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Puck

Dr Zen wrote in
:

Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off
with a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off
with a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off
with a caution and it went like this:

Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got
off with a caution and it went like this:

Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
"Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.

: On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
::
:: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a ****
:: about football.
:
: Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of
: length in the trouser department?

is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to
compensate for you being a complete ****wit?

Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to
compensate for his being a complete ****wit?

Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change?

Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing
tips'?

That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside
accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a
barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her.

You a big meat eater, Zen?

Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though.

Secret desire(s) noted.

I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've
seen this month? Shame on you.

Yet, you scrolled

****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you.

I never thought I'd see Zen quoting Britney Spears lyrics.