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Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you ******* have been well Trolled.
Murder on the dancefloor, but Madonna's big dick coming out of my left
ear got off with a caution and it went like this: On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 13:22:57 +1000, Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled  ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first. I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money. I'm sure you're used to paying for it. I'm married, dude. Too ****ing right I pay for it. -- Dr Zen We were on the beach, kissing in the sand. I put my hand in her jeans and she said, no, it's not right. Hey, I said. It feels right to me. Jeezus ****, she said, for a writer, you don't half speak in cliches. http://gollyg.blogspot.com |
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#12
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Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you ******* have been well Trolled.
On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 14:41:50 +1000, Dr Zen
wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear got off with a caution and it went like this: On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 13:22:57 +1000, Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first. I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money. I'm sure you're used to paying for it. I'm married, dude. Too ****ing right I pay for it. Someone record this as the first time I've agreed with one of Zen's posts. |
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#13
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Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you ******* have been well Trolled.
Murder on the dancefloor, but Madonna's big dick coming out of my left
ear got off with a caution and it went like this: On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 14:41:50 +1000, Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear got off with a caution and it went like this: On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 13:22:57 +1000, Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first. I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money. I'm sure you're used to paying for it. I'm married, dude. Too ****ing right I pay for it. Someone record this as the first time I've agreed with one of Zen's posts. Yeah, and that same person record that I don't give a ****. -- Dr Zen We were on the beach, kissing in the sand. I put my hand in her jeans and she said, no, it's not right. Hey, I said. It feels right to me. Jeezus ****, she said, for a writer, you don't half speak in cliches. http://gollyg.blogspot.com |
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#14
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Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you ******* have been well Trolled.
On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 15:31:39 +1000, Dr Zen
wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear got off with a caution and it went like this: On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 14:41:50 +1000, Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear got off with a caution and it went like this: On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 13:22:57 +1000, Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first. I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money. I'm sure you're used to paying for it. I'm married, dude. Too ****ing right I pay for it. Someone record this as the first time I've agreed with one of Zen's posts. Yeah, and that same person record that I don't give a ****. Oh, you give a ****. |
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#15
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Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you ******* have been well Trolled.
Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first. I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money. It just won't work. Don't go away mad; just go away. -- ah |
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