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Bob Busts Himself
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com... Oh my God! My sides are splitting!!!! I just peed my pants from laughing so hard!!!!! So now you hunted around, saw all the 12 lead ECG references and the fact that even 6, 8 or 9 leads are often used and you burp out this info. 10 leads is used at St. Francis and it's clearly defined in the text. Each lead leads to a sensor. Each lead goes to an electrode on the distal end and to a instrumentation amplifier on the proximal end. Oh, and I'm not a nurse and in spite of all your desperate googling, you aren't either. I'm definitely not a nurse! I can sure Google quite a bit about cardiology and understand too! I simply asked Suzanne what's used at the best Heart hospital. Another loss, Bob. You can't google against someone who actually works in a hospital. I agree. I also, on occasion, work in hospitals. Sorry, Dude. Like I said, you slipped down the slippery slope about 2 months ago. Now you just sound like everyone else. Aaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! And who told you 12 lead ECG's were measured with 10 wires? Why didn't you or Suzy (a nurse who works in a hospital!) know this? Neither of you even know the correct nomeclature for medical measurements! Bwaahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!! |
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Bob Busts Himself
Aaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! And who told you 12 lead ECG's were measured with 10 wires? Nobody. You said "leads." I asked Suzanne how many leads are used. She said 10. St. Francis uses 10, the books say 10 or 9. You can yelp all you want...it won't change a thing. And getting back to the original topic, Suzanne has emergency medical training that most of the folks here don't have. Our boat remains the safest on ASA. Thems the facts! RB 35s5 NY |
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Bob Busts Himself
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com... Aaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! And who told you 12 lead ECG's were measured with 10 wires? Nobody. You said "leads." I asked Suzanne how many leads are used. She said 10. St. Francis uses 10, the books say 10 or 9. St Francis requires 12 lead EKG experience of their nurses. I can repost that information for a third time. Tell me what this 12 lead EKG is that they advertise. Here's you quoted: "Bob in addition to smacking yourself down because you failed to understand what aptitude meant, you also have no idea what modern nurses do. Here's a hint, Bob. Suzanne had to be able to read a 10 lead strip before being hired. At a heart speciality hospital, like St. Francis uses 10. Yes, it's complex, but she had to learn it. SMACKDOWN again!" RB 35s5 NY 10 lead ECG is what you said. Not 10 wire. No one uses a 10 lead ECG. Keep floppoing about. I pointed out 10 wires. St Francis requirement of nurses: ID: 329.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: K1 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shift:Evenings, 3P - 11P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 248.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: M2 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 271.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: CTICU Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shift:Evenings, 3P-11P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 280.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: K1 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shift:Nights, 11P-7A, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 311.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: CCU Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 319.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: Women's Health Center Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: Current Nurse Extender experience required FTE: Per Diem Shift:Per Diem, Days, M-F Location: Brookville ID: 320.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: Emergency Room Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part TIme Shiftays, 7A-3P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 41.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: CTICU Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shift:Evenings, 3P - 11P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 85.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: K3 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shift:Evenings, 3P - 11P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 111.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: K1 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shift:Evenings, 3P-11P including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 141.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: M2 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 176.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: Emergency Room Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Full Time Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 182.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: P2 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shift:Evenings, 3P - 11P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 184.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: P2 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shift:Nights, 11P - 7A, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn ID: 206.06 Category: Patient Support Staff Department: M3 Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting, hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection, vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities. Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or Certified Nursing Assistant preferred. FTE: Part Time Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends Location: Roslyn |
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