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Jon..you're such a HOMO!
CM "JG" wrote in message ... Keep yelling nasty names Mooron. You're looking pretty dopey and it's lots of fun! -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:jU5Td.12426$9a3.7108@edtnps91... Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase... "Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!" CM "JG" wrote in message ... Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking about a normal conversation. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have handling women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now, however, your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing so he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas. What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable! May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake. Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot face the manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to make her walk the plank at the point of a sword. Mere child's play. Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor". In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore the advise of someone who succeeds at failure. Capt. Mooron S.V. Overproof! |
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