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Overproof December 12th 04 10:33 PM

On axis.... Bwahahahahahahahahahhahaaaa!!!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
I worried that he would not understand what "on axis" meant when I tried to
explain the basics to him. Waste of time really.

Cheers

Bobsprit wrote:

Wake up... no professional photographer gets "red-eye"... really!
Even Wedding Photographers don't get red eye....


They use off camera flash units Mooron. Get it? And they still have the
problem
on occasion, especially in dark rooms.
The camera you questioned had a built in flash. We're all waiting (and so
is
Nikon, Canon, Olympus, Sony) on how to cure red eye 100% with built in
flash.....and waiting....and waiting...and waiting!

STOMP!!! Bwahahahahahaha!

RB





Nav December 12th 04 10:42 PM

No need to cry. If you ask nicely we'll explain it to you.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

On axis.... Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

I worried that he would not understand what "on axis" meant when I tried to
explain the basics to him. Waste of time really.

Cheers

Bobsprit wrote:


Wake up... no professional photographer gets "red-eye"... really!
Even Wedding Photographers don't get red eye....


They use off camera flash units Mooron. Get it? And they still have the
problem
on occasion, especially in dark rooms.
The camera you questioned had a built in flash. We're all waiting (and so
is
Nikon, Canon, Olympus, Sony) on how to cure red eye 100% with built in
flash.....and waiting....and waiting...and waiting!

STOMP!!! Bwahahahahahaha!

RB






Nav December 12th 04 11:08 PM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Still claiming your lens is a 2000 mm F5.6???

Bwhahahhahaha



It's not a claim...


No -it's pure fiction. It's not f5.6 at 1000mm either.

Bwhahahhahahhahaha

Cheers




Overproof December 13th 04 12:47 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Still claiming your lens is a 2000 mm F5.6???

Bwhahahhahaha



It's not a claim...


No -it's pure fiction. It's not f5.6 at 1000mm either.

Bwhahahhahahhahaha


That's not at all what I said..... you'd better read the original post for
content this time.

CM



Overproof December 13th 04 12:47 AM

I don't ever get red eye... on any shots.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
No need to cry. If you ask nicely we'll explain it to you.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

On axis.... Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

I worried that he would not understand what "on axis" meant when I tried
to explain the basics to him. Waste of time really.

Cheers

Bobsprit wrote:


Wake up... no professional photographer gets "red-eye"... really!
Even Wedding Photographers don't get red eye....


They use off camera flash units Mooron. Get it? And they still have the
problem
on occasion, especially in dark rooms.
The camera you questioned had a built in flash. We're all waiting (and
so is
Nikon, Canon, Olympus, Sony) on how to cure red eye 100% with built in
flash.....and waiting....and waiting...and waiting!

STOMP!!! Bwahahahahahaha!

RB







Overproof December 13th 04 02:38 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I don't ever get red eye... on any shots.



We're all waiting...no redeye from a camera with built in flash ever....?
C'mon, we'll make millions!

Sad truth is....Mooron won't ever answer. He can't. He can only pretend to
know
about something. And that's the sad fact.


let's see.....

I've been doing photography on a professional basis for over 20 years.
I currently own a Nikon F4 , Nikonos, Kodak DC290.
I've taken underwater video footage

Guess what.... never had a shot with red eye.

....and will you friggin pair of cry babies quit with the whining about
"built in" camera flash!!

CM



Overproof December 13th 04 05:15 PM


wrote in message

Yeah, Moron is a professional. He has to put a black bar over the eyes
of the little kids in the photos so they can't be identified. Hence,
no red-eye.


Odd.... is kiddie porn always on your mind Bill-Bob?



Overproof December 13th 04 05:16 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
...and will you friggin pair of cry babies quit with the whining about
"built in" camera flash!!

It's part of what causes red eye. Except for you, who can avoid it with
such
cameras.


What a bunch of crap..... it does not cause red eye.... not knowing how to
take a photo causes red eye.

CM



Bobsprit December 13th 04 06:18 PM

It's part of what causes red eye. Except for you, who can avoid it with
such
cameras.


What a bunch of crap..... it does not cause red eye..


No??? Damn!!! All those camera makers have it wrong then!!!!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit December 13th 04 06:18 PM

Odd.... is kiddie porn always on your mind Bill-Bob?


Now THAT'S an odd reply!

A bit creepy for sure.

RB


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