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Bobsprit December 8th 04 06:17 PM

The Perfect Baby
 
Okay...he's not perfect! But he is pretty adorable.

Shot with the new camera (Nikon D70 with 50mm 1.8 lens).

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/50tom2.jpg

Capt RB

Bob Crantz December 8th 04 06:34 PM

Is that runt Baptized yet?

Better do it soon. He is not old enough to accept Jesus on his own free
will.

Get him some protection now before it is too late.

Bob Crantz


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Okay...he's not perfect! But he is pretty adorable.

Shot with the new camera (Nikon D70 with 50mm 1.8 lens).

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/50tom2.jpg

Capt RB




Overproof December 8th 04 10:54 PM

Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Okay...he's not perfect! But he is pretty adorable.

Shot with the new camera (Nikon D70 with 50mm 1.8 lens).

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/50tom2.jpg

Capt RB




Thom Stewart December 9th 04 02:45 AM

Oz,

According to the "So called Christians" he'll not be able to enter
Heaven if not Baptized. Makes you think doesn't it? He wouldn't be in
the company of Cheney, Rumfield, etc.

Ole Thom


Bobsprit December 9th 04 02:21 PM

Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB

Nav December 9th 04 09:17 PM

When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the human
eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_ happens
with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis) flash.
Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not prevent it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:

Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB



Overproof December 9th 04 10:41 PM

Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...
When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the human
eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_ happens
with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis) flash.
Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not prevent it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:

Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB





Scout December 9th 04 10:44 PM

Nice shot Bob. Did you bounce the flash off the ceiling?
Scout

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Okay...he's not perfect! But he is pretty adorable.

Shot with the new camera (Nikon D70 with 50mm 1.8 lens).

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/50tom2.jpg

Capt RB




Nav December 9th 04 10:50 PM

You need them!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...

When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the human
eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_ happens
with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis) flash.
Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not prevent it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:


Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB






Overproof December 9th 04 10:54 PM

Yet here you are regaling us with a basic primer in photography as if you
knew what you were talking about... and that it mattered.

Scurry off now... come back and talk to me when you've accumulated some
experience and equipment.

CM


"Nav" wrote in message
...
You need them!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...

When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the human
eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_ happens
with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis) flash.
Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not prevent
it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:


Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB







Nav December 9th 04 11:33 PM

I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Yet here you are regaling us with a basic primer in photography as if you
knew what you were talking about... and that it mattered.

Scurry off now... come back and talk to me when you've accumulated some
experience and equipment.

CM


"Nav" wrote in message
...

You need them!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...


When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the human
eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_ happens
with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis) flash.
Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not prevent
it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:



Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB






Overproof December 10th 04 12:31 AM

No you don't.....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6.

Fitted to my Nikon F4....

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Yet here you are regaling us with a basic primer in photography as if you
knew what you were talking about... and that it mattered.

Scurry off now... come back and talk to me when you've accumulated some
experience and equipment.

CM


"Nav" wrote in message
...

You need them!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...


When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the human
eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_ happens
with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis) flash.
Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not prevent
it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:



Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB








Nav December 10th 04 12:37 AM

Mine's a LOT longer.

Bwhahhahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

No you don't.....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6.

Fitted to my Nikon F4....

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Yet here you are regaling us with a basic primer in photography as if you
knew what you were talking about... and that it mattered.

Scurry off now... come back and talk to me when you've accumulated some
experience and equipment.

CM


"Nav" wrote in message
...


You need them!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...



When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the human
eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_ happens
with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis) flash.
Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not prevent
it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:




Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB






Overproof December 10th 04 12:51 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...
Mine's a LOT longer.

Bwhahhahaha

Cheers


It's not "yours"....

CM



Nav December 10th 04 01:04 AM

Oh yes it is!

Bwhahahhahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Mine's a LOT longer.

Bwhahhahaha

Cheers



It's not "yours"....

CM




Nav December 10th 04 01:16 AM

Hey, care to revise that claim about F5.6 at 2000 mm?

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

No you don't.....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6.

Fitted to my Nikon F4....

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Yet here you are regaling us with a basic primer in photography as if you
knew what you were talking about... and that it mattered.

Scurry off now... come back and talk to me when you've accumulated some
experience and equipment.

CM


"Nav" wrote in message
...


You need them!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...



When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the human
eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_ happens
with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis) flash.
Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not prevent
it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:




Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB






Overproof December 10th 04 02:00 AM

Show and tell time Navvie..... put up or shut up!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Oh yes it is!

Bwhahahhahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Mine's a LOT longer.

Bwhahhahaha

Cheers



It's not "yours"....

CM






Overproof December 10th 04 02:01 AM

Nope.... the lens is F5.6.... F11 with the doubler attached.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Hey, care to revise that claim about F5.6 at 2000 mm?

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

No you don't.....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6.

Fitted to my Nikon F4....

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Yet here you are regaling us with a basic primer in photography as if
you knew what you were talking about... and that it mattered.

Scurry off now... come back and talk to me when you've accumulated some
experience and equipment.

CM


"Nav" wrote in message
...


You need them!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...



When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the
human eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_
happens with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis)
flash. Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not
prevent it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:




Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB








Nav December 10th 04 02:13 AM

YOU'RE BUSTED!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Show and tell time Navvie..... put up or shut up!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Oh yes it is!

Bwhahahhahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Mine's a LOT longer.

Bwhahhahaha

Cheers


It's not "yours"....

CM







Nav December 10th 04 02:16 AM

So, it's not a 2000mm f5.6 telephoto is it?

Hahahhahahahah

Want to have another look at what f number it is at 1000mm?

RB got you nailed to rights. You really know nothing about photography!

Cheers


Overproof wrote:

Nope.... the lens is F5.6.... F11 with the doubler attached.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Hey, care to revise that claim about F5.6 at 2000 mm?

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


No you don't.....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6.

Fitted to my Nikon F4....

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



Yet here you are regaling us with a basic primer in photography as if
you knew what you were talking about... and that it mattered.

Scurry off now... come back and talk to me when you've accumulated some
experience and equipment.

CM


"Nav" wrote in message
...



You need them!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:




Bwahahahahaha.... Nav giving me lessons on photography!!????


You sound just like Bob..... Way to Go!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...




When are you going to tell him that red eye is a property of the
human eye -it's the reflection of light from the retina. It _always_
happens with a subject looking at the camera and a built in (on axis)
flash. Closing the subject's pupil with a preflash helps but does not
prevent it.

Cheers


Bobsprit wrote:





Nice shot Bob..... and look no red eye!

It must be the Nikon Eh? :-)

Are you SURE there's no redeye? Look at again.

RB






Overproof December 10th 04 02:32 AM

No... what I am..... is waiting for you to put up or shut up.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
YOU'RE BUSTED!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Show and tell time Navvie..... put up or shut up!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Oh yes it is!

Bwhahahhahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Mine's a LOT longer.

Bwhahhahaha

Cheers


It's not "yours"....

CM









Nav December 10th 04 02:38 AM

I'd say that since you have now admitted you don't have a 2000mm f5.6
there is nothing for me to put up at all. What are you thinking of?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

No... what I am..... is waiting for you to put up or shut up.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

YOU'RE BUSTED!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Show and tell time Navvie..... put up or shut up!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Oh yes it is!

Bwhahahhahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



"Nav" wrote in message
...



Mine's a LOT longer.

Bwhahhahaha

Cheers


It's not "yours"....

CM








Nav December 10th 04 02:41 AM



Overproof wrote:

Best you re-read what I wrote ... then see how easily you leap at shadows
without comprehending what you are jumping at.

You are leaping to false assumptions .... as usual Nav.

Here... just to help you out....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6



And it isn't is it?

Bwhhahahahhaha


Gawd but you are the architect of your own idiocy at times Nav...



WOW! This from a man who doesn't actally know what lens he's got.

How DID I know that?

Cheers


Overproof December 10th 04 02:47 AM

I haven't said any such thing... you'd better check the medications you are
on.

Put Up or Shut Up Nav... what's it gonna be?

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
I'd say that since you have now admitted you don't have a 2000mm f5.6
there is nothing for me to put up at all. What are you thinking of?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

No... what I am..... is waiting for you to put up or shut up.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

YOU'RE BUSTED!

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Show and tell time Navvie..... put up or shut up!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Oh yes it is!

Bwhahahhahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



"Nav" wrote in message
...



Mine's a LOT longer.

Bwhahhahaha

Cheers


It's not "yours"....

CM










Nav December 10th 04 02:53 AM



Overproof wrote:

I haven't said any such thing... you'd better check the medications you are
on.


Ahem. The record shows:
"
No you don't.....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6.

Fitted to my Nikon F4....

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message

I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers"



Better ease up on the booze your memory is failing.

Cheers


Nav December 10th 04 02:57 AM

And then you posted:

"Nope.... the lens is F5.6.... F11 with the doubler attached."


So it is not 2000 mm is it? When extended to 2000 by an extra lens it's
not f5.6 either.

Double busted.

Cheers

Nav wrote:



Overproof wrote:

I haven't said any such thing... you'd better check the medications
you are on.


Ahem. The record shows:
"
No you don't.....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6.

Fitted to my Nikon F4....

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message

I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers"



Better ease up on the booze your memory is failing.

Cheers



Scott Vernon December 10th 04 02:59 AM


"Nav" wrote

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.



I have a 40X cat scope on my 22 rifle.

Scotty



Nav December 10th 04 03:01 AM

I have a nasty man in mine... ;-)

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

"Nav" wrote

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.




I have a 40X cat scope on my 22 rifle.

Scotty




Bobsprit December 10th 04 03:22 AM

Nice shot Bob. Did you bounce the flash off the ceiling?
Scout


Thanks....Nikon D70 with wireless SB600 flash, 50mm 1.8 prime lens. Flash is up
high on a shelf.

RB

Overproof December 10th 04 06:21 PM

Nav ole Boy... that doesn't mean it's not an F5.6 lens does it?
I stated it's an F11 with the doubler didn't I?

So you are wrong on 2 points aren't you?

As usual!

CM


"Nav" wrote in message
...
And then you posted:

"Nope.... the lens is F5.6.... F11 with the doubler attached."


So it is not 2000 mm is it? When extended to 2000 by an extra lens it's
not f5.6 either.

Double busted.

Cheers

Nav wrote:



Overproof wrote:

I haven't said any such thing... you'd better check the medications you
are on.


Ahem. The record shows:
"
No you don't.....

500-2000mm Telephoto, F5.6.

Fitted to my Nikon F4....

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message

I bet I've got a longer lens than you!

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers"



Better ease up on the booze your memory is failing.

Cheers





Overproof December 10th 04 06:22 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Nav" wrote

Then again I also have a 500mm Cat Lens and a really excellent 17mm.



I have a 40X cat scope on my 22 rifle.


Gotta love those donut highlights on the Catadioptric lens...

CM



Overproof December 10th 04 06:23 PM


"Nav" wrote in message

I have a nasty man in mine... ;-)


I ain't touchin' that line.....

CM



Overproof December 10th 04 06:26 PM


"Nav" wrote in message
And it isn't is it?

Bwhhahahahhaha


But it is.... and please quit laughing like a Hyeana on acid... it reads as
ridiculous!

WOW! This from a man who doesn't actally know what lens he's got.


Of course I know what I have Nav... you just can't comprehend the basics of
photography.

How DID I know that?


You didn't....... obviously!

CM



Overproof December 10th 04 06:28 PM

Please Bob.... it's the best 35mm camera ever made.... way better than the
Nikon F5.
The body alone is worth more than your midrange telescope!
add the data back and all the accoutrements .... which I have..... well,
lets just say anything you have sucks by comparison.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Fitted to my Nikon F4....


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

RB




Overproof December 10th 04 06:31 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Nice shot Bob. Did you bounce the flash off the ceiling?
Scout


Thanks....Nikon D70 with wireless SB600 flash, 50mm 1.8 prime lens. Flash
is up
high on a shelf.


You should have thought that out a bit better Bob.... nontheless... not
bad for an amateur with a midrange digital. Not good nor great by any means
though....

Glad you finally learned about "red-eye".......

CM




Bobsprit December 10th 04 10:22 PM

Please Bob.... it's the best 35mm camera ever made.... way better than the
Nikon F5.
The body alone is worth more than your midrange telescope!


I owned a few Nikons. Solid cameras that were cheap enough to not worry to much
about. But like may serious shooters, I used Lieca bodies and lenses with were
a major cut above, from fit an finish to mirror slap, they just outgunned the
Nikons and had the best optics around.
Nikon F4? Why not tell us you had a Minolta Maxum while you're at it! You can
pick up a Nikon F4 body for about 350.00. Low cost body to say the least. Check
ebay.

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 04 10:23 PM

You should have thought that out a bit better Bob.... nontheless... not
bad for an amateur with a midrange digital. Not good nor great by any means
though....

Wonder what mooron means by midrange digital. The D70 is not a midrange
digital. Not here or anywhere. It's an entry level DSLR.

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 04 10:24 PM

Glad you finally learned about "red-eye"......


We're still waiting to hear how a camera with built in flash can knock it out
all the time.
And waiting...and waiting....

RB

Overproof December 10th 04 11:25 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
I owned a few Nikons. Solid cameras that were cheap enough to not worry to
much
about. But like may serious shooters, I used Lieca bodies and lenses with
were
a major cut above, from fit an finish to mirror slap, they just outgunned
the
Nikons and had the best optics around.
Nikon F4? Why not tell us you had a Minolta Maxum while you're at it! You
can
pick up a Nikon F4 body for about 350.00. Low cost body to say the least.
Check
ebay.



That about spells out how little you know about the Nikon F4 body [titanium
steel]... never mind the 1/8000 shutterspeeds. Still the best SLR you can
buy. The original price tag was $2800 for the body... no lens. I have 10
lenses from 17mm to the Telephoto 500/2000.

Low Cost indeed ... from a person claiming to have the best telescope
available to the public that costs less than my camera body!

Pathetic!

CM



Overproof December 10th 04 11:26 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You should have thought that out a bit better Bob.... nontheless... not
bad for an amateur with a midrange digital. Not good nor great by any
means
though....

Wonder what mooron means by midrange digital. The D70 is not a midrange
digital. Not here or anywhere. It's an entry level DSLR.


At around $600 it's a midrange Digital Single Reflex camera.... it's still
a friggin digital Bob!

CM




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