"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

We Floridians get thin blood from all the usual hot temperatures.

And, besides, I'm not lucky enough to have a five-foot-nine, hot
woman to snuggle up to at night like the most fortunate Mr. Sails.

Try a standard poodle. I believe that's what Mr. Sails uses to keep warm
when in the doghouse, which is fairly frequently, IIRC.

Max