"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message

"Gary" wrote in message

This rant is soooo American. You're right, we all love you.

If they could only do the "arrogance" and "indignation" with some self
confidence it would be much more palatable! :-)

Perhaps you Cannucks would care to give us lessons.

Max

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message

"Gary" wrote in message

This rant is soooo American. You're right, we all love you.

If they could only do the "arrogance" and "indignation" with some self
confidence it would be much more palatable! :-)

Perhaps you Cannucks would care to give us lessons.

Shure thing Max..... we can do it with confidence because we have a sense
of humour! :-)

CM

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message

"Gary" wrote in message

This rant is soooo American. You're right, we all love you.

If they could only do the "arrogance" and "indignation" with some self
confidence it would be much more palatable! :-)

Perhaps you Cannucks would care to give us lessons.

Shure thing Max..... we can do it with confidence because we have a sense
of humour! :-)

You'd have to, to live in Canada. Don't fret, Mooron--if you don't tell
anyone you're Canadian, they'll just think you're an American.

Max

"Maxprop" wrote in message
You'd have to, to live in Canada. Don't fret, Mooron--if you don't tell
anyone you're Canadian, they'll just think you're an American.

No sweat Buddy.... everytime I'm visiting another country and get
belligerently drunk & verbally abusive to the locals... I make certain to
use an American drawl and praise the American virtues. I'm doin' my part to
maintain your global reputation! :-)

CM

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
You'd have to, to live in Canada. Don't fret, Mooron--if you don't tell
anyone you're Canadian, they'll just think you're an American.

No sweat Buddy.... everytime I'm visiting another country and get
belligerently drunk & verbally abusive to the locals... I make certain
to use an American drawl and praise the American virtues. I'm doin' my
part to maintain your global reputation! :-)

At least it sounds as if you're doing your part to maintain the reputation
of Texas/Oklahoma area. If you really want to emulate them, you should
always ask foreigners, "Say, (fill in the blank: Froggie, Raghead,
Krautman, Wop boy, etc.), why in hell ain't you never larned tuh speak
English, huh?"

Max

"Maxprop" wrote in message
At least it sounds as if you're doing your part to maintain the reputation
of Texas/Oklahoma area. If you really want to emulate them, you should
always ask foreigners, "Say, (fill in the blank: Froggie, Raghead,
Krautman, Wop boy, etc.), why in hell ain't you never larned tuh speak
English, huh?"

No no no Max...... it's "why the hell ain't you never larned to speak
American".... nobody from the USA refers to the language as "english"!! ;-)

CM

Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote in message

At least it sounds as if you're doing your part to maintain the reputation
of Texas/Oklahoma area. If you really want to emulate them, you should
always ask foreigners, "Say, (fill in the blank: Froggie, Raghead,
Krautman, Wop boy, etc.), why in hell ain't you never larned tuh speak
English, huh?"


No no no Max...... it's "why the hell ain't you never larned to speak
American".... nobody from the USA refers to the language as "english"!! ;-)

CM


Of course they don't. It isn't english.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
At least it sounds as if you're doing your part to maintain the
reputation of Texas/Oklahoma area. If you really want to emulate them,
you should always ask foreigners, "Say, (fill in the blank: Froggie,
Raghead, Krautman, Wop boy, etc.), why in hell ain't you never larned tuh
speak English, huh?"

No no no Max...... it's "why the hell ain't you never larned to speak
American".... nobody from the USA refers to the language as "english"!!
;-)

Sorry, slipped my mind there for a moment.

Max