Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Those little spikes are sooooooooooooo macho. Really I'm soooooooooo
jealous! I've only got a little penknife - but it works really well.


Ya... I bet you just luv slippin' a shiv into that envelope with your highly
modified letter opener!


No, I tear envelopes open. The penknife cuts tape and whipping cord etc.
My tools are functional rather than decorative.

Cheers

Actually .... the idea is to get him to post first and laugh.... I'd never
get drunk enough to compete against a man descended from successful Sheep
Herders!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
DON'T. DON"T DO THAT! MOORON, tomoorow you'll be sober and you'll regret
it!

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:TB9rd.212539$df2.27858@edtnps89...

"Nav" wrote in message

Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard
bulge in your pants is a penis?

Bwhahahahhahahahaa.

Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??....
let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry
ass straight!

Then you come up with this lamo reply regarding how I'm hung???

Tell ya what shrimp dick!... slap it on the table and take a photo...
post it here... I'll bet mine's bigger longer and harder!

Talk's cheap fancy boy... it takes money to buy whiskey!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
Bwaaahahahahhahahahahahaa!
Looks like the knife that some pimply face kid flashed at me when I
was standing naked in the street wielding a hammer.
The little ****er ran like girly when I told him I was gonna crush his
balls with the hammer after I'd planted it thru his head.

Not in a month of Sundays would that scenario ever take place without you
coughing up your wallet Fancy Boy!

Still got the knife here somewhere.

Yeah ... Sure Ozzy!

CM

Good recovery ;-)

Cheers

Gilligan wrote:

You stole my punch line.

Gilligan

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Why do you want a picture of a jar of vaseline?

Cheers

Gilligan wrote:


Is it truly better than that picture of Katy (sporting the beehive) and

a

jar of vaseline?

Gilligan


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article , OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 20:22:06 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

At $1.12/litre, the real men are staying at home here.

I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would be
perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some
of the assholes off the road.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Not to mention, off the water.

John Cairns

Used to have that system here, my trailer , which is 18'' high would
go under the beam and not get charged.

Scotty

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:38:06 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

didn't know they had em for bikes.


The ones here 'see' the height of the vehicle and charge accordingly
My Ferrari often gets charged as a bike, and my 4WD as a truck if
I've
got something bulky on the roofracks like a dinghy.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

"John Cairns" wrote
I wish gas prices would go up here. $4 a gallon or more would
be
perfect. The environment would get better, and it would keep some
of the assholes off the road.


Not to mention, chase Doug off the water.

John Cairns

OzOne wrote in message

Only when the word is written by a backwoods boy.

Cue the friggin' Banjo then.... you know the drill... bend over and I'll
hail the Hatfields!


CM

"Nav" wrote


No, I tear envelopes open.

With your bare hands? Ohhhh what a man!

Ovenproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you knife
is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is not as
long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife. But I
don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about anything. Now,
what's your excuse?


"replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post?
You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally
retarded!
Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a tackle
box reject.
You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you could
ever achieve the edge honed on my knife!

I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet below
the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou than you've
ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island in the Arctic....
it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be dissin' my blade you
****ant!


I can see you are very attached to your replica knife. (The manufacturer
says it's a replica). How sad. What will happen to your machismo if you
lose it?

Cheers