/studio.asp

Shudder!


Hey, I saw one of those on Capt. Neal's boat! She was stuffed in a locker.
;-)

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Frank wrote:
Howzabout considering who "Suzy" and all the sailing "Bobettes" might
actually be:

http://www.realdoll.com/studio.asp

Shudder!


Perfect Christmas gift... a real stocking stuffer.

But I don't think Bubbles "owns" one of these, for one thing
they're expensive, for another they should be listed on the
safety equipment list... that plastic foam floats.

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"Joe" wrote:

Hey, I heard that, saw him on the news.
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/272/...s_Humping_Baby
Capt. Neal all the way


Now that is very bizarre!

Congrats! You will have yer hand full


Read above, it was just a troll.

LP


 
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