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Overproof December 1st 04 09:30 PM


"Nav" wrote in message
Yep. Don't need a replica Rambo knife, nor a big dog nor a pump action
shotgun. I've got a lovely woman sleeping with me instead.



You are friggin' dreamin' Navvie.... or payin' for it! Then again do you
get a discount for the sleep time... I mean really... 30 seconds of work and
8 hours sleep??

Any way... regarding my female companions.... I never let them stay over at
my place.... I go to their place.


Do you have lots of enemies or something?


What a stupid question..... with my personality I make enemies as quikly as
I rid myself of them! My old dog has the record of having bitten or attacked
over 30 people in 12 years. Every one of them on the property... at my
command. I've shot 2 of the locals.. just wounded them. The property is
posted... " No Tresspassing - Final Notice - Violators Assumed Armed &
Hostile - We Respond Accordingly"

CM



Nav December 1st 04 09:34 PM

O le puta i Tufa

Cheers

Overproof wrote:
Oh you bet Kitty...... those marbles would be skippin' down the sidewalk
before Ozzy knew you clipped his purse.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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Buckmaster knife... Is it keen to cut something?


OzOne wrote in message
. ..

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:27:03 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:


OZ!!!!!!!!!! behave.

Cheers

She's gonna kill me ...Right?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







Nav December 1st 04 09:38 PM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Do you have lots of enemies or something?



What a stupid question..... with my personality I make enemies as quikly as
I rid myself of them! My old dog has the record of having bitten or attacked
over 30 people in 12 years. Every one of them on the property... at my
command. I've shot 2 of the locals.. just wounded them. The property is
posted... " No Tresspassing - Final Notice - Violators Assumed Armed &
Hostile - We Respond Accordingly"


If true, I fear that it will not end well. Does your 'Samoan' extend to:

O le lima e paia le mata?

Cheers


Overproof December 1st 04 10:56 PM


"Nav" wrote in message
If true, I fear that it will not end well.


Uma Lava pilikaki.... ??

Does your 'Samoan' extend to:
O le lima e paia le mata?


Kalo Fi !

Fafetai Tele Lava... Oufa!

CM



Donal December 1st 04 11:38 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Overproof" wrote


Last night I sampled a fine dark Warthog!



TMI


Admit it Scotty .... you're jealous!!!




Regards


Donal
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Donal December 1st 04 11:43 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

Nah, wouldn't want to stand in line behind the pigs.

Time for bed, bob's calling.

Scotty


Really!!!


Regards


Donal
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Nav December 2nd 04 03:17 AM

Kalo Fi? Pilikaki?

Did you know the Samoan language has only 14 letters -which does not
include k?

Bwhahhahahaha

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message

If true, I fear that it will not end well.



Uma Lava pilikaki.... ??


Does your 'Samoan' extend to:
O le lima e paia le mata?



Kalo Fi !

Fafetai Tele Lava... Oufa!

CM




Scott Vernon December 2nd 04 05:14 AM


"Nav" wrote ...

tonight I've got a lovely woman sleeping with me instead


of the usual sheep?



Horvath December 2nd 04 12:17 PM

On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:14:21 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:


"Nav" wrote ...

tonight I've got a lovely woman sleeping with me instead


of the usual sheep?



Wait til he wakes up, and learns the meaning of "coyote ugly."





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Scott Vernon December 2nd 04 01:13 PM

"Horvath" wrote

tonight I've got a lovely woman sleeping with me instead


of the usual sheep?



Wait till She wakes up, and learns the meaning of "coyote ugly."






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