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Capt. Rob April 15th 06 10:01 PM

Time Marches On!!!
 
He's right, nothing tastes better than venison ,on an open
fire after you've Karate chopped a deer in the woods.


He's successfuly hunted deer with a knife and real hunters can do the
same. Anything more than a bow is a spoof of the word hunting. If you
truly "need" the meat and only have a gun to hunt with, that's another
matter.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob April 15th 06 10:02 PM

Time Marches On!!!
 
In 15 years time it is you who will be the old farts, Thomas will have
his
own ideas, which are virtually certain to differ from yours, and you
will be
wondering where you went wrong. It is called 'life'.

We don't want Thom to share our ideas. We want him to come up with
better ones. That's why we'll never be "old farts."


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron April 15th 06 11:38 PM

Time Marches On!!!
 
I took liberty to add a modicum of reality to your post....

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

No, my ability to time an incoming burger was my weapon. At 6'3 225 lbs
I was a small bouncer, but I had really good speed for any size burger and
knew how to tie up an attack of Big Macs and get it out the door.
My best weapon was knowing how to calm people down and earn my pay of a
double CheeseBurger an hour.


Bobsprit... what's your personal capsize ratio? At what angle does your pear
shaped body reach critical heel?? 21 degrees?
You should give serious consideration to a pair of Dan Wesson .454 SuperMags
in balanced belt holsters worn low to drop the CG and face it... you're way
too fat to outrun a mugger these days! Start Packin' like a man... walk
tall!

CM



John Cairns April 15th 06 11:48 PM

Time Marches On!!!
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:4Ce0g.91840$%H.25046@clgrps13...
I took liberty to add a modicum of reality to your post....

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

No, my ability to time an incoming burger was my weapon. At 6'3 225 lbs
I was a small bouncer, but I had really good speed for any size burger
and
knew how to tie up an attack of Big Macs and get it out the door.
My best weapon was knowing how to calm people down and earn my pay of a
double CheeseBurger an hour.


Bobsprit... what's your personal capsize ratio? At what angle does your
pear shaped body reach critical heel?? 21 degrees?
You should give serious consideration to a pair of Dan Wesson .454
SuperMags in balanced belt holsters worn low to drop the CG and face it...
you're way too fat to outrun a mugger these days! Start Packin' like a
man... walk tall!

CM


NYC, he can't even legally own a handgun. Now in MI, he can not only easily
own one, he can legally CARRY one just about everywhere in the state.

John Cairns



Capt. Rob April 16th 06 12:35 AM

Time Marches On!!!
 
you're way
too fat to outrun a mugger these days! Start Packin' like a man...
walk
tall!


There is no mugger, not one anywhere, who would even think of taking me
on. Only victims get mugged, which means you have to have a victim
mentality. It has nothing to do with size or fighting ability either.
Like I said, people who carry or own a gun think they need one because
they're weak. I don't need a gun because I can take care of myself.
It doesn't surprise me that a guy who owns a phoney baloney cruising
boat also thinks people need guns.

RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron April 16th 06 02:45 AM

Time Marches On!!!
 
Allow me to interpret this Bobsprit Speak...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

There is no mugger, not one anywhere, who would even think of taking me
on. [Locked securely in his Tribeca during the daylight hours ]


Only victims get mugged,[Duh!!!] which means you have to have a victim
mentality. [Read - Bobsprit dosen't go out after dark]


It has nothing to do with size or fighting ability either. [ Not when your
packin' a balanced pair or six shooters with opposite rifling]

Like I said, people who carry or own a gun think they need one because
they're weak. [ Read -Bobsprit can shoot off his mouth but can't shoot a
gun]


I don't need a gun because I can take care of myself. [ read- Bobsprit
knows how to hide and runaway... a lot]


It doesn't surprise me that a guy who owns a phoney baloney cruising
boat also thinks people need guns.[Read- Suzanne won't let me play with
anything sharper than a butter knife and refuses to buy me a gun because I
can't shoot well enough to hit the broad side of a barn while locked
inside]


CM-



Capt. Rob April 16th 06 11:27 AM

Time Marches On!!!
 
Only victims get mugged,[Duh!!!] which means you have to have a victim



I didn't expect you to understand. In most cases you need two things
for a mugging.
1) The mugger
2) Someone who can be mugged.
If you carry yourself properly you cannot be mugged. Period. So why
carry a gun for something that won't happen?

RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob April 16th 06 12:58 PM

Time Marches On!!!
 
Bwaaaaahahahhahahhahahahahaaa!
Bubbles, you've been arse up in the bilge for way to long today.


Ozzy, I suspect there would a long line of muggers waiting their turn
on you and I doubt having a gun would even slow them down. Some people
are "born victims." You're one. So is Mooron, Sloco and Doug. Easy
targets. I get a hint that Scotty Potti at least "thinks" he can handle
himself, though people offering knuckle sandwiches are generally the
type to start crying early, so who knows. One thing is for certain: I
could easily mug anyone in this group!

RB
35s5
NY


Scotty April 16th 06 01:18 PM

Time Marches On!!!
 

Ozzy wrote ...
Bwaaaaahahahhahahhahahahahaaa!
Bubbles, you've been arse up in the bilge for way to long

today.


He's waiting for his ''friend'' , BB to come by.

SV



Capt.Mooron April 16th 06 01:52 PM

Time Marches On!!!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Only victims get mugged,[Duh!!!] which means you have to have a victim



I didn't expect you to understand. In most cases you need two things
for a mugging.
1) The mugger
2) Someone who can be mugged.


Absolute BRILLIANCE!!

If you carry yourself properly you cannot be mugged. Period. So why
carry a gun for something that won't happen?


If you mean by "carry yourself"... restricting your movement to peak
daylight hours.... security terminals at both departure and arrival
points..... maintain travel to within patrolled areas.... securing yourself
within a lockable enclosure during the night.... then you've proved you have
a victim's mentality. Much like a sheep!

CM-





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