"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Jon..you're such a HOMO!
CM
"JG" wrote in message
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Keep yelling nasty names Mooron. You're looking pretty dopey and it's
lots of fun!
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase...
"Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!"
CM
"JG" wrote in message
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Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking
about a normal conversation.
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you
have handling
women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now,
however,
your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by
sailing so
he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on
the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy
females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water
yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean,
shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really
quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the
high seas.
What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to
assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my
responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who
does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at
all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the
Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable!
May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty
demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea....
only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when
I was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North
Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue
in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft
vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas
than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake.
Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you
cannot face the
manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about
controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit
badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity
female is to make her walk the plank at the point
of a sword. Mere child's play.
Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and
face the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask
at mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean,
in a small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor".
In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years
compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to
ignore the advise of someone who succeeds at failure.
Capt. Mooron
S.V. Overproof!