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Oh my God! My sides are splitting!!!! I just peed my pants from
laughing so
hard!!!!!


So now you hunted around, saw all the 12 lead ECG references and the
fact that even 6, 8 or 9 leads are often used and you burp out this
info. 10 leads is used at St. Francis and it's clearly defined in the
text. Each lead leads to a sensor.


Each lead goes to an electrode on the distal end and to a instrumentation
amplifier on the proximal end.

Oh, and I'm not a nurse and in spite of all your desperate googling,
you aren't either.


I'm definitely not a nurse! I can sure Google quite a bit about cardiology
and understand too!

I simply asked Suzanne what's used at the best Heart
hospital.
Another loss, Bob. You can't google against someone who actually works
in a hospital.


I agree. I also, on occasion, work in hospitals.


Sorry, Dude. Like I said, you slipped down the slippery slope about 2
months ago. Now you just sound like everyone else.


Aaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

And who told you 12 lead ECG's were measured with 10 wires?

Why didn't you or Suzy (a nurse who works in a hospital!) know this?

Neither of you even know the correct nomeclature for medical measurements!

Bwaahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!


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Aaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

And who told you 12 lead ECG's were measured with 10 wires?


Nobody. You said "leads." I asked Suzanne how many leads are used. She
said 10. St. Francis uses 10, the books say 10 or 9.
You can yelp all you want...it won't change a thing. And getting back
to the original topic, Suzanne has emergency medical training that most
of the folks here don't have.
Our boat remains the safest on ASA.

Thems the facts!


RB
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Aaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

And who told you 12 lead ECG's were measured with 10 wires?


Nobody. You said "leads." I asked Suzanne how many leads are used. She
said 10. St. Francis uses 10, the books say 10 or 9.


St Francis requires 12 lead EKG experience of their nurses. I can repost
that information for a third time.

Tell me what this 12 lead EKG is that they advertise.

Here's you quoted:

"Bob in addition to smacking yourself down because you failed to
understand what aptitude meant, you also have no idea what modern
nurses do. Here's a hint, Bob. Suzanne had to be able to read a 10 lead
strip before being hired. At a heart speciality hospital, like St.
Francis uses 10. Yes, it's complex, but she had to learn it.
SMACKDOWN again!"


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10 lead ECG is what you said. Not 10 wire. No one uses a 10 lead ECG.

Keep floppoing about. I pointed out 10 wires.

St Francis requirement of nurses:

ID: 329.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: K1
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shift:Evenings, 3P - 11P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 248.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: M2
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 271.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: CTICU
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shift:Evenings, 3P-11P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 280.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: K1
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shift:Nights, 11P-7A, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 311.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: CCU
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 319.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: Women's Health Center
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: Current Nurse Extender experience required
FTE: Per Diem
Shift:Per Diem, Days, M-F
Location: Brookville

ID: 320.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: Emergency Room
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part TIme
Shiftays, 7A-3P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 41.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: CTICU
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shift:Evenings, 3P - 11P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 85.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: K3
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shift:Evenings, 3P - 11P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 111.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: K1
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shift:Evenings, 3P-11P including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 141.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: M2
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 176.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: Emergency Room
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Full Time
Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 182.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: P2
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shift:Evenings, 3P - 11P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 184.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: P2
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shift:Nights, 11P - 7A, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn

ID: 206.06
Category: Patient Support Staff
Department: M3
Title: Med/Surg Nurse Extender
Responsibilities: Provide direct patient care including bathing, toileting,
hydration, nutrition, ambulation, turning and positioning patients. Selected
technical skills include phlebotomy, 12 lead EKG's, arrhythmia detection,
vital signs, and glucose monitoring. Documentation of patient activities.
Requirements: H.S. Diploma required. Previous hospital experience or
Certified Nursing Assistant preferred.
FTE: Part Time
Shiftays, 7A - 3P, including alternate weekends
Location: Roslyn




 
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