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Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled :D ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. -- Dr Zen We were on the beach, kissing in the sand. I put my hand in her jeans and she said, no, it's not right. Hey, I said. It feels right to me. Jeezus ****, she said, for a writer, you don't half speak in cliches. http://gollyg.blogspot.com |
Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
"Puck" wrote in message
****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I never thought I'd see Zen quoting Britney Spears lyrics. We've all got elderly relatives. |
Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
"Dick Dotty" wrote in news:44a7f9ed$0$4373
: "Puck" wrote in message ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I never thought I'd see Zen quoting Britney Spears lyrics. We've all got elderly relatives. All except the elderly. Besides, I'd say Zen was a fairly sprightly OAP. I tend to think of him more as a mature mid-lifer. |
Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
"Puck" wrote in message
Besides, I'd say Zen was a fairly sprightly OAP. I tend to think of him more as a mature mid-lifer. There's always parole. |
Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled :D ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! -- ah |
Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled :D ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? -- Dr Zen We were on the beach, kissing in the sand. I put my hand in her jeans and she said, no, it's not right. Hey, I said. It feels right to me. Jeezus ****, she said, for a writer, you don't half speak in cliches. http://gollyg.blogspot.com |
Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
Dr Zen wrote:
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled :D ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first. -- ah |
Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with
a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled :D ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first. I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money. -- Dr Zen We were on the beach, kissing in the sand. I put my hand in her jeans and she said, no, it's not right. Hey, I said. It feels right to me. Jeezus ****, she said, for a writer, you don't half speak in cliches. http://gollyg.blogspot.com |
Megalomaniac, would you like chips with...Whatever the result you tossers have been well Trolled.
On Mon, 03 Jul 2006 13:22:57 +1000, Dr Zen
wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Dr Zen wrote: Murder on the dancefloor, but ah got off with a caution and it went like this: Steve Leyland wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Peter Kaye's Aunt's left nipple" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:23 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : wrote: : :: :: **** off grnat, some of us actually couldn't give a **** about :: football. : : Is your ridiculously long sig to compensate for a lack of length in : the trouser department? is your ridiculously unoriginal whine about my sig to compensate for you being a complete ****wit? Is your ridiculously original diatribe about your sig to compensate for his being a complete ****wit? Is your mother still sucking sailors off for loose change? Is your father still cruising the docks asking for 'sailing tips'? That's very unkind. My father died in a horrific dockside accident. Mother said a spitroast was not the same thing as a barbecue, but he just wouldn't believe her. You a big meat eater, Zen? Never touch it, son. I hear you like a bit of sausage though. Secret desire(s) noted. I scrolled all the way down for one of the lamest IKYABWAIs I've seen this month? Shame on you. Yet, you scrolled :D ****! And I just did it again. It must be something about you. I provide more return than the lottery! Ah yes, but buying a ticket for you doesn't allow me to dream of a holiday on Barbados. Or does it? The least you could do is send chokolattes or flowers, first. I want a signed promise that I get a shag before I pay out any money. I'm sure you're used to paying for it. |
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