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DSK wrote:
"Capt" Rob wrote: Black bears have killed 37 people over the last 100 years Wrong, black bears have killed 37 idiots and wimpy city boys. An animal that comes up on an old lady's back porch and eats from her dog's bowl, only to be shoo'd away by said little old lady, is not really very dangerous now is it? So you can stop wetting your pants now. Besides, bears rarely come into Noo Yawk Sitty (although I understand there is a growing coyote population in many large cities). .... Black bear males weigh in at over 400 lbs and very large specimens can exceed 500 lbs. Well, how much do you weigh now, Bubbles? Close to 400# yourself, aincha? Anyway, the record black bear is over 700# so obviously your Googling skills are a bit deficient. But very few black bears along the East Coast get anywhere near that big. .... Understand that the muscle mass of even a small black bear is many times more than a human. Especially the "muscle" mass of a human who lives in front of a computer all day, has no accomplishments in life other than to brag about his home theater. .... Black bears are known for making bluff charges when they feel threatened Uh huh. What part of "bluff" don't you understand? Please leave the bears alone. Yes, that much is good advice. DSK There were pictures a few days ago on netscape of a large orange kittycat that chased a black bear up a tree, not once, but twice...did the hissy kitty thing and off the bear went...woman took pictures from her back porch...When we camped in the UP we'd go to the local dump to watch the bears and cubs...there were always sign around that siad to stay in the car, but many didn't..had to get those pictures..never saw a bear make so much as a wink at a human..they were too busy feeding their faces. They would come into our campsite regularly looking for treats (which were either locked in the car or slung off a branch in a tree) One night a bear decided to drink the bee catcher (a Hi-C can 1/3 full with holes punched in the lid where they can crawl in but not back out...) didn't deter the bear in the least...drained the can dry abd left the seething mass of wasps, bees, and flies buzzing around in there the next morning....we would shake cans of rocks and bang spoons on the wash basin when they came too near the tent. My Dad had odd ideas of "fun".....but we did learn how to camp "for real" |
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