"Do not lay up for yourself treasures on Earth where moth and rust
destroy and where thieves break in and steal; but lay up for yourselves

treasures in Heaven where neither moth nor rust destroys and where
thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is there
also your heart will be." -- Jesus Christ


Now THAT'S a reply!


RB

Capt. Rob wrote:
Poor Doug....this stuff seems to matter to him, so I'll smack him
around a bit!


2 family house in Brooklyn........owned
Two bedroom Apartment in Kew Gardens....owned
Two bedroom apartment in Brooklyn....financed
Beneteau 35s5...owned
2006 Subaru Tribeca....owned
2006 WRX STI.....about to be financed

That's just the tip of the iceberg. I inherited quite a nice stock
portfolio and a collection of gold coins that I've had insured for
400K. Hell, my wife's wedding and engagement ring could buy your dopey
trawler! DId I mention that my wife also owns property in Ohio or that
we bought the property her grandmother's home is on so she could live
rent free?

Gawd! Have you ever seen anything *SO* pathetic? A supposedly grown
man listing all of his "assets" on a public forum and inviting
everyone to be envious. This is one of the saddest displays I've ever
seen.

Hey Bob: an old salt once said "A monkey shows his balls and a fool
shows his money." I always wondered who that might apply to, but now
I know. So congratulations, Bob, you earned it, Monkey Balls!

Jeff wrote:
Hey Bob: an old salt once said "A monkey shows his balls and a fool
shows his money." I always wondered who that might apply to, but now I
know. So congratulations, Bob, you earned it, Monkey Balls!

Hey, we always tried to tell you that Bubbles was nuts!

Anyway, I'm curious about the "nice" stock portfolio. Most people who
hold stock categorize it as blue-chip, hi growth, utility, tech market,
etc etc. What exactly is "nice"? I'm sure Capt. America (and Joe too)
would appreciate a little market advice.

DSK

Gawd! Have you ever seen anything *SO* pathetic?


You'd have a point if you could be certain those "were" my assetts.
Still, I could post anything of that sort and get the same reaction
time and again. Whether it's real or not in no want compromises my
control of this group.


Robert B
35s5...a real boat! (maybe)
NY

Capt. Rob wrote:
Gawd! Have you ever seen anything *SO* pathetic?


You'd have a point if you could be certain those "were" my assetts.
Still, I could post anything of that sort and get the same reaction
time and again. Whether it's real or not in no want compromises my
control of this group.

Right, Monkey Balls. Would it be less less pathetic if you made it
all up just to get attention? Not really.



Robert "Monkey Balls" B
35s5...a surreal boat! (maybe)
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Gawd! Have you ever seen anything *SO* pathetic?


You'd have a point if you could be certain those "were" my assetts.
Still, I could post anything of that sort and get the same reaction
time and again. Whether it's real or not in no want compromises my
control of this group.


Robert B
35s5...a real boat! (maybe)
NY


Those assets can be checked by an asset search:

www.knowx.com

The cars, yachts, rentals, etc can all be checked and cross checked on other
databases.

Robert B
35s5...a real boat! (maybe)
NY

Those assets can be checked by an asset search:


Actually, they can't. At least not all of them.

RB
35s5...a better boat we own outright
NY

"Jeff" wrote ...

Hey Bob: an old salt once said "A monkey shows his balls and a
fool
shows his money."

Bob would show them, if'n he had any.

Scotty

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Poor Doug....this stuff seems to matter to him, so I'll smack him
around a bit!


2 family house in Brooklyn........owned
Two bedroom Apartment in Kew Gardens....owned
Two bedroom apartment in Brooklyn....financed
Beneteau 35s5...owned
2006 Subaru Tribeca....owned
2006 WRX STI.....about to be financed

That's just the tip of the iceberg. I inherited quite a nice stock
portfolio and a collection of gold coins that I've had insured for
400K. Hell, my wife's wedding and engagement ring could buy your dopey
trawler! DId I mention that my wife also owns property in Ohio or that
we bought the property her grandmother's home is on so she could live
rent free?
Doug, I'm only 43!!!! I've had some luck, no doubt about it. I
inherited the home and coins. Should I have turned it down? I'm not
rich and I still work part time. Only 43, Doug!

You're one sad dude, Doug. But the only thing that should "matter" to a
low life scum like you is that I own a better sailboat. I represent
what you failed at everytime you turn the key on that powerboat.
Frankly, after buying it, it really took some shameless balls to stay
in this group. You must have very little pride indeed! Some folks will
always have more, but it's crushing your kidneys that it's me!

Oh, and...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Capt. RB
35s5....A better sailboat than Doug has ever/will ever own!
NY

Would it be less less pathetic if you made it
all up just to get attention? Not really.



No more pathetic than you giving me all of your attention! Come on,
Jeff. Whether I'm lying and have a rowboat or I'm Donald Trump with a
custom Swan, do you really want me to stop?

RB
35s5
NY