Put 5 chimps in a cage and hang bananas up higher than they can reach. Put
in a ladder - but whenever a chimp tries to use it knock him off it with a
fire hose then hose down all the others too. Pretty soon you can put away
the hose cuz the chimps wont let each other near the ladder! Now replace
one chimp. The new one will try but the others will beat the crap out of
him. Now replace yet another. The second newest will join the others in
attacking the new guy if he touches the ladder. Keep replacing chimps til
none left have ever been hosed down - they don't know why but none will
touch or allow another to touch the ladder. Thats how god made Joe and
others love Bush. They can't say why but you better love him to - or else!