Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter
Kaye's Aunt's left nipple"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
::
:: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about
:: football.
:
: Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in
: the trouser department?

is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you
being a complete ****wit?

Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his
being a complete ****wit?

Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change?

Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'?

That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident.
Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he
just wouldn't believe her.

You a big meat eater, Zen?

Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though.

Secret desire(s) noted.

I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen
this month? Shame on you.

Yet, you scrolled

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

--

Dr Zen

We were on the beach,
kissing in the sand.
I put my hand in her jeans
and she said, no, it's not right.
Hey, I said. It feels right to me.
Jeezus ****, she said,
for a writer, you don't half speak in cliches.
http://gollyg.blogspot.com

Dr Zen wrote in
:

Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off
with a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off
with a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off
with a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got
off with a caution and it went like this:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
::
:: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a ****
:: about football.
:
: Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of
: length in the trouser department?

is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to
compensate for you being a complete ****wit?

Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to
compensate for his being a complete ****wit?

Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change?

Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing
tips'?

That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside
accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a
barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her.

You a big meat eater, Zen?

Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though.

Secret desire(s) noted.

I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've
seen this month? Shame on you.

Yet, you scrolled

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I never thought I'd see Zen quoting Britney Spears lyrics.

"Puck" wrote in message

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I never thought I'd see Zen quoting Britney Spears lyrics.

We've all got elderly relatives.

"Dick Dotty" wrote in news:44a7f9ed$0$4373
:

"Puck" wrote in message

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I never thought I'd see Zen quoting Britney Spears lyrics.

We've all got elderly relatives.

All except the elderly. Besides, I'd say Zen was a fairly sprightly OAP.
I tend to think of him more as a mature mid-lifer.

"Puck" wrote in message

Besides, I'd say Zen was a fairly sprightly OAP.
I tend to think of him more as a mature mid-lifer.

There's always parole.

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter
Kaye's Aunt's left nipple"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
::
:: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about
:: football.
:
: Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in
: the trouser department?

is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you
being a complete ****wit?

Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his
being a complete ****wit?

Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change?

Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'?

That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident.
Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he
just wouldn't believe her.

You a big meat eater, Zen?

Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though.

Secret desire(s) noted.

I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen
this month? Shame on you.

Yet, you scrolled

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I provide more return than the lottery!
--
ah

Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter
Kaye's Aunt's left nipple"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
::
:: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about
:: football.
:
: Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in
: the trouser department?

is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you
being a complete ****wit?

Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his
being a complete ****wit?

Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change?

Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'?

That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident.
Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he
just wouldn't believe her.

You a big meat eater, Zen?

Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though.

Secret desire(s) noted.

I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen
this month? Shame on you.

Yet, you scrolled

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I provide more return than the lottery!

Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a
holiday on Barbados. Or does it?

--

Dr Zen

We were on the beach,
kissing in the sand.
I put my hand in her jeans
and she said, no, it's not right.
Hey, I said. It feels right to me.
Jeezus ****, she said,
for a writer, you don't half speak in cliches.
http://gollyg.blogspot.com

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter
Kaye's Aunt's left nipple"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
::
:: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about
:: football.
:
: Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in
: the trouser department?

is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you
being a complete ****wit?

Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his
being a complete ****wit?

Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change?

Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'?

That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident.
Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he
just wouldn't believe her.

You a big meat eater, Zen?

Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though.

Secret desire(s) noted.

I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen
this month? Shame on you.

Yet, you scrolled

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I provide more return than the lottery!

Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a
holiday on Barbados. Or does it?

The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first.
--
ah

Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter
Kaye's Aunt's left nipple"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
::
:: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about
:: football.
:
: Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in
: the trouser department?

is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you
being a complete ****wit?

Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his
being a complete ****wit?

Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change?

Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'?

That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident.
Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he
just wouldn't believe her.

You a big meat eater, Zen?

Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though.

Secret desire(s) noted.

I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen
this month? Shame on you.

Yet, you scrolled

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I provide more return than the lottery!

Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a
holiday on Barbados. Or does it?

The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first.

I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money.

--

Dr Zen

We were on the beach,
kissing in the sand.
I put my hand in her jeans
and she said, no, it's not right.
Hey, I said. It feels right to me.
Jeezus ****, she said,
for a writer, you don't half speak in cliches.
http://gollyg.blogspot.com

On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 13:22:57 +1000, Dr Zen
wrote:

Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter
Kaye's Aunt's left nipple"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
::
:: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about
:: football.
:
: Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in
: the trouser department?

is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you
being a complete ****wit?

Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his
being a complete ****wit?

Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change?

Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'?

That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident.
Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he
just wouldn't believe her.

You a big meat eater, Zen?

Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though.

Secret desire(s) noted.

I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen
this month? Shame on you.

Yet, you scrolled

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I provide more return than the lottery!

Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a
holiday on Barbados. Or does it?

The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first.

I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money.

I'm sure you're used to paying for it.