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Bobsprit December 14th 04 12:54 PM

-Not a viable technique at a wedding, party or any other candid shot!-

WHAT!!! Ha ha ha.... you're kidding us right?


Right...the guy at the wedding with the Canon elf tells everyone to look at his
forehead, waves a toy, flips on the red-eye-reduction and shoots away!!!

Bwahahahahaha! Mooron, this is your biggest loss yet. It would be sad if you
weren't soooo busted! I especially enjoyed the idea of creating a bounce flash
on the average digicam!!!!

RB

Bobsprit December 14th 04 12:56 PM

Yeah... but it says with a red-eye reduction feature... for simpletons like
yourself.

I think we need TWO forks for Mooron!!! Shall I drag him around further?
Let's!!!!
Say, Mooron, what problems does red-eye-reduction present in candid group
shots? Why do the "pros" like yourself avoid using it???

This'll be a pip!

RB

Capt. Neal® December 14th 04 12:56 PM

You constantly brag about having the best cameras
and you never cease to expound on your skills at
photo editing and you claim to be such an expert
on photography yet your pictures on your website
are amateur efforts at best.

You need to put up some professional quality
photos or shut your yap because amateur efforts
combined with professional braggadocio makes
you look just a bit inconsistent.

We all would like to believe that you do, indeed,
own the very best equipment and possess the
knowledge of a professional but, as for me,
it strains credulity for me to do so.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
-Can't always do that, now can we???!!-


Sure you can....

Uh, no you can't. At a party you often can't control anything. That's why color
retouch kits have been around for years for the pros.

RB


Bobsprit December 14th 04 12:57 PM

Now you want to tell me red-eye is going to show on a group of people with a
flash... taking a shot of the group... and you get red-eye... Oh Okay...


Nav, I truly doubt Mooron has ANY camera gear or knows anything about lenses.
He's just bored.

RB

Bobsprit December 14th 04 01:07 PM

We all would like to believe that you do, indeed,
own the very best equipment and possess the
knowledge of a professional but, as for me,
it strains credulity for me to do so.


I certainly never claimed to have the "best" camera gear. My digital Nikon D70
SLR package costs around 2K, hardly high end. My smaller than a credit card,
Pentax Optio S50 package cost 400.00...it IS the best TINY camera you could
buy.
But best camera gear? Nope, never said it.

RB

Bobsprit December 14th 04 01:15 PM

That's because you are LYING and you know nothing about photography or
how it works. You apparently don't even completely understand what causes
red-eye in the forst place. I'm thinking you may have confused it with
brown-eye.

Listen, Mooron has been more exposed than a case of ASA 3200 Kodak pro film
shot into the sun!!!!
But the bit about making a bounce card for a small digicam WAS funny! The best
part is that Mooron has the "courage" to continue his lies without even
googling up a few facts. He doesn't even know what a flash bounce is! Where
would he bounce a weak fixed flash to? Maybe he'd build a mirror bounce box in
miniature and epoxy it to the front!??? He's some pro. Prophylactic that is!!!

RB

Overproof December 14th 04 08:53 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
I certainly never claimed to have the "best" camera gear. My digital Nikon
D70
SLR package costs around 2K, hardly high end.


Crap you say..... $1349 Canadian right now here in Hailfax.

My smaller than a credit card,
Pentax Optio S50 package cost 400.00...it IS the best TINY camera you
could
buy.


Did you just write this above..[ "I certainly never claimed to have the
"best" camera gear"]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!

But best camera gear? Nope, never said it.


Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!

CM



Overproof December 14th 04 08:56 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
You can't always take measures! Red eye happens, especially with fast
candid
shooting with groups of people. You can't avoid it 100% unless you can
control
where EVERYONE is looking!


Here's a handy Hint.... Try controling when and where you are shooting
Bob.....

Mooron, you really swallowed the whole shoe store!


You're dreamin' again.... like claiming you had the best camera gear around
and yet can't take a decent photo with it.

CM



Bobsprit December 14th 04 09:54 PM

where EVERYONE is looking!

Here's a handy Hint.... Try controling when and where you are shooting
Bob.....

Mooron, you can't possibly be this dumb, could you? Did you ever shoot an
event, party or even a baby? Try "controlling" that!

Bwahahahahaha! Make that THREE forks!

RB

Bobsprit December 14th 04 09:57 PM

and yet can't take a decent photo with it.

And yet Mooron writes....

Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye! It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Make that FOUR forks!!!! Bwahahahaha!

RB


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