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Put 5 chimps in a cage and hang bananas up higher than they can reach. Put
in a ladder - but whenever a chimp tries to use it knock him off it with a fire hose then hose down all the others too. Pretty soon you can put away the hose cuz the chimps wont let each other near the ladder! Now replace one chimp. The new one will try but the others will beat the crap out of him. Now replace yet another. The second newest will join the others in attacking the new guy if he touches the ladder. Keep replacing chimps til none left have ever been hosed down - they don't know why but none will touch or allow another to touch the ladder. Thats how god made Joe and others love Bush. They can't say why but you better love him to - or else! |
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Put 5 Vitos in a cage and hang bananas up higher than he can reach.
Put in a ladder - and Vito will have no clue how to use the ladder. Thats how god made all Vito's and Kerry supporters. Thats why they lost the election. Thats why they will never had a chance. They just dont get it. Bwahahahahahhaa |
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