Ouch!.... bet that hurt!.... Right away!

:-)

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Sure, anything you say.

Cheers


Overproof wrote:

Great... you can finally get the seaweed off the prop so you don't get
stranded just outside the harbour on a nice breezy day.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

But it's Christmas and the post from Canada is sooooooooo slow. I want to
get Ella hauled before I set sail for my summer cruise.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Wait till the darned money arrives....

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


What's your mail addy?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



"Nav" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:





Just accept the fact that you don't have a clue as to what causes
red eye.... if you did.. it wouldn't happen. That Lil' Billiard Boy
is just the facts! Deal with it..... or mail me a certified money
order and I'll provide you with a detailed explanation.


Don't forget my copyright fees!


Mail me the address... I'll forward the 10% as soon as Bill sends the
money order. :-D

CM

C'mon Mooron impress me with this wit you brag about -not such childish
school yard stuff. Or are you just giggling at the monitor ... again?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Ouch!.... bet that hurt!.... Right away!

:-)

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Sure, anything you say.

Cheers


Overproof wrote:


Great... you can finally get the seaweed off the prop so you don't get
stranded just outside the harbour on a nice breezy day.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


But it's Christmas and the post from Canada is sooooooooo slow. I want to
get Ella hauled before I set sail for my summer cruise.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



Wait till the darned money arrives....

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...



What's your mail addy?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:




"Nav" wrote in message
...




Overproof wrote:






Just accept the fact that you don't have a clue as to what causes
red eye.... if you did.. it wouldn't happen. That Lil' Billiard Boy
is just the facts! Deal with it..... or mail me a certified money
order and I'll provide you with a detailed explanation.


Don't forget my copyright fees!


Mail me the address... I'll forward the 10% as soon as Bill sends the
money order. :-D

CM

http://www.epinions.com/elec-review-...3907D24E-prod5

Boy are you ever dense.... it's an article about how not to get red eye...
which you claim can't be avoided and that all photographers suffer from....
Thanks for posting the proof that you are an IDIOT!


GREAT!!!! Mooron says the site gives the info, so let's have a look...

Increase the ambient light level in the room. Situate subjects near light
sources such as lamps, overhead lights, etc. This will cause your subjects
pupils to close down and thus reduce the likelihood of red-eye problems.

-Can't always do that, now can we???!!-

Do not wave a favorite toy to get children to look at the camera. This will
cause the pupils of their eyes to dilate.

-Can't always do that either!!!-

Have subjects look at your forehead when taking photos. Your subjects will
still look like they are staring right into your camera. This approach changes
the angle of light.

-Not a viable technique at a wedding, party or any other candid shot!-

If your camera has a Red-eye Reduction feature, turn it on. Remember though,
this will reduce; not totally eliminate red-eye. Gently press the shutter
button half way until you get a flash confirmation/charge signal. Then take the
photo.

-REDUCE only!-

Ideally, if you have an SLR camera with an external flash with a swivel head,
bounce the flash head at 45 degrees. Moving the flash as far away from the lens
axis is better. You can use a Stroboframeâ„¢ and fire the flash off the camera.

-Yup, but we're talking about built in flash units.-

Anyone want to stick a fork in Mooron? He'd DONE!!!!!

Bwahahahahahaaha! SWEET!

RB

Boy... see I knew you had a clue as to what causes red-eye.... now what
measures would you take to negate this effect?


You can't always take measures! Red eye happens, especially with fast candid
shooting with groups of people. You can't avoid it 100% unless you can control
where EVERYONE is looking!
Mooron, you really swallowed the whole shoe store!

RB

Bobsprit wrote:



Do not wave a favorite toy to get children to look at the camera. This will
cause the pupils of their eyes to dilate.


Mooron can wave a toy in front of all his freinds eyes and get them to
dilate!

Cheers

I've slapped you six ways to Sunday and frankly my keyboard fingers have
calluses... both of them.

Not to mention I'm out of rum and have been sober for the last 3 days....
that alone is bothersome.

Never mind... what's this..... I just found a blunt under the keyboard...
hey... luv to stay and chat but I gotta head to the chook cop and light this
baby up!!

Woooooo Yeah!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...
C'mon Mooron impress me with this wit you brag about -not such childish
school yard stuff. Or are you just giggling at the monitor ... again?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Ouch!.... bet that hurt!.... Right away!

:-)

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Sure, anything you say.

Cheers


Overproof wrote:


Great... you can finally get the seaweed off the prop so you don't get
stranded just outside the harbour on a nice breezy day.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


But it's Christmas and the post from Canada is sooooooooo slow. I want
to get Ella hauled before I set sail for my summer cruise.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



Wait till the darned money arrives....

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...



What's your mail addy?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:




"Nav" wrote in message
...




Overproof wrote:






Just accept the fact that you don't have a clue as to what causes
red eye.... if you did.. it wouldn't happen. That Lil' Billiard
Boy is just the facts! Deal with it..... or mail me a certified
money order and I'll provide you with a detailed explanation.


Don't forget my copyright fees!


Mail me the address... I'll forward the 10% as soon as Bill sends
the money order. :-D

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message


-Can't always do that, now can we???!!-

Sure you can....



-Not a viable technique at a wedding, party or any other candid shot!-

WHAT!!! Ha ha ha.... you're kidding us right?

-REDUCE only!-

Yeah... but it says with a red-eye reduction feature... for simpletons like
yourself.

....and

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Boy... see I knew you had a clue as to what causes red-eye.... now what
measures would you take to negate this effect?


You can't always take measures! Red eye happens, especially with fast
candid
shooting with groups of people. You can't avoid it 100% unless you can
control
where EVERYONE is looking!
Mooron, you really swallowed the whole shoe store!

Now you want to tell me red-eye is going to show on a group of people with a
flash... taking a shot of the group... and you get red-eye... Oh Okay...
look I'd like to continue this... get some experience and get back to me...
I've got a blunt to smoke.

CM

Of course you have. Sleep well.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

I've slapped you six ways to Sunday and frankly my keyboard fingers have
calluses... both of them.

Not to mention I'm out of rum and have been sober for the last 3 days....
that alone is bothersome.

Never mind... what's this..... I just found a blunt under the keyboard...
hey... luv to stay and chat but I gotta head to the chook cop and light this
baby up!!

Woooooo Yeah!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...

C'mon Mooron impress me with this wit you brag about -not such childish
school yard stuff. Or are you just giggling at the monitor ... again?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Ouch!.... bet that hurt!.... Right away!

:-)

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Sure, anything you say.

Cheers


Overproof wrote:



Great... you can finally get the seaweed off the prop so you don't get
stranded just outside the harbour on a nice breezy day.

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...



But it's Christmas and the post from Canada is sooooooooo slow. I want
to get Ella hauled before I set sail for my summer cruise.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:




Wait till the darned money arrives....

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...




What's your mail addy?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:





"Nav" wrote in message
...





Overproof wrote:







Just accept the fact that you don't have a clue as to what causes
red eye.... if you did.. it wouldn't happen. That Lil' Billiard
Boy is just the facts! Deal with it..... or mail me a certified
money order and I'll provide you with a detailed explanation.


Don't forget my copyright fees!


Mail me the address... I'll forward the 10% as soon as Bill sends
the money order. :-D

CM

-Can't always do that, now can we???!!-

Sure you can....

Uh, no you can't. At a party you often can't control anything. That's why color
retouch kits have been around for years for the pros.

RB